废柴联盟（2009）

Community S02E14

Part 1 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:17 a.m.

Gather close that you might hearken the story of fat Neil.
关于胖胖尼尔人们耳闻不外乎如下
Born stout of heart, but large of bone,
生来勇敢却体态壮硕
his adolescent years were shadowed by scorn and mockery.
嘲笑与鄙夷的阴影笼罩了他整个青春期
Hey, fatty, fatty.
死胖子死胖子
Hey, fatty, fatty.
死胖子死胖子
Outlets of fantasy afforded him
幻想中宣泄自我
some escape from the darkness throughout high school.
让他暗无天日的高中生活有了些微安慰
And as a man, he traveled far to a new school
成年之后他长途跋涉来到新学校
and a new beginning...
开始新生活
Or so he thought.
他这般一厢情愿地想着
Oh, they're down there by fat Neil.
就在胖胖尼尔旁边
That's fat Neil.
那是胖胖尼尔
The name became a joke.
外号♥成了一个笑话
I'll have what fat Neil's having.
我要一份跟胖胖尼尔一样的
The joke became his life.
笑话成了他的生活
Yes, fat Neil.
是的胖胖尼尔
And Neil fell again into darkness,
尼尔再次陷入黑暗
only this time, his thoughts turned to an escape
不过这一次他的思绪逃往了别处
of which we dare not speak.
一个我们不敢提及的地方
But pain need not be spoken to be known,
但是痛苦不言自明
not to all.
总会有人发现
It was, strangely, Jeff the Liar,
奇异的是谎言者杰夫
Son of William the Barely Known,
不为人知者威廉之子
who first became concerned.
最先对此事感到担忧
Neil.
尼尔
It was Jeff who pretended to be interested in Dungeons & Dragons
正是杰夫假装对"龙与地下城"产生兴趣
in an effort to lift Neil's spirits.
试图让尼尔高兴起来
And when Jeff's fake interest
而当杰夫假装的兴趣
resulted in Neil giving Jeff all his books,
导致尼尔把所有的书送给杰夫
explaining he wouldn't need them anymore...
解释说他将不再需要这些的时候
It was Annie the Dayplanner,
是絮叨者安妮
herself a recovering head case,
作为有相同经历的过来人
that recognized the signs of coming doom.
意识到了未来厄运的征兆
A council was called.
会议随即召开
Troy the Obtuse...
迟钝者特洛伊
Shirley the Cloying,
腻烦者雪瑞
Abed the Undiagnosable...
怪病者阿布蒂
Julian Assange is a modern day...
朱利安·阿桑齐是现代的...
And Britta the Needlessly Defiant.
无用反抗者布雷塔
For reasons that should be obvious,
鉴于很明显的原因
Pierce the Insensitive,
脑残者皮尔斯
known also as Pierce the Dickish
也就是犯浑者皮尔斯
and Grandpa the Flatulent,
也就是浮夸老爷爷
was not invited.
没有被邀请
The group agreed that what fat Neil needed most
小组达成共识胖胖尼尔最需要的是
was to feel like a winner for a change.
找到做赢家的感觉
They would invite Neil that Saturday
他们打算在周六邀请尼尔
to a game of Dungeons & Dragons,
一起玩"龙与地下城"游戏
designed by Abed to help Neil reclaim his confidence.
游戏由阿布蒂设计以助尼尔重拾信心
For Neil.
为了尼尔
At the end of the meeting,
在会议结束时
they realized that Chang had been there
他们发现昌一直在场
and felt too awkward to mention it.
为了避免尴尬没人吱声
What they couldn't have known
他们不知道的是
was that they had just scheduled
他们刚刚安排了
the most important game of Dungeons & Dragons ever,
史上最重要的"龙与地下城"游戏
a game which not only might save a life,
这场游戏不仅会拯救一个人的性命
but which would forever change the balance
同时也会永远改变皮尔斯身上
between Good and Pierce.
善与本性的平衡
Hi.
你好
Hey, Neil,
尼尔
This is gonna be awesome, yo.
这次游戏会超赞的
So we're just gonna ignore that hate crime, huh?
我们就这样无视他的种族歧视行为吗
I'm a dark elf, or a trau.
我是黑暗精灵又名特尔
Shouldn't you be wearing armor or something?
你不是应该穿着盔甲之类的吗
I'm an elf, not a nerd.
我是精灵不是宅男
So you guys suddenly just wanted to play Dungeons & Dragons?
你们突然就想玩"龙与地下城"吗
Y-yeah.
是啊
W-why wouldn't we?
为什么不玩呢
Yes. It's cool, and when you play it,
是啊挺酷的玩的时候
it makes you happy...
就会很开心
Like a dragon.
像龙一样开心
Okay, hi.
好了大家好
I am your dungeon master.
我是你们的地下城主
We will be playing this adventure--
我们来进行这个冒险
"The Cavern of Draconis."
"天龙秘穴"
Neil.
尼尔
I understand Neil has his own character
我知道尼尔有他自己的角色
named Duquesne that he's been playing for years,
名字叫迪尤肯他用了很多年
so I made these for you guys.
所以我给你们准备了这些
Now, take your time. Choose your character carefully.
慢慢选仔细挑选自己的角色
They each have their own unique combination of strength and...
每个角色都有着自己独特的力量和...
All righty. Shouldn't there be a board or some pieces
好吧是不是应该有个板子棋子
or something to jenga?
或是积木什么的
No, no, this is a role-playing game.
不不这是角色扮演游戏
It takes place entirely in our collective imagination.
在我们共同的想象中发生
Neil.
尼尔
I tell a story,
我说个故事
and you make choices in the story, okay?
你们在故事里做出选择好吗
Let's begin.
开始
You are all standing on a country road.
你们都站在一条乡间小路上
Legend has it the evil dragon Draconis
相传邪恶的天龙
dwells nearby, guarding a massive pile of treasure.
就在附近守护着一大堆财宝
Working as a team,
团队合作
your goal is to track down the dragon, kill him,
你们的目标是找到恶龙杀死他
and then claim the treasure as your own.
将财宝占为己有
Jeff, your turn.
杰夫轮到你了
Oh, it's my turn?
轮到我了吗
Oh, um... what do I do--roll dice?
呃...我该干什么掷骰子吗
You tell me what you want to do,
你告诉我你想干什么
then I roll the dice to see if you're successful.
然后我掷骰子看看你是否成功了
What are my choices?
我有哪些选择
Okay, you're slowing things down, Jeff.
好吧你在耽误游戏进程杰夫
Shirley, what do you want to do?
雪瑞你想干什么
I'd like to introduce myself to the group.
我想要向组员介绍我自己
Hello. I am a dwarf named Zippity-do.
你好我是矮人名叫"叮叮咚咚"
Okay, I'm not the best at making up names.
我不是很擅长起名字
Oh, hey. I'm Marrrrrr.
嘿我是马二二
Boy, you weren't kidding.
起的还真是烂
Hello, Marrrrrr.
你好马二二
My name is Bing Bong the Archer.
我的名字是射手乒乓
I'm an archer and such.
我是个射手之类的
I'm...ew! Hector the Well-endowed? Abed.
我是...恶心一柱擎天赫克托阿布蒂
I didn't know you'd just grab one at random.
我没想到你们随便拿
I made that one with Troy in mind.
起那个名字候我想的是特洛伊
Yeah, I bet you did.
是啊我看也是
Okay, hi! I'm Lavernica.
你好我是拉温妮卡
I have three armors,
我有三套盔甲
boots,
靴子
a belt,
一根皮带
a torch....
一个火炬
Wait, let her finish.
等等让她说完
Worst introduction ever. Check it.
史上最烂的自我介绍看我的
I am Brutalitops,
我是残暴托
The magician!
魔法师哦
Magic user, baby-- what?
我会魔法我最炫
An arrow flies through the air almost hitting Brutalitops.
一支冷箭擦过残暴托
Six goblins are running toward you
六个小妖精从林中跑出
from the tree line, drawing daggers.
拿着短刀向你们奔来
I attack them using my... additional notes.
我对他们进行攻击招数是"额外笔记"