废柴联盟（2009）

Community S02E08

Part 5 Oct. 20, 2020, 9:15 a.m.

Okay.
听我慢慢道来
So I see it as a lot like the movie paranormal activity,
我觉得很像《灵动：鬼影实录》
except for more boring and fancy.
但比那个无聊也时髦多了
And I think in 1856,
在1856年
It is possible that a man was beheaded
一个男人被砍头了
while he was writing in his diary
而他当时正给自己别离的爱人
to his long lost love,
写日记
And now he roams the halls of Greendale
而现在他就在格林德尔的大厅里游荡
screaming for his pen so he can write a love letter.
急切的想要一支笔然后写封情书
"I need her! I need her!" He screams,
"我需要她我需要她"他喊道
as he looks for a pen.
一边喊一边找笔
What the hell did you people do in there?
你们到底在里面干吗了
Something you and your puppies could only dream of
你和你的狗狗们难以想见的事情
You non-miraculous son of a bitch.
你这个没心没肺的贱♥人♥
Non-miraculous?
没心没肺
Wait! Abed!
等等阿布蒂
Now who could resist falling in love with our float.
这架花车真是让人不忍♥卒看
This autumn-colored puppy reminds us that
这只秋色为袍的狗狗让人不禁想到
while the leaves might be changing,
纵世间枝叶不留
responsible pet ownship is always in season.
然人宠之情永恒
Oh, here is a crowned favorite,
又来了一位皇室贵族
and top and tail flute.
还有闪亮的高脚杯
A champagne bath and a red sportscar,
一场香槟浴和红色跑车
let's hope he 's single.
但愿他还是钻石王老五
Well, this one feels a little preachy.
这可有点"寓教于乐"
Boo! Boo!
下去吧下去吧你