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我这辈子就都动不了了
if I fucking kill the Chief.
操
Fuck.
不可能
No way.
会说话的雕塑
A talking statue?
我他妈才不是个雕塑
I'm not a fucking statue.
我他妈是个机器人
I'm a fucking robot.
机器人
Whoa, robot?
你能动吗
Can you move?
现在不行
Not at the moment.
不好说啊 老兄
I don't know, dawg.
雕像不都像你这么说话吗
Sounds like something a statue would say.
搞什么...
What the...
-棒 -我亲爱的朋友
- Lit. - Hey, uh... my dude.
借我你的手♥机♥用用好吗
Could I use your phone?
或许 我的朋友
Maybe so, my friend.
或许可以
Yeah, maybe so.
但首先 你能不能对我的兄弟二蛋
But flrst, could I get you doing a quick shout-out
说几句话
to my boy Double Grapes?
他快从牢里出来了
He's gonna trip.
什么 不行
What? No.
老兄 快他妈把你手♥机♥借我用用
Dude, just let me use your fucking phone.
拜托你了
Please?
你好啊 二蛋
What up, Double Grapes?
是我 机甲人
It's me, Robotman.
恭喜你又保释了
Congratulations on making bail again.
爱你
One love.
快接快接快接快接快接
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
该死 让我再试个号♥码
Shit, let's try another number.
一个视频换一个电♥话♥
One shout-out, one call.
你他操在逗...
Are you fucking kid--
你怎么样 雷音狂热
What up, Thunder Nuts?
很抱歉听说你的继母对猫过敏
Sorry to hear that your stepmom is allergie to cats.
告诉她机器人说"你去死吧"
Tell her Robotman said, "Go fuck yourself! "
爱你
One love.
克拉拉 克拉拉 别挂
Clara? Clara, don't hang up, if
你好 你正在打给
Hi, you've reached
刺头邦普酒吧&餐馆&塔可店
Salty Bump's Bar and Restaurant and Taco Shop.
-邦普 -我们的营业时间
- Bump? -Our operating hours
-是早八点至凌晨两点 -你在逗我吧
- are 8:00 am. to 2:00 am. - You gotta be kidding me.
周日关门 为了耶稣
Closed on Sundays, for Jesus.
克拉拉 我是克里夫
Hey, Clara, it's Cliff.
你的爸爸 真的爸爸
Your dad, your real dad,
不是你电♥话♥答录机上的那个乡巴佬
Not that folksy asshole on your answering machine.
你知道吗
You know what?
你本来有机会让我进入你的生活
You had the chance to have me in your life
然后你却把它扔了
and you fucking threw it away.
我很有可能死在这里 在路边
I'll probably die here on the side of the road
正如你希望的那样
just like you wanted.
可能你是对的
Maybe you're right.
也许我天生就不是当父亲的料
Maybe I'm not cut out to be a father.
我只是个机器人
I'm just a robot.
一个雕塑
A statue,
一堆垃圾
a piece of trash.
所以别再为我在你的破酒吧里喝醉了
So don't bother throwing & wake at your shitty bar for me.
等等 这样不对
Oh, wait, that... that came out wrong.
老兄
Oh, man.
这很糟糕
That's some rough shit.
把电♥话♥还给我 我要重打一次
Give the phone back! I need a do-over.
听着 老兄 有时候你得知道放手
Look, man, sometimes you need to know when to take the L.
你知道我想说什么吗
You know what I'm saying?
爱你
One love.
回来
Hey, come back here!
把那该死的电♥话♥给我
Give me the god dam phone.
真该死
Holy shit.
真该死
Holy shit!
重获机会
One more chance.
重获机会
One more chance!
重获机会
One more chance!
重获机会
One more chance!
重获机会
One more chance!
重获机会
One more chance!
重获机会
One more chance!
这对我来说也有点夸张
Well, this is a bit melodramatic even for me.
母亲啊
Oh mother.
如果你现在能看到我就好了
If you could see me now.
伟大的人是如何倒下的
How the mighty have fallen.
谁曾上过《时尚杂♥志♥》封面
Who was once on the cover of Vogue?
好吧 在内侧封面上
Fine. Who was on the inside cover?
内侧背部封面
Inside back cover.
你知道吗
And you know what?
那已经足够好了 不是吗
That should have been good enough, shouldn't it?
我做到了
I did that.
我做的更多
And I did so much more.
没有任何你的帮助
Without any help from you.
你肯定认为自己值得赞扬
I'm sure you thought you deserved credit.
你不值得
You don't.
我给你的已经够多了
I gave you enough.
我解决了你所有的问题
I solved all of your problems.
谁又能解决我的呢
And who's going to solve mine?
我自己吗
Me?
我甚至不知道该从哪里开始
I wouldn't even know where to start.
我该如何修复我心中被你破坏的部分
How am I supposed to fix something inside of me that you broke?
这应该是一种宣泄
This was supposed to be cathartic.
这是什么
What is this?
你在这里 是不是
You're here, aren't you?
我喜欢你在这里
I love you here.
我可以感觉到你
I can sense you.
我大老远跑来
I came all this way.
我得跟你谈谈我们的女儿
I need to speak with you about our daughter.
我们的女儿
Our daughter.
她很特别
She's extraordinary.
她每一刻都令人惊叹
She's amazing every moment.
她的善良
Her kindness.
她纯洁的灵魂
Her purity of spirit.
我以为我需要保护她不受外界伤害
I thought I needed to protect her from the world.
但现在我恐怕要保护世界不受她伤害
But now I fear I must protect the world from her.
她很危险
She is dangerous
无法估量
beyond measure.
拜托
Please.
我什么都试过了
I've tried everything.
我需要你明白
I need you to understand that.
我现在恐怕必须得做点不好的事情了
Now I fear I must do something awful.
如果你知道
If you know
更好的方法 请告诉我
of a better way, please tell me.
展示给我
Show me.
她也是你的女儿
She's your daughter, too.
她妈妈听不到你说的话
The mother cannot hear you.
这孩子是我的
The child belongs with me.
不不 不是的
No, no, she does not!
她身上流着我的血
Not whilst my blood runs in her veins.
流着她母亲的血
Not whilst her mother's blood--
她妈妈去世了
The mother is gone.
她爸爸也活不了多久了
Soon the father will join her.
而我会永生
I endure...
你对她来说
You are just...
只是一个短暂的噩梦
a passing nightmare to her!
这位父亲 我比你更早来到她身边
I was here before you, father,
并且在你去世后 我还会陪伴她很长时间
and I will be here long after you are gone.
你说起她妈妈 好像很了解她一样
You speak of the mother as if you know her.
你是个蠢货
You are a fool.
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