废柴联盟（2009）

Community S02E23

Part 1 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:19 a.m.

Guys?
伙计们
Please, okay? I don't even have a gun.
求你们了我手无寸铁的
Isn't this against the rules?
这样不是违反规则吗
There's only one rule, fat Neil.
只有一个规则胖胖尼尔
The prize goes to the last man standing.
谁扛到最后奖金就归谁
So to speak.
确实如此
You--
你
If you were a dude, I'd have my fist up your balls.
你要是个爷们我非捏碎你的蛋蛋
Thank you, Annie.
谢谢你安妮
Kick their guns to me.
把他们的枪踢给我
Kick--don't reach.
踢别伸手去捡
Christina "Reach-y",
克里斯蒂娜·捡捡
I said kick.
我说踢
Annie, take it easy.
安妮别这样
You gotta learn to trust people.
你得学着相信别人
Can't you leave me with a little something?
就不能给我留一把吗
We're friends, Annie.
我们是朋友安妮
Remember?
记得吗
We played Dungeons & Dragons together.
我们一起玩过"龙与地下城"
That was a game.
那只是游戏
This is paintball.
这可是彩弹大战
Okay, a couple of announcements.
好了宣布几件事
I want to thank Pistol Patty's Cowboy Creamery
我要感谢手♥枪♥帕蒂牛仔乳品厂
for sponsoring our end-of-the-year picnic.
赞助我们的期末野餐
Now.
而且
Free ice cream and that one guy
今天不止有免费冰淇淋
having a heart attack
和那个犯心脏病的人
aren't the only surprises today.
还有一件意外惊喜要宣布
We're gonna end this year with a quick game
我们将以彩弹大战的形式
of paintball assassin.
结束这个学期
Last year's big mistake was way too valuable a prize.
去年举办不利是因为奖品过于诱人
And I've been assured--
据某人保证
that this year will be different.
今年将会完全不同
So take it away, Pistol Patty!
接下来交给你了手♥枪♥帕蒂
Howdy, folks.
大伙儿你们好
There's only one rule.
只有一个规则
Last man standing gets the prize.
谁扛到最后奖金就归谁
There's your guns.
你们的枪在那
And here's the prize.
而奖金是
$100,000 cash.
10万美元现金
Go nuts!
疯起来吧
I heard a rumor you never shoot an unarmed man.
我听说你从来不射杀手无寸铁的人
Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans.
放出那话的人可没吃我的豆子
Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed.
那看来幸好我带了枪
Seeing as I'm...
鉴于我...
eating your beans.
正在吃你的豆子
Jeff wants to see you.
杰夫想见你
Yeah? And I want pants.
是吗我还想要条裤子呢
A lot of people want a lot of things.
谁不想要点什么又能怎样
It won't hurt to hear him out, will it?
听他说说你也不损失嘛
We got a good hiding spot in the library.
我们在图书馆有个藏身处
As safe as you are here, you'll be safer with us.
你这里是安全但跟我们一起更安全
Math club's gotten a lot better since last year.
数学俱乐部比去年牛逼了不少
Obviously, they were practicing
很显然在我们泡妞的时候
while the rest of us went on dates.
他们在刻苦的练习
Hold on. I have a plan.
等下我有个计划
Math club!
数学俱乐部
Yeah.
说
I'm Asian.
我是亚洲人
You guys Asian?
你们是亚洲人吗
That's pretty racist, man.
这是种族歧视伙计
That wasn't a no.
你没否认
I'm coming over!
我过来了
Don't shoot me, shoot him.
别射我射他
He's white, and he's out of ammo.
他是白鬼而且弹尽粮绝了
Crap.
该死
See you, Abed.
回见阿布蒂
Shoot Chang!
干掉昌
He defected to the math club.
他归顺了数学俱乐部
Math rules! Agh.
数学最给力该死
Forget it.
算了
Just a waste of ammo.
射他也是浪费弹♥药♥
Let's go grab their paint.
我们去找彩弹吧
Yeah, I'm much safer with you guys.
果然还是跟你们一起更安全
M'lady.
夫人
What do you want, Jeff?
你想怎样杰夫
Yikes. Well, what do we all want?
一针见血还不是大家都想要的东西
Ammo.
弹♥药♥咯
How much you got left?
你还剩下多少
$100,000 worth.
价值10万美元的弹♥药♥
Yeah, we're running low, too.
是啊我们也所剩无几
Shut up, abed. Okay.
闭嘴阿布蒂好吧
What have you heard about Pierce?
你有听说皮尔斯的情况吗
I hear he's still alive,
听说他还活着
Holed up near the cafeteria.
躲藏在食堂附近
Well, I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten.
我听说他的彩弹比法国幼儿园里藏的还多
Are you proposing we join him?
你想说归顺他吗
I'm proposing his ammo joins us.
我是说让他的弹♥药♥归顺我们
You haven't changed.
你真是死性不改
You think Pierce has?
你以为皮尔斯就改了吗
Annie, let's not rehash this.
安妮别旧事重提了
The guy's been a jerk all year.
他犯浑一整年了
He's a jerk because we exclude him.
他浑是因为我们排挤他
We exclude him because he's a jerk.
我们排挤他是因为他是混♥蛋♥
And the last time I checked, you were the last one
根据上次的了解情况你是唯一一个
feeling sorry about it.
心存内疚的人
I guess I'm still waiting for you guys to come around.
我还在等你们回心转意
Likewise.
彼此彼此
Okay, I'm-- I am dead now.
行了我都死了
I'm dead.
死了
Who wears spurs in paintball?
谁会穿靴刺参加彩弹大战
Who the hell are you?
你他♥娘♥的♥是谁
The guy that's gonna win.
最后的赢家
Come on!
快
Does that guy even go to this school?
他在这所学校上学吗
He's really good-looking.
长得相当帅
Like, network TV good-looking.
跟电视男主角一样帅
And did you see how big his guns were?
你看到他的枪有多大了吗
Why don't you just marry him, Abed?
你去跟他结婚算了阿布蒂
I'm just saying paintball is tough this year.
我只是说今年的彩弹大战很激烈
I agree.
我同意
Careful, Britta.
悠着点布雷塔
You can't hit all three of us.
你一枪难中三人
She won't have to.
没那必要
Hey, Troy. Abed!
特洛伊阿布蒂
I thought you were dead. I thought you were dead.
我以为你死了我以为你死了
Guys. Oh, right.
入戏点行不哦好
By the power invested in us as deputies,
作为副警长
we now pronounce you arrested.
我们宣布你们被捕了
Deputies? What are you, deputies of the stairwell?
副警长怎么楼梯间副警长吗
Fort Hawthorne.
霍家堡副警长
There's a bounty on your head, my friend.
抓你有赏金我的朋友
Pierce.
皮尔斯
My forehead's not that big, right?
我的额头没有那么大对吧
Mm. It's not small.
呃也不怎么小
So you guys just let Pierce boss you around
你们就为了换取彩弹
in exchange for paint pellets?
任由皮尔斯使唤吗
Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent
事实上杰夫目前为止他在大战中
in this game so far.
表现很不错
He's created a safe zone
他造了安全区