海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
第三季
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S03E11
Part 1
May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.
准备好了吗 孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
海绵宝宝
家庭派对
欢迎光临海绵宝宝的家庭派对
Welcome to "SpongeBob's House Party"
东道主是 海盗派斯
with your host, Patchy the Pirate
派对里有潘趣酒
There'll be punch
饼干 爆♥炸♥
cookies, explosions
以及海绵宝宝的全新剧集
and a brand-new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants
万岁
Hooray
加利福尼亚恩斯♥诺♥现场直播
Now, live from Encino, California
有请东道主海盗派斯给大家热情拥抱
get ready for a warm embrace
from our party host, Patchy the Pirate
派对这边请
滚开我家草坪
Get off my lawn
派对
Party?
这边没开派对
Geez, there ain't no party here
滚开
Go away
请进
Come on in
别吵 波蒂
Hush, Potty
看不出来我在赶流氓吗
can't you see I'm trying to keep out the riffraff?
流氓
Riffraff?
那是看电视的观众 缺心眼的
That's our television audience, barnacle-breath
还真是
Of course, it is
我刚刚闹着玩的
I was just fooling
欢迎光临
Welcome
你们没请海绵宝宝来参加派对吗
Say, you didn't bring SpongeBob with you, did you?
但愿他收到邀请函了
Gee, I sure hope he got his invitation
我是很想去参加派对
I'd sure like to go to this party
可我看不懂邀请函
but I can't read the invitation
我也是
Me, neither
送邀请函的那位肯定一点都不了解
Whoever sent this obviously has no idea
海底生活有多少物理限制
about the physical limitations of life underwater
还是都丢火里去吧
Well, might as well throw these in the fire
大家请进
Well, come on in
给大家介绍一下来宾
Let me introduce you around
这位是美人鱼米妮
This here's Minnie Mermaid
米妮跳舞跳太累 现在在纳凉
Minnie's cooling off on account of
she's been dancing her scales off
对不对啊 米妮
Isn't that right, Minnie, huh?
是在休息吗
Take a little breakie-poo?
不对 派斯
No, Patchy
其实我不待在水里就会没命
actually I'm in here because if I wasn't, I would die
这就对了
That's the spirit
来找找 你还不认识谁呢
Let's see, who else haven't you met?
这位是长胡子海盗
That's Longbeard, the Pirate
你好啊 长胡子
Hey there, Longbeard
好久不见
long time no see
谁这么大胆 敢打扰海神王
Who dares to interrupt Neptune?
抱歉 神哥
Sorry about that, Neppy
那位是海神王
That's Neptune
统治全海洋
He's king of the sea
你们玩得开心不
You kids having fun?
办派对可真是辛苦
Hosting a party is hard work, boy
这倒让我想起来
That reminds me
海绵宝宝办派对的那时候
of the time when SpongeBob was hosting a party
你们想看那集动画片吗
You kids want to see that cartoon?
你们想啊
You do?
那好 播动画片吧
Well, then, launch the cartoon
大闹派对
便宜货超♥市♥
啊 便宜货超♥市♥
Ah, the Barg'n Mart--
消费者的天堂
a consumer's paradise
放眼望去堆满了各种名牌仿品
of brand-like items stocked as far as the eye can see
19秒
19 seconds
破记录了 卢
That's a new record, Lou
太棒了 海绵宝宝
That's great, SpongeBob
一块四毛二
$1.42
不过想让它变成官方记录
But it's not an official record
得先把它记在记录册上面才行
until we record it in the Book of Records
记录册
19秒
"19 seconds"
好
Okay
总共一块四毛二
So it's $1.42
请在这边签名
Sign here, please
先是这边
Initial here
还有这边
And here
还有
And
这边
here
你看 是我第一次过来给你拍的照片
Look, it's a picture I took of you
the first time I ever came here
看看你 好年轻好快乐
Look at you, so young and happy
美好的时光渐行渐远到哪去了
Where do the years go?
那是什么
What's that?
动手办派对装备
动手办派对装备
"Plan Your Own Party Kit"
卢 要多少钱
Hey, Lou, how much?
是说动手办派对装备吗
For the Plan Your Own Party Kit?
现在买♥♥有优♥惠♥
We're having a special on those
免费
They're free
但你必须走了
But you have to leave
马上走
right now
来看看 小蜗
Let's see, Gary
动手办派对装备上面写着
According to the Plan Your Own Party Kit
首先一定要做邀请函
invitations are the first order of business
宾客名单要简短
"A short guest list
只请最亲近的熟人
"consisting of only your closest acquaintances
能为整晚奠定温馨基调
"will set an intimate tone for the evening
使得派对得以成功
and provide soirée success"
听见没 小蜗
You heard the man, Gary
只请最亲近的熟人
only our closest friends
到底谁是海绵宝宝
Who the barnacles is SpongeBob SquarePants?
想必你跟他是幼儿园同学吧 亲爱的
I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear
珊瑚队加油
幼儿园吗
Kindergarten, huh?
贝壳老师班
没错 海绵宝宝
Oh, yeah, SquarePants
看来现在又得搬家了
Well, I guess it's time to move again
小蜗 这套动手办派对装备
Gary, this Plan Your Own Party Kit
帮上大忙了
is a real lifesaver
奶油乐
没它我怎么可能会知道
How else would I have known
一定要做新鲜的凝脂生奶油呢
to make freshly whipped clotted cream?
小蜗 快叫宇航员来
Gary, you better call an astronomer
因为我做的这凝脂奶油棒出地球了
because this clotted cream is out of this world
我的皮纳塔
My piñata
烫烫烫
Hot, hot, hot
动手办派对装备
The Plan Your Own Party Kit
要我装皮纳塔的时候得发挥创意
encourages creativity when stuffing your piñata
所以要装恶魔蛋 不装糖果
That's why I'm using deviled eggs
问得好 小蜗
Good question, Gary
不过你放心
but not to worry
动手办派对装备有警告说
The Plan Your Own Party Kit warns
派对不好好管理容易玩完
that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster
海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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