海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E12

Part 5 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

we did it, we won
这成功之日属于邪恶帮
This day belongs to EVIL
你输了美人鱼战士
You've lost, Mermaidman
根据超级英雄与超级恶人的规则
And the superhero- super-villain rules say
你必须要答应我的要求
you have to give in to my demands
行你想要什么
Okay, what do you want?
统治世界
World domination
跟他说我们要统治世界
Tell him we want world domination
我要让他吃土
And I'll make him eat dirt
首先还是要统治世界
In addition to the domination thing
第一把我当作超级英雄
Number one: I want to be treated like a superhero
别把我当小跟班
not a sidekick
第二要叫我企鹅男人
Number two: I want to be called Barnacleman
第三
And number three
说啊统治世界
Come on, domination
我要成人尺寸的蟹黄堡
I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty
你有听见他说吃土吗
Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?
要搭把手吗
Need a hand?
超级搭档
Super pal?
朋友
真高兴你又回归正义一方了好打档
Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle
我给你买♥♥蟹黄堡去
Let's go get you that Krabby Patty
居然就这
Was that it?
恶心到我了
I feel sick
这倒让我想起了
This reminds me of the time
我跟大虾杀手去墨西哥旅游城市坎昆
I went to Cancún with the Killer Shrimp
那边有木瓜饮料
They had these papaya drinks
我的海神王啊闭嘴吧
Oh, Neptune, shut up
蟹堡王
这成人尺寸的蟹黄堡吃得怎么样
How's that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you
企鹅男
Barnacle
人
man?
说实在的太大了
Actually, it's pretty big
不清楚吃不吃得完
I'm not sure I can finish the whole thing