海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S03E03

Part 1 May 22, 2025, 8:20 p.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
咬一口
蟹堡王
给你先生
Here you go, sir
加全套配料的巨无霸至尊蟹黄堡
A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works
炸以双层面糊
double batter-fried
再插根棍
on a stick
谢谢了
Thanks
傻子一个
Barnacle head
你说什么
Pardon me?
你忘了拿蛋黄酱了
You forgot your mayonnaise
谢谢了
Thanks
看看他们吃那些垃圾
Look at them eating that garbage
简直恶心
It's disgusting
让我都要吐了
They're sickening
我恨蟹黄堡
I hate Krabby Patties
真好笑章鱼哥
Good one, Squidward
好什么
Good what?
搞的好像你不知道似的
Like you don't know
你刚说
Saying
我恨蟹黄堡
"I hate Krabby Patties"
真的太搞笑了
That's hilarious
大家都爱蟹黄堡的
Everyone loves Krabby Patties
对我不算大家
Yeah, well, not me
真会讲笑话
You're good at that
大家听我说
Hey, everyone
章鱼哥说他不喜欢蟹黄堡
Squid says he doesn't like Krabby Patties
真是太好笑了章鱼哥
That's really good, Squidward
笑死我了
That's really funny
不准刺♥激♥他们
Don't encourage them
他们这样不会走
They'll never leave
抱歉章鱼哥
Sorry, Squidward
真的很好笑
It's just so funny
要知道我们都说
You know what we say
唯一不喜欢蟹黄堡的那位
The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty
从来就没尝过蟹黄堡
have never tasted one
是我没错了
That's me
从来没吃过
Never had one
以后也不吃
never will
什么
What?
什么
What?
你刚说什么了
What did you say?
我从来没吃过蟹黄堡以后也不吃
I've never had a Krabby Patty, and never will
真对不起
I'm sorry
我觉得不
I don't
我从来没吃过蟹黄堡
I've never had a Krabby Patty
这些字
Those words
真的可以这样来造句吗
Is it possible to use them
in a sentence together like that?
我从来没吃过蟹黄堡
I've never had a Krabby Patty
从来没吃过蟹黄堡
Never had a Krabby Patty?
你必须马上就去吃蟹黄堡
Well, you've gotta have one right now
难怪你一直都很悲惨
No wonder you're always so miserable
给尝一口
Here, try this
把那个垃圾给我拿开
Get that garbage outta my face
尝一下就会爱上的
If you try it, you'll love it
尝一口你所谓食物的高辐射混球吗
Try one of those radioactive
sludge balls you call food?
然后你是不是要我跟派大星跳方块舞
Next I suppose you'll want me to go
square-dancing with Patrick
抱歉派大星
Sorry, Patrick
吃嘛你会爱
Come on, you're gonna
不吃
No
隧♥道♥快打通火车要进去了
Open up the tunnel, here comes the train
不吃
No
你耳朵里面有什么
What's that in your ear?
别闹了
Quit it
快点嘴巴张大
Come on, open wide
海绵宝宝就算我被困到了井底
SpongeBob, if I were trapped at the bottom of a well
困个三年
for three years
只有这个蟹黄堡能吃
with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty
老子也要先吃我的腿
I'd eat my own legs first
就算多长几条腿也不吃
And not just the extra ones
可这个对你有益
But it's good for you
这叫有益
Good for you?
那东西连个面包都能让我心脏病发作
That thing is a heart attack on a bun
不是那意思章鱼哥
No, Squidward
我意思是
I meant
对你的灵魂有益
good for your soul
得了吧你
Puh-leez
我根本没灵魂
I have no soul
那好吧就吃一半
Okay, just half
不吃
No
四分之一
A quarter?
不吃
No
一口
One bite?
不吃
No
闻一闻就行
Just smell it
我在外面都不想要这玩意
If I didn't want it out there
怎么会在这厕所里对这玩意感兴趣
what makes you think I'd find it more appealing in here?
来嘛章鱼哥
Come on, Squidward
不吃
No
吃一口
One bite
不吃
No
你绝对不会后悔的
You won't be sorry
不吃
No
特好吃的
It's delicious
听好了海绵宝宝
Listen, SpongeBob
你准备要这样下去多久
how long are you prepared to keep this up?
给我
Give me that
等我死了
When I die
别来玷污我的葬礼
you stay away from my funeral
我真的要
Do I really
啊
Why
这个蟹黄堡可能就是最
this Krabby Patty may be the most
垃圾
Horrible
恶心
Putrid
做工粗劣
Poorly prepared
下♥贱♥
Vile
倒胃口
Unappetizing
蹩脚的烂三明治
Disgusting excuse for a sandwich
让这玩意下肚是我最大的不悦
it has ever been my displeasure
to have slither down my throat
可是
But
我诅咒这个蟹黄堡
And I curse this Krabby Patty
还有所有喜欢蟹黄堡的家伙
and all who enjoy them
趁早踏进他们应得的坟里去
to an early and well-deserved grave
懂我意思
Get it?
可是根本没道理啊
But it doesn't make any sense
蟹黄堡绝对质量上乘