政界小人物（1996）

Spin City S05E23

Part 3 June 30, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

啥
What?
Tim和你分手了吗别哭啊
Tim broke up with you? Don't cry.
别这样你很聪明又很美丽
Come on, you're smart, you're beautiful.
Bob对自己外形很不自信
Bob's very insecure about his looks.
我马上就来
I'll be right over.
我得走了
I gotta go.
他好像快崩溃了
Sounds like he's ready to snap.
等等
Wait.
这个带上它能预防暴♥力♥情绪
Here, take these. They prevent violent outbursts.
不如你自己留着
Why don't you keep them?
看起来你的纸卡住了
Looks like you have a serious paper jam.
我来看看
Let's have a look.
哦谢谢
Oh, thank you.
这就是你的麻烦源头
Here's your problem.
哇你简直是机械师
Wow! You are so mechanical.
好的 Randall 她喜欢你
Okay, Randall, she digs you.
现在要表现得委婉些
Now keep it subtle.
我呀特别有钱
I'm incredibly wealthy.
Randall 我查了预算
Randall, I was going over the budget,
貌似我们负担不起
and it looks like we can afford
我给无家可归的老兵的就业计划
my jobs program for homeless veterans.
能遇到热心帮助别人的人
It is so refreshing to meet someone
是一件很开心的事
who's passionate about helping people.
我是Judy
I'm Judy.
我是Chad
I'm Chad.
嘿 Randy 你要去越战抗♥议♥集♥会♥么
Hey, Randy, are you going to the Vietnam war protest?
当然我刚涂完成标语
Oh, you bet. I just finished my sign.
我喜欢能为自己信念而站出来的人
I like a man who stands up for what he believes in.
好的 Randy 她喜欢你委婉点
Okay, Randy, she digs you. Now, keep it subtle.
我老爸超级有钱
My father's incredibly wealthy.
集♥会♥后
After the rally,
能和我参加米尔斯兄弟合唱团的演唱会么
would you like to attend the mills brothers concert with me?
嘿 Randy
Hey, Randy.
Chad
Chad.
今晚想看披头士乐队么
You wanna see the Beatles tonight?
好呀 Chad
I'd love to, Chad.
什么披头士等米尔斯解散后
Beatles... we'll be listening to the mills brothers
我们还是会听他们的歌♥
long after they're gone.
我正要去喝杯咖啡
I was just heading out for a cup of coffee.
要一起吗
Would you... Care to join me?
好呀
I'd love to.
Charlie 太糟了
Charlie, it was terrible.
我和Tim一起晚餐还以为会求婚
I meet Tim for dinner expecting a proposal
知道他说啥吗他有个前未婚妻
and you know what he says... he has an ex-fiance.
她想要复合而他还爱着她
And she wants him back and he's still in love with her.
我从没受过这样的侮辱
I've never been so humiliated!
这是我的奇耻大辱
This is the worst moment of my life!
我带了冰激凌
I brought ice cream.
我以为他就是我的真爱
I really thought he was gonna be the one.
我知道你的感觉
I know how you feel.
你才不是你有了Kara
No, you don't. You have Kara.
Caitlin 我的床都因为这女人起火了
Caitlin, the woman set my bed on fire.
你这时候还有心情吹牛啊
How can you brag at a time like this?
并不是她真的把我床点着了
No, she literally torched my bed.
我失去了我最爱的玩具还有"绒毛先生"
I lost my favorite comforter and Mr. Snuggles.
你还有只泰迪熊吗
You have a Teddy bear?
我又不是小孩
I'm not a child.
分明是一只鳄鱼
He's an alligator.
你看你笑了
There you go.
多有趣
We're having fun now.
知道吗你是我第一个联♥系♥的朋友
You know, when this happened, you were the first person I called.
我陪你
I'm here for you.
谁能想到你会成为我最好的朋友
Who would've thought that you'd end up being my best friend?
谁能呢
Who would've thought?
我做不到
I-I can't do this.
Charlie 你糊涂了
Uh, Charlie, I think you're confused.
你该说的是 "好谢谢"
What you meant to say was, "Yes, thank you."
抱歉
I'm sorry.
我意识到件事
I just realized something.
你也是我最好的朋友
You're my best friend, too.
这是我最好的一段感情
This is the best relationship I've ever had.
和你在一起比其她任何女人我都要自然
I am more myself around you than any woman I've ever dated.
我不想破坏这一切
I don't want to screw this up.
现在我完全想要你了
Now I totally want you.
不行你不明白么
No, don't you see?
我第一次能和女性只做朋友了
For the first time in my life, I can be friends with a woman.
我能戒掉随意的性♥爱♥了
I'm above casual sex.
不能明天再戒吗
Can't you be above it tomorrow?
Caitlin 这会很赞
Caitlin, it would be amazing...
但你对我太重要了
But you mean too much to me.
听着之前我对我们的关系很糊涂
Look, I was confused about my feelings for you.
现在没有了我们是朋友这才重要
But now I'm not. We're friends and that's what's important.
看来我只能压抑我的性需求
Well, I guess I'll have to suppress my sexual urges
拼命吃冰激凌了
by stuffing my face with ice cream.
有用吗 - 当然了
Does that work? - Yeah.
我要这个
I'm gonna need this.
Randall 我查了你写的演讲
Randall, I was going over the speech you wrote
有个地方我不喜欢
and, um, there's just one thing I didn't like.
全部
All of it.
这流浪汉真凶
That is one surly hobo.
预科学校的旧事又重演了
It's like prep school all over again.
我觉得自卑很没安全感
I feel inferior and insecure.
要是你觉得不好为什么不摆脱他
If he makes you feel that way, why don't you get rid of him?
哦不能
Oh, I can't.
我刚在媒体前对他大加赞赏
I just sang his praises in front of the press.
Paul 我会像男人一样处理好的
You know, Paul, I'm just gonna have to handle this like a man.
我会直面走向Chad
I'm gonna walk right up to Chad and...
然后把钱包偷塞给他
Plant my wallet on him.
你等几分钟
You wait a few minutes
然后你带着保安来
and then you come in with a security guard.
我们不起诉
We won't press charges.
我给他在私人部门安排个职位
I'll get him a job in the private sector.
他什么也不用做就能赚大钱
He'll make lots of money for doing nothing.
也许Chad可以留下我可以走
Maybe Chad could stay and I could go.
在理想世界里可以都做到的
In a perfect world, we'd get both.
Chad
Chad...
我来是想说
I just want to say, um...
能有你在市政厅我们真是太高兴了
How much we've loved having you around city hall.
真的吗
You have?
当然
Of course.
我想为自己的态度道歉
I want to apologize for the way I've been acting.
不不
No, no, I...
其实
the fact is, I'm...
我很嫉妒你
Jealous of you.
我一直都很嫉妒你
I've always been jealous of you.
真的吗
You have?
在威灵顿你总是很酷很自信
At Wellington, you were so cool and confident,
我整个人生都耗在
my whole life was just consumed
击败Randall上了
with trying to beat Randall
其实我只是想成为Randall
when all I really wanted was to be Randall.
你这么说对我很重要
That means so much to me.
而你给了我又一次机会
And you give me this second chance
而我却唤起了可悲的竞争欲
and I revive my petty competition.
事实是
Truth is...
我很幸运能认识你
I'm lucky to know a man like you.
Winston
Winston...
你很出色
You are pure class.
他在那儿
There he is!
我看见他偷市长的钱包
I saw that guy steal the mayor's wallet!
你们胡说什么
What are you talking about?