海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E14

Part 3 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

All I wanted was to show the nice people
原始人有多厉害
how great the cavemen were
结果放出来的全是高科技惹的祸
But all they got was technology-induced chaos
快进来吧
Come back inside
你一定会特别惊喜的
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
你把机器人赶走了吗
You got rid of the robot android cyborg?
不对比那强
No, even better
波蒂我应该是真的看错你了
Potty, I guess I really misjudged you
怎么
What the?
当世界相撞
When worlds collide
是不是很棒
Pretty sweet, eh?
可以逃得走
You can run
但是躲不掉
but you can't hide
当世界相撞
When worlds collide
会变特好笑
You'll laugh so hard
可以笑死你
You'll swear you've died
当世界相撞
When worlds collide
牵住我的手让我当导游
Hold my hand, I'll be your guide
当世界相撞
When worlds collide
系好系好
Buckle, buckle
系好安全带一起去路上
buckle up for the sweetest ride
快准备好要来欣喜若狂
And prepare to have your mind blown wide
当世界相撞
当世界相撞
When worlds collide
来看看
Check it out
当世界相撞有点不寻常
When worlds collide, it's a curious thing
机器人原始人合唱前所未见
Bet you never heard a robot and a caveman sing
他的金属胸膛里面尽是些零件
In his metal chest are some working parts
跟我的心脏又能有啥不一样
How is that different from my beating heart?
我来自未来
I'm from the future
我来自过去
And I'm from the past
不代表这场友情
But that don't mean this friendship
维持不下去
Wasn't built to last
实验室里造了他
He was made in a lab
山洞里生了我
And I was born in a cave
这场跨时代锐舞会让你欢呼尖叫
So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave
未来
Future
支持
Word
我是机器宝宝
I am SpongeTron
可可
You, you
可以逃得走
you can run
但是躲不掉
But you can't hide
当世界相撞
When worlds collide
波蒂你说得确实
Well, Potty, I guess you were right
未来的确很酷
The future is cool
只是想让你别太在意
Just to show you there's no hard feelings
我要送你份史前大礼
I got you a present from the prehistoric times
什么礼物新遮羞布吗
What is it, a new loincloth?
错
No
超大额骨吗
An enlarged forehead?
错
No
那又是什么
What is it?
波蒂
Potty
冷饮
太好看了
This is great
感谢小朋友们收看海绵史传
Well, thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C., kids
再见
Bye
现在还挠痒痒了
Now he's tickling
别闹了小坏蛋
Cut it out, you rascal