海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E13

Part 2 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

红灯下拐弯
每位司机的必备知识
what every driver should know
拐弯时
When you are turning
至少十分有必要打出转向信♥号♥♥
it is important to signal at least
胖冬瓜
便便
胖冬瓜
"Big Fat Meanie"?
派大星不能这样
Patrick, you can't do that
她可是老师
She's the teacher
老师怎么了
What about the teacher?
什么
What
胖冬瓜
便便
搞得好像我真长这样似的
As if I really look like this
海绵宝宝你一定知道
SpongeBob, I believe you know
两次扰乱课堂有什么惩罚吧
the punishment for two classroom disruptions
不要
No
很抱歉海绵宝宝
I'm sorry, SpongeBob
好榜样
海绵宝宝
但是想当好榜样
but if one wishes to be a good noodle
就必须有个好榜样的样子
one must behave like a good noodle
我是好榜样
I'm a good noodle
我是好榜样
I'm a good noodle
表现好了再还你星星
You'll get this star back when you earn it
不要
Nooo
不要
No
泡芙老师现在是睡觉时间吗
Mrs. Puff, is it nap time?
海绵宝宝受不了你这样闹来闹去了
SpongeBob, I've had enough of your nonsense
东西收拾好
Now collect your things
搬到教室后排那张空座去
and move to the available desk in the back of the room
可是
But
我
me?
为什么
But why?
胖冬瓜要你搬就搬
Because the Big Fat Meanie said so
快去
Now go
真谢谢你了派大星
Thanks a lot, Patrick
不用谢兄弟
Sure thing, buddy
坐后排还是能当个好榜样
I guess I could be a good noodle from back here
我先前说到左转必须要
Now, as I was saying, when turning left, you must
听不清啊
It's so hard to hear
到底什么样的同学才会坐这后排
What kind of student sits back here anyway?
傻子才上学
这是什么地方啊
Where am I?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
别理他海绵宝宝
Just ignore him, SpongeBob
海绵宝宝这边
SpongeBob, over here
不管干什么都别看他
Whatever you do, don't look at him
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
看这边
Over here
我要跟你说个事
I'm trying to tell you something
说个大事
Something important
什么事
What?
嗨
Hi
嗨
Hi
也许现在正好适合下课
Perhaps this would be a good time for recess
兄弟
Hey, buddy
课上可搞笑了
Funny stuff in there
可搞笑了
Funny stuff
你上课闹的事一点都不好笑派大星
There is nothing funny
about what you did in there, Patrick
都害我惹上麻烦了
You got me in trouble
害我搬到教室后排去了
You got me moved to the back of the room
害我一颗好榜样之星没了
You cost me one of my good noodle stars
就一笨星星谁羡慕啊
Who cares about a stupid star?
派大星貌似
Gee, Patrick, it seems like
你可羡慕笨星星了
you would care a lot about stupid stars
因为你本来就是笨星星
considering you are one
下课就找你算账
I'll deal with you after class
早就下课了
It is after class
打
Fight
没看到谁打架啊你有看到吗
I don't see anyone fighting, do you?
他们是在说我们
They're talking about us
我们在打架
We're fighting
那我就开打了
I don't mind if I do
打
Fight
尬死我了
This is embarrassing
怎么回事
What's going on here?
怎么了
Well?
我跟海绵宝宝在打架
SpongeBob and I were fighting
打架
Fighting?
我居然会这么说
Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but
海绵宝宝我要处分你跟你朋友
SpongeBob Squarepants, I hereby
sentence you and your friend
留校察看
to detention
留校察看
Detention?
愿海神王宽恕你们的灵魂
May Neptune have mercy on your soul
我好榜样才一天就变反面教材了
In one day I've gone from good noodle to bad egg
都是笨蛋派大星的错
It's all stupid Patrick's fault
我恨你派大星
I hate you, Patrick
我更恨你
I hate you more
那不管怎样我都要恨你
Well, I'd hate you no matter what
是吗
Yeah?
就算我不恨你我也要恨你
Well I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you
就算你刚说的有逻辑我也要恨你
I'd hate you even if that made sense
就算你是我我也要恨你
I'd hate you even if you were me
我就这么恨你
That's how much I hate you
我一定要恨你就算是
I'd hate you if even, uh
就算让洛哥活命的灯泡灭了我也恨你
I'd hate you even if the lightbulb
keeping Roger alive went out
抱歉叫你笨星星
I'm sorry I called you a stupid star
抱歉让你惹上了麻烦
I'm sorry I got you in trouble
害你搬到了教室后排
and got you moved to the back of class
害你好榜样之星没了一颗
and got your good noodle star removed
还朝你吐纸团
and shot spitballs
抱歉你的抱歉太长了
I'm sorry your apology is so long
我也是
Me too
去救洛哥吧
Let's save Roger
我帮他保温
I'll keep him warm
你到储物间里拿灯泡
and you get a lightbulb from the supply closet
储物间
灯泡
Lightbulb
灯泡
可怎么非得放这么远
But why does it have to be so far away?
我来了海绵宝宝
I'm coming, SpongeBob
派大星呢
Where's Patrick?
算了
Forget it
我自己给洛哥保温
I've got to go find Roger some warmth
灯泡
The lightbulb
不保温洛哥会没命的
Without its warmth, Roger will die
洛哥
Roger
没了他
Without him
灯泡也没什么好保温的了
the lightbulb will have nothing to warm
成功了派大星
We did it, Patrick
我们救活了洛哥
We saved Roger's life
你们好样的
Good job, boys
我在单向黑板后面看到了整个经过
I saw the whole thing from behind my one-way chalkboard
很高兴能看到你们齐心协力
and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork
我要给你们俩都奖励一颗金色小星星
I've decided to give you each one gold star
虽然不知道救活一颗蛋
Although, I'm not sure what saving an egg
跟滑浪学校有什么关系
has to do with boating school
滑浪学校
Boating school?
还以为这是在上西班牙语课