海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E06

Part 4 May 22, 2025, 8:20 p.m.

酪
有浮空的购物单
A floating shopping list
我不是购物单
I'm not a shopping list
我是鬼
I'm a ghost
听好了海绵宝宝
Now, listen, SpongeBob
你怎么知道我名字的
How do you know my name?
你是谁
Who are you?
我是汽水帽之魂
I am the Ghost of Soda Drink Hats
我来这告诉你
And I'm here to tell you
你拥有的那顶汽水帽被诅咒了
that that soda drink hat you possess is cursed
诅咒
Cursed?
没错
Yes
它的原主现在已经故去了
It once belonged to some guy who's dead now
原主是谁
What guy?
史密提某某
Smitty something
史密提什么
Smitty what?
史密提
Smitty
沃本
Werben
耶格曼
Jaegerman
詹森
Jensen
他以前肯定是第一名
He must have been number one
鬼怪世界的第一名
Number one in Bogeyland
听好
Now, listen
马上会有诅咒降临到你身上
a curse will descend on you
但只要马上把帽子还回去就没事了
unless the hat is returned to its owner immediately
马上吗
Immediately?
马上
Immediately
还给主人
To its owner?
没错
Yes
现在吗
Right now?
对对
Yes, yes
必须马上还给它的主人
It must be returned to its owner right now
蟹老板好
Hey, Mr. Krabs
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你在这干什么
What are you doing here?
我刚去让那顶被诅咒的汽水帽
I was returning the cursed soda drink hat
物归原主
to its original owner
史密提沃本耶格曼詹森
Smitty Werben Jaegerman Jensen
什么
What?
根本就没有史密提沃本耶格曼詹森
There is no Smitty Werben Jaegerman Jensen
真的有他
Sure there is
他就埋在浮尸公墓里
He's buried out in Floater's Cemetery
怎么会
How did?
我只
I just
你就
You did
我本来
I would
铲子给我
Give me that shovel
那是他的帽子蟹老板
It was his hat Mr. Krabs
他是第一名
He was number one
冷静下来蟹老板
Hold yourself together, Krabs
就只是个墓地
It's just a boneyard
到处是尸骨
filled with bones
什么声音
What's that?
是章鱼哥
It's Squidward
他来干什么
What's he doing here?
这里埋葬着章鱼哥的希望与梦想
"Here lie Squidward's hopes and dreams"
真是幼稚
What a baby
我到哪了
Where was I?
啊对
Oh, yeah
要找史密提那什么詹森
Gotta find Smitty Whatsajipster
老咸长眠于此
逝者安息
没有
Nope
逝者安息
潜水丹
没有
nope
傻子
没有
no
我旁边的是傻子
没有
no
没有
No
没有
no
没有
no
不在那边
nope, not there
整块墓园里的坟全都找遍了
I've checked every headstone in this cemetery
根本就没埋什么史密提沃吧啦吧啦
and there's no Smitty Wabbablabba buried here
快想想
Think, Krabs
也许海绵宝宝的话里有什么线索
Maybe something SpongeBob said
will give you some kind of clue
记住舔门把手在外星球犯法
Remember, licking doorknobs
is illegal on other planets
不是这句
No, not that
你绝对猜不中
You'll never guess
我昨晚在我袜子里发现了什么
what I found in my sock last night
快去猜猜吧
Go ahead, guess
不对
No
那是他的帽子蟹老板
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
他是第一名
He was number one
真见鬼
Barnacles
我肯定找不到
I'll never find
史密提沃本
曼詹森
他家的坟
The grave
我不会真的要为了钱刨他坟吧
Am I really going to defile this grave for money?
当然真的要刨
Of course I am
中奖了
Jackpot
好漂亮
It's beautiful
快到爸爸这来
Come to Papa
斯密提放下
Come on, Smitty, let go
碎碎平安斯密提
Rest in pieces, Smitty
值一百万的帽子归我了
I got the million-dollar hat
老兄那是我的帽子
Hey, man, that's my hat
快还回来
Give it back
什么
What?
不行
No way
爬回你的坑里去烂骨头
Just crawl back into your hole, bone boy
快点装死
Go ahead, play dead
看来只能从你身上硬抢了
I guess I'm going to have to take it from you
啊对对对
Yeah, right
就你能拿我怎么样
You and what army?
还有一大伙活死鬼
Only the army of the living dead
不好
Oh, no
我在深夜档的节目里看过
I've seen this on the late show
你们这些恶鬼要压制住我
You ghoulish fiends hold me down
轮流咬我的内脏
and take turns nibbling on my innards
然后吃掉我脑子躯干都留给秃鹰
Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards
太恶心了
That's disgusting
咱只是想把帽子拿回来而已
We just want the hat back
想都别想
No flipping way
后退
Back up
我说后退
Back up, I say
进攻
Attack
发现目标
Tallyho
快看我我演侠盗罗宾汉
Look at me, I'm Errol Fin
你们要散架了骨头脑袋
You're falling apart, marrow brain
开什么玩笑
You must be kidding
回去洗洗睡吧
Back to oblivion
你们姐妹怎么样了
How's your sister?
骨头脑袋游戏时间结束了
All right, boneheads, playtime's over
一百万
A million dollars
一百万到手了
I've got a million dollars
你们在这啊
There you are
总算到手了
Well, I got it
这种稀有的新奇古怪汽水帽
The rare novelty soda drink hat
一百万起拍吧
Let's start the bidding at $1 million
你这是狮子大开口吧