废柴联盟（2009）

Community S02E01

Part 4 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:14 a.m.

Oh, thank god. Hello! Hello, Jeffrey.
谢天谢地你好啊杰夫瑞
What happened?
发生什么事情了
Professor Bauer got suspended,
鲍尔教授被停职了
and we got an automatic "A" on our assignment.
我们的作业全都自动得到了优
Did someone throw urine in my face?
是不是有人把尿泼到我脸上了
Oh. Sometimes I surprise myself under pressure.
我在压力之下总会有惊人之举
Jeff, about the assignment. We decided...
杰夫关于作业我们认为
You had the right answer.
你的答案是对的
I think we need a little more respect
我想我们确实需要更多的尊重
and a little less passion.
少一些激♥情♥
Which will be easy for me
这对我来说很容易
because I think you're kinda gross now.
因为我现在觉得你有点恶心了
Awesome.
太好了
Pierce, I'm gonna delete that Twitter account.
皮尔斯我这就删掉那个微博账号♥
Your friendship is more important than 600,000 strangers.
你的友情胜过六十万陌生人
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
等下等下
Are you saying 600,000 people read what I say on twitter?
你是说有六十万人在微博上看我说的话吗
We gotta cash in on that!
我们可得用这个赚点钱
How about oldwhitemansays... the TV show?
来个白老头箴言秀怎么样
No.
不要
Who would watch that?
谁会看那个
Speaking of bad development strategy,
说到糟糕的发展战略
I owe you all an apology.
我该向你们所有人道歉
I was trying so hard to make our first week a great one,
我太想让我们的第一周变得非同寻常
I didn't realize
我并没有认识到
there was something great in front of us the whole time
其实我们一直都非同寻常
an old woman drinking her own pee.
还有老妇人喝自己的尿呢
You're right. It's true.
你说的对是真的
Guys.
伙计们
I got a confession to make-- I took anthropology
我想要坦白我选人类学
because I want to be a part of your study group.
是因为我也想成为你们学习小组的一员
Now, I gotta do the honest thing and just ask.
现在我要坦诚地问一下
Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?
这个小组还能容下一位多余的昌吗
Uh...W-we've been through a lot today.
我们今天实在太折腾了
Give us a little time to think it over.
给我们点时间让我们考虑一下
Totally, totally, man.
当然当然老兄
Just think about it, take your time,
好好考虑一下不着急
And, uh...Let me know.
告诉我结果就行
Bye. See ya.
再见再见
All right.
好吧
Oh! Poor guy.
可怜的男人
Oh, we'll let him in eventually.
我们最后还是会让他加入的
Says who?
谁说的
Look, we have the strength to survive anything.
我们能挺过一切困难
What's the worst that can happen with Chang?
让昌加入又能有多糟糕呢
That's true. Yeah.
这倒是是的
That's a good point.
有道理
I told you they hate you.
我说了他们恨你
No. They said they just needed more time.
没有他们说只是需要一点时间
Time? They destroyed your life!
时间他们毁掉了你的生活
How much time before we take revenge?
我们还要等多久才能复仇
But they're my friends.
但他们是我的朋友啊
I'm your only friend!
我才是你唯一的朋友
No.
你不是
Hah hah hah! No!
哈哈哈不要
Ah hah hah hah! Noooooo!
哈哈哈不要啊
Kindom animalia. Phylum chordata.
动物界脊索动物门
The class is... Mammalia.
纲是... 哺乳纲
'Cause boobies we gotta
因为我们有乳♥房♥♥
Order is primate. Family hominidae
灵长目人科
But genius is... Homo.
属却是...人属
But you know you're into me
可你知道你爱我
'Cause I am in the species known as sapien
因为我的物种叫智人
Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in.
狗儿曾经猎食我现在给我送报纸
It's gonna take a lot to get me away from you
要想远离你们真不容易
Damn damn.
该死该死
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
人类团结万事不难
S-s-sapien
智人
I bless the rains down in Africa.
我祈求甘霖降于非洲
Oh, bless the rain
祈求甘霖
I bless the rains down in Africa.
我祈求甘霖降于非洲
I bless the rains down in Africa.
我祈求甘霖降于非洲