末日巡逻队

Doom Patrol S02E01

Part 1 June 27, 2020, 9:51 a.m.

末日巡逻队
第二季第一集
英国伦敦
让开我尿急
Get out of my way! I need a sprinkle.
不过现在轮到你们花钱来看的
But now, the putrid little primate,
恶心的小灵长类动物登场了
you shelled out your shekels to see,
好了该你了小姑娘
All right, looks like you're up, girly.
她来了
And here she comes now.
这可怕的奇珍
An hideous curiosity,
于冰冷的育空荒野被捕获
captured deep in the icy Yukon wilderness,
猿脸女孩
那里的传闻道
where legends say...
她是女巫和山地野兽
she is the cursed progeny
生下的被诅咒的后代
of a witch and a mountain beast.
天赋异禀
Bestowed with gifts most unnatural,
与生俱来的容貌必将长久玷污
and born with looks that will surely stain your memories
你们的记忆
for years to come.
猿脸女孩
The Ape-Faced Girl!
我还有个又长又甜的东西给你猴子女孩
I got something else long and sweet for you, monkey girl.
冷静点
Calm yourselves.
冷静点女士们先生们
Calm yourselves, ladies and gents.
我向你们保证精彩的还在后面
There is much more to see, of this I can promise you.
她只是需要一点黑暗
She just needs a little darkness
来让自己平静下来集中注意力
to calm herself, concentrate,
召唤出她特别的朋友
and conjure up a very special friend of hers.
看啊
Behold!
这是一种你们从未见过的动物
An animal the likes of which you have never seen before.
一种被遗忘已久的野兽
A beast from a time long forgotten.
我知道你不喜欢这样
I know you don't like it,
但如果你乖乖的很快就会结束的
but it will be over quickly if you behave.
这头凶猛的怪物
A ferocious monster...
与她错乱的精神
tethered to her
紧紧捆绑在一起
deranged mind!
我们只要按他说的做就行了
We just have to do as he says.
猿脸女孩可怕的宠物
The Ape Girl's gruesome pet...
女士们先生们
No sudden movements
请别乱动
if you please, ladies and gents,
这可不是马戏团的驯兽
for this is no tame circus animal.
这是货真价实的邪恶魔术
This is a true wicked conjuring,
它的牙齿可以撕裂人的头骨
with teeth that can rip through a human skull.
你们想看它跳舞吗
Would you like to watch him dance?
转个圈
Give us a twirl.
快点
Go on, now!
马上就完事了
We'll be done soon.
我保证
I promise.
绕另一边
Around the other way!
怎么了
What's wrong?
你要干什么
What are you doing?
你在看谁
Who are you looking at?
我说了绕另一边
I said the other way!
-不 -你必须服从我
- No! - You will obey me!
你个小贱♥人♥
You little cunt!
管好你的动物
Control your animal!
制♥服♥它
Take it down!
阻止
Make stop.
你是谁
Who is this?
你是哪一个
Which one are you?
帮助
Help...
小女孩
girl...
什么意思
What do you mean?
怎么帮我们
Help us how?
许个愿
Make wish.
什么
What?
许个愿
Make wish.
我
I...
救救小女孩
Save girl.
小女孩
Girl...
安全了
Safe.
旭日东升新的一天开始了
With sunrise, another day begins.
我们为今天做好准备吧
So let's be ready for today.
不许说坏话
No wicked words,
不许呲牙齿
no teeth,
不许伸爪子
no claws.
只有快乐欢笑和玩耍
Only fun and laughs and play.
我们当然可以
Well, of course we can.
但首先我们要向所有的新朋友道早安
But first we have to say good morning to all our new friends.
不是吗
Don't we?
你当然没忘记他们傻瓜你不可能忘记
You haven't forgotten them, silly. You can't have.
你太可笑了
Oh, you're being ridiculous.
好了好了
All right, all right.
我们来看看
Let's see.
该死的
God dammit!
高如房♥子疯如狮子
Tall as a house. Mad as a lion.
破铜烂铁
Piece of shit!
高大滑稽的铁皮人
The big funny tin man...
狗娘
Mother...
有着许多速度极快的车
...with lots of pretty fast cars.
该死的混♥蛋♥ 见鬼
Stupid bitch ass... Fuck... God damn...
还说着很多有趣的话
And lots and lots of pretty words.
该死该死该死
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
有一个悲伤的女孩
And there's a sad girl...
对着黑暗高声歌♥唱
who sings out to the dark.
她再也不唱歌♥了
She doesn't sing much anymore.
她其实最近什么都不做了
Well, she doesn't do much of anything these days, really.
你一定还记得
Oh, and you must remember,
英雄小子
the boy hero.
没错
That's right.
一个真正的超级英雄
A proper superhero.
最后
And last of all,
还有窈窕的公主
there's the fair princess.
她有橡皮制的皮
She's got skin made of rubber.
至少我是这么听说的
At least... that's what I've been told.
但是她有时笑的时候
But when she smiles sometimes,
我觉得她其实是玻璃做的
I think she might actually be made of glass.
不我才不怕他们
No, I'm not scared of them.
有什么好怕的
Why would I be?
这是个特别的地方
This is a special place.
我们现在都属于这里
It's where we belong now.
我们都属于彼此
And this is who we belong with.
或许我们暂时还不都是朋友
Maybe we're not all friends just yet...
但我知道最终会的
but I just know we will be eventually.
有一天我们可能会胜过友情
Someday we might even be better than friends.
或许有一天我们会成为家人
Maybe someday, we'll be a family.
很好
Perfect.
大家该起床了
Rise and shine, everyone.
该起床了
Rise and shine.
你非得每天早上摇那铃铛把我们喊醒吗
Must you wake us every morning with that bell?
太乡土了
It's so folksy.
明天开始就不摇铃了丽塔
No more bells after today, Rita.
我保证
I promise.
准备好了吗
It's ready?
我们说话这会拉瑞正在完成
Larry is completing his final test on the substance
物质的最后测试
as we speak.
这次终于要成功了对吧
And it's definitely gonna work this time, right?
跟其他几次不同
Unlike every other time?
好了伙计
All right, buddy.
别有压力
No pressure...
不过我们就靠你了
but we're counting on you.
有反应吗
Anything?
该死
Shit!
该死该死
Shit, shit, shit!
天啊
Oh, God!