政界小人物（1996）

Spin City S05E06

Part 2 June 30, 2021, 4:01 p.m.

我觉得
I think
牙买♥♥加俺来鸟
Hello, Jamaica!
妥了那么
All right, then,
我就失陪了
if you'll excuse me,
我要去找Paul的妈妈
I'm gonna go see if I can find Paul's mom.
Paul 现在是感恩节
Paul, it's Thanksgiving.
为什么你妈妈会在市政厅里晃悠
Why is your mom hanging around city hall?
如果她去了我的公♥寓♥ 她就会发现Claudia不在了
If she goes to my apartment she'll know Claudia's gone.
她一直在问Claudia
Well, she keeps asking me about her,
我不知道该说啥
I don't know what to say.
转移话题就行了
Just change the subject.
也许她会忘记我已经结婚了
Maybe she'll forget that I was married.
她可给Claudia做了派
She's baking the woman pies.
别担心我会解决那些派的
Don't worry, the pies will be taken care of.
Paul
Paul...
哦
Oh.
是不是有事啊
Isn't there something...
Paul有事要告诉你
Paul has something to tell you.
坚强点
Be strong.
好吧是这样的
Well, this is the thing.
妈妈我和Claudia已经不在一起了
Mommy, Claudia and I aren't together anymore.
我可怜的小南瓜一直孤身一人吗
My poor little pumpkin is all alone?
Paul 妈妈好心疼
Oh, Paul, I'm heartbroken.
别心疼
Don't be heartbroken.
我我不是一个人
I'm... I'm not alone.
你不是
You're not?
不不是的
No, no.
我有Caitlin
I've got Caitlin.
你们两个在约会
You two are dating?
简直太好了
Oh, that's wonderful!
坚强点
Be strong.
Charlie Mindy刚打来她正要上来
Oh, Charlie, that was Mindy. She's on her way up.
很好
Excellent.
她不是个花瓶你会看到的
Now you'll see that she's not a bimbo.
我还以为我的意见对你不重要呢
I thought my opinion didn't matter to you.
确实不重要
It doesn't.
那我们为什么要说这些呢
Then why do we have this conversation?
啊
Huh?
啊
Huh?
真不知道Paul看上你哪一点
I don't know what Paul sees in you.
嘿帅哥
Hey, handsome.
嗨
Hi!
抱歉我来晚了
Sorry I'm late.
你注意到没有纽约真的好挤啊
Did you notice, New York is really crowded?
是啊非常挤
Yes, it is really crowded.
这是对城市密度的非常深刻的洞察
That's a very keen observation on urban density.
嘿市长上电视了
Hey, the mayor's on tv.
Carter 你的饰物
Oh Carter, your family's finally
终于可以回家了
gonna get that centerpiece after all.
她的上衣掉下来了
Her top just fell off.
她半裸了
She's topless.
我去过那场演唱会
Hey, I went to that concert!
同志们
Guys!
同志们
Guys!
天呐 Stuart
Oh, my God... Stuart!
在我们为给予土著居民更多的关注
In our efforts to be more sensitive
而付出不懈努力之后
toward native Americans,
现在有个40英尺高的半裸印第安人
we now have a topless 40-foot Indian
在曼哈顿上空飘荡
floating around Manhattan.
我就知道你在胸部打了太多氦气
I knew you were putting too much helium in those breasts.
听着这件事解决不了我们感恩节就得在这儿过
Look, until this is solved, we are stuck here on Thanksgiving.
事情有多糟糕
How bad is it?
很糟糕她正在撞断电线和广♥告♥牌
It's bad. She's taking out power lines, billboards.
就像限制级版本的哥斯拉
It's like an x-rated Godzilla.
真不敢相信我的假期被一个
I can't believe my vacation is being ruined
愚蠢的充气娃娃给毁了
by some stupid sex toy.
这倒提醒我了 Mindy一直在找你
That reminds me, Mindy's been looking for you.
好 Caitlin 我懂了
Okay, Caitlin, I get it.
你认为Mindy不聪明
You don't think Mindy's very smart.
再次声明我以为我的意见对你不重要呢
Again, I thought my opinion didn't matter to you.
我也再次声明确实不重要
Again, it doesn't.
这就是为什么我从来没提过她高中时
Which is why I never mentioned she finished number one
以全班第一的成绩毕业
in her high school class.
你说她是在家自学的
You said she was home-schooled.
她比她的两个姐姐都好
She beat out two sisters.
现在同志们我们需要想办法解决气球的问题
Now, guys, we need ideas on solving this balloon thing.
我建议把它射下来
I say we shoot it down.
太有才了
Well, that's brilliant.
再没有比在空中炸烂一个巨大的土著居民
What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving
更好的方法来庆祝感恩节了
than to blast a giant native American out of the sky?
是啊有道理
Yeah, good point.
我们需要先得到土著居民纽约委员会的许可
Before we can shoot it down, we gotta get permission
然后才能把它射下来
from the New York native American council.
Carter 去安排会面
Carter, set up a meeting.
我们手头有个大♥麻♥烦
We've got a big mess on our hands,
问题解决不了今晚谁也别走
and no one's going anywhere until it's fixed tonight,
我才不管是不是要通宵呢
and I don't care if we're here all night!
但是先生这可是感恩节啊
But sir it's Thanksgiving!
我的假期也被毁了啊
My holiday is ruined, too.
我本来打算跟我女儿一起过的
I was gonna spend it with my daughter.
现在这不可能了
Now that's not gonna happen.
嘿 Paul 现在什么情况
Hey, Paul. What's the update?
她正在飞向星期五餐厅吗
She's headed toward T.G.I. Friday's?
什么是你正在去星期五餐厅的路上
What's that? You're headed toward T.G.I. Friday's?
那气球呢
What's the balloon doing?
她卡在哪儿了
She's stuck where?
妈的
Damn.
看来我们的气球女士正在给
Well, it appears our lady is in the process
克莱斯勒大厦跳大腿舞
of giving the Chrysler building a lap dance.
啊
Aaah!
保罗这不能放我桌上啊
Paul, I can't keep this on my desk!
那就把我放你钱包里的留着好了
Just keep the ones I put in your wallet.
你竟然动了我的钱包
I can't believe you went in my wallet.
对了我还欠你20块钱和一些邮票
By the way, I owe you $20 and some stamps.
保罗装做你的女朋友让我觉得很不舒服
Paul, I am not comfortable pretending I'm your girlfriend.
你懂那种感觉吗
You know what it's like
有人觉得你完美无瑕
to have someone who thinks you're perfect?
有生以来我妈都以我为荣
All my life, my mom has looked at me
把我当做她的日月和星星
like I'm the sun, moon, and stars.
只要我和你在约会
As long as I'm dating you,
她还是会以我为傲
she'll still look at me that way.
她只会在这再呆一天那好吧
She's only in town another day, so I guess it's okay.
我保证
And I promise you,
我会极为得体而尊重地来处理这件事的
I will handle this with the utmost decorum and respect.
好吗
Okay?
哦哦我妈来了
Ooh, my mom's coming!
快把手放我翘臀上
Quick, put your hand on my ass!
嘿你们俩
Hey, you two!
把你手从我身上拿开
Get your hands off of me.
真是太好了
This is so great!
我得拍张照片我最重要的两个女人
Oh, I gotta get a picture of this... my two best girls.
好吧我得直说了金毛妞
Okay, let's get something straight, blondie.
我知道你们怎么回事
I know what's going on around here.
保罗是个失恋的花样美男
Paul's a young hunk on the rebound,
而你就如秃鹫一般风卷而入
and you're swooping in like a vulture.
直面现实吧你配不上他
Face it, he's out of your league.
来照相啦
Picture time!
Mindy 抱歉我耽搁了
Mindy, hey, I'm sorry for the delay.
气球的事我还没有处理完
I still got a little more work to do on this balloon thing.
我也还有些舞蹈要编排
Oh, I've got some choreography to work on, too.