海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E14

Part 2 May 22, 2025, 8:21 p.m.

Pathar
海绵嘎跟派星嘎没脑子
SpongeGar and Pathar no got malonka polinka
[ Malonka：any
Polinka：brain ]
脑子
Polinka
海绵嘎跟派星嘎疯了
Pathar and SpongeGar bawannagog
[ Bawannagog：crazy ]
不关章鱼嘎的事
No pooca Squag
[ Pooca：bother ]
章鱼嘎要创造天才杰作
Squag tay taila foo
[ Tay：make
Talia foo：genius ]
派星嘎
Pathar
海绵嘎
SpongeGar
花花
Fongar
[ Fongar：flower ]
傻子
Monga
[ Monga：stupid ]
海绵嘎
SpongeGar
派星嘎滚开
Pathar, chonga
[ Chonga：go away ]
章鱼嘎章鱼嘎
Squag, Squag
给海绵嘎
Tooka SpongeGar?
[ Tooka：give ]
好吃
Yum
天才海绵嘎
Taila foo, SpongeGar
天才
Taila foo
海绵嘎不是笨蛋
SpongeGar na dumbo
派星嘎
Pathar
看海绵嘎
Wa SpongeGar
[ Wa：watch ]
钱钱
Money, money
万岁
Hooray
看来我们的史前好朋友
It looks like our prehistoric pals
刚刚发现了火
have just discovered fire
但他们马上就会学到
But they will soon learn
玩火会自焚
that when you play with fire, you may get burned
不要走开
Stay tuned
就说史前时代很好玩吧
I told you prehistoric times were fun
要不要我来教教大家
How's about I teach you kids
原始人用两根棍是怎么生火的
how a cavemen makes a fire with two sticks?
好
Yeah
酷到不能再酷了对不对
Doesn't get any cooler than that, huh?
派斯加一分
Chalk one up for Patchy
史前
摩擦
Rubbing
这种木头貌似烧不着
I guess this is the wood that doesn't burn
波蒂
Potty
激光科技
Laser technology
未来加一分
Score one for the future
未来
我有样东西
Well, I got something
你未来那边肯定找不到
that you'll never find in your little "future"
活生生的真原始人
a real, live caveman
他来了
There he is
进来啊穴居原始人
Come on in, big troglodyte fellow
进来啊
Come on
小朋友我是在一大块冰里找到他的
You see, kids, I found him frozen in a block of ice
然后我又花了三天的时间
and then I spent three days
用我妈的吹风机帮他解冻
thawing him out with my mom's hair dryer
我给他取名叫洞哥
I call him Cavey
是不是很厉害
Isn't he something?
没事的洞哥
It's okay, Cavey
微不足道老东西
That's nothing, Old Timer
给未来让个道
Make way for the future
你好
Greetings
我是X29488
I am the X29488
需要什么服务
How may I serve you?
你上哪找来那么多破玩意的
Where do you keep getting all this stuff?
关你屁事老东西
Never you mind, Pops
不如看洞哥怎么说
Let's go see what Cavey thinks
进攻
Attack
波蒂
Potty
你把我的原始人节目毁了
You're ruining my caveman show
进攻
Attack
派斯还能夺回特辑的主动权吗
Will Patchy ever get control of the special?
海绵宝宝会用火做什么呢
What will SpongeBob do with fire?
继续收看海绵史传
Stay tuned to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C.
海绵史传
史前笑传
就知道了
and find out
欢迎继续收看海绵史传
Welcome back to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C.
派斯这边的情况变得一发不可收拾了
Sounds like things have gone
from bad to worse for Patchy
来看看吧
Let’s watch
进攻
Attack
太好看了
This is great
大家好
Ahoy
很高兴你们回来了
Glad you're back
继续看完海绵史传吧
Let's watch the rest of SpongeBob B.C.
我先把事情收拾干净
while I get things straightened out around here
也
Or
可能收拾不了
maybe not
进攻
Attack
先前我们看到这群饿肚子原始人
When we last saw our hungry troglodytes
刚刚发现了火
they'd just discovered fire
他们还要多久才会搞出烂摊子呢
How long will it take for them to mess it up?
一起看
Let's see
钱钱
Money, money
打嗝
Bolapa
[ Bolapa：burp ]
晚安派星嘎
Ganoga, Patar
[ Ganoga：good night ]
晚安海绵嘎
Ganoga, SpongeGar
晚安章鱼嘎
Ganoga, Squag
晚安海绵嘎
Ganoga, SpongeGar
晚安章鱼嘎
Ganoga, Squag
晚安派星嘎
Ganoga, Patar
章鱼嘎不要玩火
No Squag fwee fwee
海绵嘎玩火
SpongeGar fwee fwee
海绵嘎休想
SpongeGar fagonda
[ Fagonda：forget it ]
派星嘎
Pathar
笨蛋派星嘎
Dumbo Pathar
章鱼嘎玩火
Fwee fwee Squag
派星嘎
Pathar
给我派星嘎
Babwana, Pathar
给我
Babwana
派星嘎玩火
Pathar fwee fwee
章鱼嘎玩火
Fwee fwee Squag
章鱼嘎玩火
Fwee fwee Squag
派星嘎玩火
Pathar fwee fwee
海绵嘎玩火
SpongeGar fwee fwee
火跑下来了
Fwee fwee go bonga
[ Bonga：down ]
海绵嘎玩火
SpongeGar fwee fwee
章鱼嘎玩火
Squag fwee fwee
派星嘎玩火
Pathar fwee fwee
派星嘎
Pathar
海绵嘎
SpongeGar?
派星嘎
Oh, Pathar
海绵嘎
Oh, SpongeGar
好你个小鬼
Sutaka jakasa
[ Sutaka jakasa：Why you little ]
你的不是我的
Tabanga-do
也许某些历史事件
Perhaps certain events in history
还是不说比较好
are better left untold
现在我能理解章鱼哥什么感受了
Now I know how Squidward feels
干嘛苦瓜脸
Why the long face?
你自己心知肚明你个坏鸟
I think you know
perfectly well, you little wingèd vermin
我就只想给各位观众看看