废柴联盟（2009）

Community S02E11

Part 3 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:17 a.m.

Let's get back to the magic journey and wrap up.
赶紧继续魔幻之旅早点收工
Some of us have women to sleep with.
哥还有女人要上呢
You guys hear that?
你们听见没
Humbugs.
嗡嗡虫
Humbugs? Yeah, a whole swarm of them.
嗡嗡虫? 对一大群
See?
看见没
Everyone stay perfectly sincere.
大家保持真诚
Humbugs are attracted to sarcasm.
嗡嗡虫闻着讽刺味儿就来了
Somewhere out there, Tim Burton just got a boner.
千里之外的蒂姆·波顿估计都勃起了
Jeff, don't be sarcastic.
杰夫就别讽刺别人了
Oh, are they on me now?
怎么瞄上我了吗
Oh, no.
不要啊
They're eating him alive.
它们把他生吞活剥了
If only he could find the power
要是他能坚强一点
to not be a smug douche.
别那么混♥蛋♥就好了
Ah, no can do.
做不到呢
I'm just a horrible guy.
我就是混♥蛋♥
Guess I'll have to go get laid...
看来今晚又要艳遇喽
Ooh, can I sing this one?
这次我来唱好吗
*Bitter shallow hipster
*肤浅文青好悲凉
*Sweater matching socks
*毛衣袜子都搭配
*Christmas needs more presence
*圣诞不是弹簧娃娃
*Than a haircut in a box
*剪个发型就能配
Annie, nice.
安妮不赖啊
Get what I did with the word presence?
听明白那个"配"的双关没
This is carol canyon.
这就是颂歌♥峡谷
Instead of oxygen,
在这个星球上
the plants produce christmas songs.
没有氧气只有颂歌♥
Will it cost a lot to walk through here?
那走一趟是不是要花很多钱
No, no, it's public domain.
不用这算公用
You guys know Jesus was born in the middle of April, right?
你们知不知道耶稣是四月出生的
The church moved his birthday to December
教会之所以把它挪到十二月
so they could steal the solstice from the pagans.
就是为了窃取异教♥徒♥的冬至日
Season's greetings from Britta Perry.
布雷塔·派利向大家致以节日问候
Maybe you could sing a song about it, Britta.
或者你可以高歌♥一曲布雷塔
I don't sing.
我不唱歌♥
And if I did, I wouldn't sing Christmas songs.
就算唱我也不会唱圣诞歌♥
I guess that means you're gonna have me ejected
就冲我对圣诞节这般无爱
from winter wonderland for not loving Christmas enough.
你就可以把我驱逐了吧
Nope, not for that.
不会这理由不充分
Let's get to the cave of frozen memories.
咱们去尘封记忆洞穴吧
Man, it is cave-like in here.
老天看着真像个洞
What do you mean, cave-like? It's a cave.
废话这本来就是个洞
Nothing to be afraid of.
不必害怕
The cave of frozen memories is a safe place
尘封记忆洞穴很安全
Where we can observe suppressed experiences
在这里就算目睹曾经的不快经历
without being affected by them.
心情也不会受影响
Can you show me how to do it?
能给示范一下吗
Sure.
好吧
Here, I'm focusing on a part of the cave,
看着我盯着这里看
and I'm seeing my tenth Christmas.
就看到我十岁的圣诞节
All right?
懂没
Now you try with this morning.
你来看看今天早上的事儿
I can't see your tenth Christmas.
我没看见你十岁的圣诞节啊
How do you even know that's you?
你怎么知道里面是你
Well, it's my house on 52nd street in Islington.
那是我在伊斯林顿52号♥大街上的家
What room are you in? What color are the walls?
你在哪个房♥间墙壁什么颜色
Our living room.
在客厅里
Cream-colored plaster.
墙壁是奶油色
There's an oil painting of a forest above the sofa.
沙发上面还有一幅油画
I'm reading Paddington books.
我在看《帕丁顿》[儿童读物]
Mom got me Paddington every year.
妈妈每年都给我买♥♥《帕丁顿》
Where's your dad?
你♥爸♥爸在哪
It's Christmas, professor.
这可是圣诞节教授
Where is your dad?
你♥爸♥爸在哪
I don't know! We never know!
我不知道我们从来都不知道
Mom won't stop crying!
妈妈哭个不停
I'm going to America with grandma!
我要和奶奶去美国
He is good.
他真有一手
We lost our wizard.
巫师没了
We don't need him. Never did.
我们不需要没他更好
And nobody needs this cave.
这个破洞一无是处
Initiate self-destruct.
开启自动销毁
Self-destruct initiating.
自动销毁初始化
This slide goes directly to pine tree station.
这个滑梯直接通向松树站
We can catch a train to the north pole from there.
可以在那里坐上去北极的火车
The wizard didn't bring us here
巫师带我们来这里
to find the meaning of Christmas.
不是为了寻找圣诞真谛
And I can't have anyone going beyond this point
在此我要清理人员凡跟他一个鼻孔出气的
that's on his side.
止步于此
With you to the end, man.
永远挺你哥们
Always.
永远
Like I said, I came for the cookies.
说过了我是来吃曲奇的
I'm not ejecting you
我驱逐你
for your not liking Christmas music, Britta.
不是因为你对圣诞颂歌♥无爱
I'm ejecting you for lying
我驱逐你
to trick me into therapy.
是因为你骗我来话疗
Abed, they will kick you out of school.
阿布蒂他们要撵你出学校
I was trying to save you.
我只是想帮你
*Britta-bot
*布雷塔机器人
*Programmed badly
*程序不佳
*Wires with fraying ends
*线路纠缠
*functioning
*发动起来
*Mad and sadly
*几近疯狂
*No faith in herself
*于己于人
*or friends
*了无信任
Bye, Britta.
再见布雷塔
Damn, it got real up in that memory cave.
那记忆洞穴还挺逼真
I know, right?
可不是嘛
Speaking of real, this has been great.
说到逼真这可真不错
But the cookies are gone,
可惜曲奇吃光了
And I have to take a giant leak.
我得去嘘一把
We should be at the north pole by 9 o'clock eastern candy time.
我们将在东糖果时间九点到达北极站
You guys see the countryside?
看到乡村风光没
There's the menorah mountains.
那是灯台山
And jehovah witness bay.
和耶♥和♥华♥见证湾
Thanks for adding that, man.
多谢惦记兄弟
This is nicer than all the Christmases I ever celebrated.
这是我过得最美好的圣诞节
But you're Jewish.
可你是犹太人
On my mom's side.
我妈是犹太人
But my dad's episcopalian.
我爸是圣公会的
And before the divorce,
他们离婚之前
the holidays were a minefield of overlapping rituals.
各种仪式参杂重叠乱七八糟
I like the rituals.
我喜欢仪式
My parents are divorced, too.
我父母也离婚了
My mom's Polish.
我妈是波兰人
She loves Christmas.
她很喜欢圣诞节
Every year, she visits on the same day.
每年她都准时来看我
December 9th.
十二月九号♥
And every year, we sit and watch
每年我们都坐在一起
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer together,
看红鼻子小驯鹿鲁道夫
Every year.
年年如此
But, Abed, today is December 9th.
可是阿布蒂今天就是十二月九号♥
It's the last day of classes.
是学期的最后一天
Yeah.
是啊
That can't be right.
肯定搞错了
She comes every year.
她每年都来
Today must be December 8th.
今天肯定是八号♥
'cause she comes every year.
因为她每年都来
Okay, Abed.
好了阿布蒂