老爸有招
Man with a Plan
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老爸有招
Man with a Plan S02E16
Part 4
April 12, 2020, 9:53 a.m.
我们知道你不会信的
Which we knew you wouldn't fall for.
而且你从来不会把垃圾
And because you never put anything
扔进垃圾桶
in the actual garbage can,
我知道你肯定会到处乱放
I knew you'd leave it lying around.
所以我们告诉了妈妈你放在哪了
So we told Mom where you left it.
我拿走了 再告诉你我把它给高兴了
And then I grabbed it, and told you that I gave it to Joy.
我利用了我对你的了解 所以
See, I used all the things that I know about you, so,
如果你仔细想想
if you think about it...
就像情书一样
...it's like a love letter.
好吧 这是最后一些 假牙膏
Okay, this is the last of it. Fake toothpaste.
冰块里的虫子
Bug in the ice cube.
这个可厉害了 罐子里的蛇
And this one hurts-- snakes in a can.
我为你骄傲
Hey, well, I'm proud of you,
我还是不懂 你为什么喜欢这些东西
but I still don't get why you like this stuff so much.
别告诉我因为好玩
And don't say it's because it's fun.
我很喜欢跟我爸一起玩这些
Look, it's just a thing I always loved doing with my dad.
大部分时间 只要他跟我说话
Most of the time if he was talking to me,
基本就是在生气
he was mad about something,
可我们整人的时候 都是在笑
but when we were doing pranks, we were laughing.
有次他把补丁放进我的棒球手套里
And when he'd put pudding in my baseball glove,
没错 是很好玩 但也说明
yeah, it was funny, but it also meant
他知道我喜欢打棒球
that he knew I liked baseball.
还有补丁
And pudding.
我以前挺强壮的
Yeah, I was husky for a while.
这是某种 他表达爱你的方式
So in a way, it's how he told you that he loved you.
我就知道有深层原因
I knew it was deep!
自助通道卷土重来了
The self-help aisle is making a comeback!
好吧好吧 没人喜欢触地得分舞
All right, all right. Nobody likes a touchdown dance.
我知道你爱我跟孩子们
Well, I know that you love me and the kids
因为你会经常说出口 知道吗
because you say it all the time, okay?
所以请你不要再用整人来表达了
So please don't show it with pranks anymore.
好的 没问题 现在都在垃圾桶里了
All right, you got it. It's all in the trash now.
好的 我去泡两杯茶喝
Okay, good. All right, well, I'm gonna make us a cup of tea...
现在我知道这是安全的了
...now that I know it's safe again.
我忘了还有它了
I f... I forgot about that one.
我在龙头上绑了皮筋
I put a rubber band on the sprayer.
我去把我的牛仔帽找出来
I'll just go find my cowboy hat.
亚当 我们要迟到了 快点
Adam, we're gonna be late. Come on!
我的杰作 我给他穿的
I did that. I dressed him.
你像牛仔罗伊·罗杰斯的老婆
You look like Roy Rogers' wife.
你说过不会有人来的
You told me nobody would be here.
看来我喜欢整人
I guess I do like pranks.
走吧
Come on, let's go.
放轻松 顺其自然
Just relax and let it happen.
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