海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E12

Part 4 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

nothing will stop me from defeating the EVIL
没有东西
Nothing
冰淇淋
Ice cream?
冰淇淋
我爱冰淇淋
I love ice cream
来两球加麦麸粒的梅子味冰淇淋
A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles
麸爆
每次都能深得我心
Goes right through me every time
你还是放弃吧美人鱼战士
You might as well give up, Mermaidman
我们这边有三个你那边只有一个
There's three of us and only one of you
你没机会赢
You don't stand a chance
你没事吧美人鱼战士
Are you okay, Mermaidman?
以你一个人的力量要怎么打败他们仨
How are you going to beat
all three of those guys by yourself?
说得对
You're right
我放弃
I give up
你不能放弃
You can't give up
我们来帮你怎么样
What if we help you?
不行这就是一馊主意
No, no, that's a terrible idea
你们来帮我怎么样
But what if you help me?
好啊
Okay
那么谁想要拯救世界
So, who wants to save the world?
我想要
I do
我不要
I don't
不要也得要
Yes, you do
世界没了就等于钱没了
No world means no money
快去拯救世界不然开除你
Now, go save the world or you're fired
就这么定了
Then it's settled
去美人鱼基地
To the Mermalair
美人鱼基地
The Mermalair
这些衣服属于原版
These costumes belonged to the original
国际超级老相识正义联盟
International Justice League
of Super Acquaintances
正联是史上最英勇的英雄
The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever
国际老相识正义联盟
你们正联也有史上最棒的午餐盒
And you had the best lunch box, too
一旦穿上这些衣服
Once you put on these costumes
他们的超能力就会归你们了
their fantastic powers will become yours
超能力不是这样起效的吧
I didn't think super-powers worked that way
就是这样
Sure
超能力都蕴含在衣服里面
Power's all in the costume
不然干嘛要穿彩色内衣到处跑
Why else would we run around in colored undies?
我倒能想三个充分理由来解释了
I can think of three good reasons
飞毛腿
The Quickster
超能力就是跑步速度非常
With the uncanny ability to run really
快
quick
要看我跑上那座山再跑回来吗
Want to see me run to that mountain and back?
要看我再跑一次吗
You want to see me do it again?
怒火船长
Captain Magma
惹他生气他就会爆发岩浆
Get him angry and he's bound to erupt
喀拉喀托大爆发
Krakatoa
弹性胖胖
The Elastic Waistband
能够把身体拉成各种神奇的形状
Able to stretch his body
into fantastic shapes and forms
我终于可以摸到脚趾头了
I can finally touch my toes
还有无影小姐
And Miss Appear
现在看得到她现在看不到了
Now you see her, now you don't
这身会不会显胖
Does this outfit make me look fat?
国际超级老相识正义联盟
The International Justice League
of Super Acquaintances
维亚康姆的子公♥司♥
A subsidiary of Viacom
[ 维亚康姆：《海绵宝宝》出品公♥司♥ ]
那就这么定了
So, it's agreed
点一份奶酪匹萨
We'll get one cheese pizza
一份辣香肠蘑菇匹萨一份橄榄匹萨
one with pepperoni and mushrooms, and one with olives
超级老相识们请求支援
Super Acquaintances, we need your help
我的比目鱼啊
Holy halibut
是首领
it's the Chief
谢谢你介绍我飞毛腿
Thank you for the introduction, Quickster
可是大伙儿都认得我
but we all know who Iam
而且重点是我们得知了邪恶帮的行踪
More to the point, we've got news
on the whereabouts of EVIL
行踪是个什么宗
The whoseabouts of what?
说出他们的位置就行首领
You just tell us where they are, Chief
我们会尽早把他们捆起来抓住的
and we'll hog-tie them faster
than you can say "salsa verde"
我们线人最近一次看到邪恶帮
Our sources last saw EVIL
在调情礁骚扰青少年
harassing teenagers up at Make-Out Reef
调情礁就那个
You know, Make-Out Reef
我的比目鱼啊美人鱼战士
Floppin' flounder, Mermaidman
调情礁
Make-Out Reef
这些恶魔啊
Those fiends
居然袭击激素不旺盛的小朋友们
Attacking hormonally stressed-out children
调情礁
Make-Out Reef
真尽兴真尽兴
Good times, good times
去调情礁
To Make-Out Reef
出发
Away
所以是不是吃不到匹萨了
Does this mean we're not getting pizza?
悬崖危险
住手
Stop it
不要骚扰我们
Leave us alone
别照了
Please, stop
求你们了
Please
约翰南茜坐树上亲亲吻吻无处藏
John and Nancy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
用手电筒照那辆车射线恶魔
Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray
好啊
With pleasure
老天爷啊这样可不好
Hey, man, that's not cool
放过那些打情骂俏的小年轻
Leave those young lovers alone
这不是霉人鱼战士吗
Well, if it isn't Milkmaid Man
用不着费劲找你了
You've saved us the trouble of tracking you down
你们这些恶魔不会赢的
You fiends can't win
你们人少
You're outnumbered
你怕是糊涂了
You senile bag of fish paste
我们这边有三个你那边只有一个
There are three of us and only one of you
变两个了
Make that two
飞毛腿
The Quickster
三个
Three
怒火船长
Captain Magma
四个
Four
弹性胖胖
The Elastic Waistband
五个
Five
无影小姐
M-M-Miss Appear?
加上我就是十个吧
And me makes ten, I think
这下情况不妙了
I don't feel so good about this
要被吊打了
There goes our toy deal
超级老相识们出击
Super Acquaintances, attack
别
Oh, no
饶命啊
Please, mercy
喀拉喀托大爆发
Krakatoa
弄下来弄下来
Get it off, get it off
弄下来
Get it off
我来救你飞毛腿
I'll save you, Quickster
什么
What?
我来给你冷却飞毛腿
I'll cool you off, Quickster
用我的水弹
with one of my water balls
不对不对
No-no, no-no
我不是飞毛腿
I'm not the Quickster
我是怒火船
I'm Captain Mag
长
ma
看来该我上了
Well, I guess it's up to me
我隐形起来溜过去
I'll just sneak over, unseen
然后捉他们个措手不及
and catch them by surprise
悬崖危险
弄下来
Get it off
真高兴结束了
Glad that's over
我们
We
成功了我们赢了