末日巡逻队

Doom Patrol S02E07

Part 3 Aug. 8, 2020, 6:02 p.m.

Good idea.
再问一次
Hey, again.
抱歉我知道我是新来的
Sorry, I know I'm new.
但是你们真的相当确定这是好主意吗
But are you guys absolutely sure this is a good idea?
没错
Yes.
我这一辈子再没有比这件事更确定的了
I've never been more certain of anything in my whole life.
只是看上去
It just seems...
所有人包括飞掠
that everyone, including Flit,
都从今天早上开始表现得怪怪的
has been acting strangely, since this morning.
你说得对好人简
You're right, Nicer-Jane.
我是表现得很奇怪
I have been acting strangely.
但是我觉得我知道原因
But I think I know why.
罗尼
Roni,
我知道我们约会的时间还不长
I know we haven't been dating very long,
其实我们才睡了两次半
I mean, we only slept together two and a half times...
但是我再也无法伪装了
but I just can't pretend anymore.
我爱你
I love you.
把我切开吧大傻个
Cut me open, you big softy.
你们这群笨蛋
You fucking twats.
你们打开了是吧
You did it, didn't you?
你们打开了箱子
You opened the box.
你们打开了那个
The one thafs marked "Do not open" on the front,
前后左右都写着别打开的箱子
the back and the sides.
这么大的字
All caps.
这么突出
Underlined.
我以为那只是个建议
I thought it was more of a suggestion
不是强制性规定
as opposed to a hard rule.
还有谁被感染吗
Anyone else infected?
被什么感染
Infected with what?
-爱虫 -爱虫
- The love bug. -The love bug.
斯甘茈
Scants.
我们把画卖♥♥给霍斯特·埃斯曼时
The painting was crawling with them when we traded it
画上爬满了这些粉色魔鬼
to Horst Eismann,
但是我们不知道
although we didn't know it.
现在那个老瑞士混♥蛋♥的所有藏品上
Now, that old Swiss bastard's entire collection
全都爬满了虫子
is crawling with the buggers.
清除虫子唯一的办法
Only way to clear 'em out
就是消灭虫后
is to kill the queen.
如果我不这么做
If l don't,
埃斯曼会把我拿去喂僵尸天角兽
Eismann's gonna feed my ass to a zombified alicorn.
什么
What?
首先
First of all...
屁♥眼♥面具不错
Nice butthole'?
真的会让人♥大♥开眼界
Really makes your eyes pop.
其次斯甘茈到底是什么东西
And second, what exactly are Scants'?
奈尔斯的书房♥里有一张古老的圣殿幻灯片
Niles has an old Templar Slideshow in his study.
你想知道的一切它都能告诉你
It'll tell you everything you need to know.
乖乖坐着看电视
Now, just sit tight
等妈妈回来
and watch telly till Mommy gets back.
好吗亲爱的们
All right, loves?
上帝保佑你们这些傻蛋
God help you morons.
斯甘茈与你
圣殿骑士团教育指南
斯甘茈与你
Scants and you.
你见过斯甘茈吗
Have you ever seen a Scant'?
我见过
Well, I have.
我来和大家说说它们
And I'd like to tell you all about them.
斯甘茈是粉红色的人形害虫
Scants are pink humanoid pests.
长得很奇怪对吧
Odd-looking fellows, aren't they?
斯甘茈遵循的社会等级制度
Scants adhere to a social hierarchy
与蜜蜂很相似
similar to bees.
有虫后
There's a queen
忠诚的雄虫侍奉其左右
and the faithful drones that serve her.
它们如何侍奉她呢
Just how do they serve her?
很高兴你们问起
I'm so glad you asked.
斯甘茈会在人脑中种下坏思想
Scants place bad ideas in your head.
当人的大脑认为这些坏思想是好主意时
When your brain accepts the bad ideas as good ideas,
一种叫"蠢"的粉色黏性物质
a pink viscous substance
会从你耳朵里分泌出来
called Idyat secretes from your ears.
只有斯甘茈能看到"蠢"
Idyat, however, is only visible to Scants.
斯甘茈收集"蠢"
The Scants harvest the Idyat
把它提炼成最强效的能量剂
and refine it into its most potent form,
也就是乌玛果冻
known as Uma Jelly.
虫后吃下乌玛果冻
The queen then feeds upon the Uma Jelly,
让她得到各种不同寻常的力量
Which gives her a variety of extraordinary powers.
消除斯甘茈的唯一办法
The only way to clear a Scant infestation
就是消灭虫后
is to kill the queen.
如果你发现周边有斯甘茈感染
If you discover a Scant infestation,
除非你有适当的设备
under no circumstances should you approach it
否则在任何情况下你都不应该接近它
unless you have the proper equipment.
感染斯甘茈是非常危险的
Becoming infected by Scants is extremely dangerous,
因为坏思想会滋生并导致死亡
as the bad ideas will compound and lead to death...
分解
dismemberment...
导致更多的死亡
and more death.
谢谢大家专心聆听
Thank you for your kind attention.
完
圣殿骑士团真心希望
We here at the Knights Templar hope you have a wonderful,
您有一个美好的无虫日
Scant-free day.
这下我完全明白了
This makes so much sense.
你们被感染了
You guys are infected.
我觉得不是
I don't think so.
你要给罗尼动手术
You were about to operate on Roni.
他有穿白大褂
He had a lab coat on.
幸好我们要这么做
Good thing we did.
现在我们要帮威洛比杀死虫后
Now we can help Willoughby kill the Scant queen.
没错好主意
Yes! Great idea.
维克拉瑞
Vic, Larry,
我赞赏你们的英雄精神
I applaud your heroic spirit.
但我觉得我们最好别插手这件事
But I think it's best if we sit this one out.
米兰达
Miranda.
你很好
You're great.
真的很好
Like, really, really great.
非常好
You are so great.
但我们需要你更积极的态度
But we're gonna need more of can-do attitude from you.
好吧
Okay.
-我们去做吧 -好棒
- We'll do it. - Yes!
但在我们走进那副画之前
But, before we go into that painting,
我们应该先想出个计划
we should come up with a plan, first.
没错
Yeah.
好了
Okay.
人呢
Guys?
操
Fuck, fuck!
这混♥蛋♥把我扔进太空里
Fucker ejects me into space?
这是人干的事吗
What kinda person does that?
人♥渣♥才会做的事
Asshole person, that's who!
他可不会照看小孩
Has no business looking after a kid.
绝对不会
None!
把这个混♥蛋♥弄死
I ought to do Dorothy and the entire planet a favor
才能帮到桃乐茜和整个地球
by killing the shit out of him.
我要先把他扔进太空
Yeah, flrst I'll eject him into space,
然后找到他的尸体
then I'll find his stupid body,
把他的头拧下来
rip off his stupid head
再拉一大泡屎到他的脖腔里
and take a mother of all craps down his neck-hole.
但是我现在没法拉屎
Except I can't shit anymore.
操换个计划
Shit! Okay. New plan!
把他扔进太空找到尸体
Eject him into space, find his body
让一只拉稀的大丹犬
and a Great Dane with giardia,
往他的脖腔拉屎
have it take a shit down his neck-hole!
好
Yes!
大丹犬马默杜克的复仇
Revenge by Marmaduke.
成功了
It's happening!
什么玩意
What the fuck?