大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S05E03

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:26 a.m.

and peeling the labels off and melting the plastic down
然后刮掉标签熔化掉塑料
to re-form them into new udon containers?
再做成新的乌冬面盒子
Oh, dude, Garbage Island is real.
垃圾岛是真实存在的
Mother Earth is like, "Noooo! Noo!"
地球母亲叫着 "不要不要"
And we're like, "No, bitch, die, bitch!"
而我们却说 "不贱♥人♥ 死吧贱♥人♥"
It's awful. Yeah.
太糟了嗯
Why is the news not covering this 24/7?
为什么新闻节目不全天候报道这些内容
Don't even get me started on the news.
别跟我提新闻了
The news is like -- Like, the news is --
新闻就是新闻就是
Like, hey, guys,
各位
hey, maybe focus on, like, important issues...
你们能不能关注重要的问题
Honestly. ...like re like, recycling
就是比如回收利用
instead of latching on to some stupid
而不是纠缠一些愚蠢
but really understandable layout issues on fliers. Like, what?
但可以理解的传♥单♥排版问题搞错没有
Yeah.
是啊
What?
什么
Also, we are being listened to...
还有我们随时随地
...all the time.
都在被窃听
Anything that we do on social media for free,
我们在社交媒体上免费做的事
we pay for through our experience.
我们都在用我们的经验买♥♥单
We are just "Data."
我们就是数据而已
Whew, I feel so much better. Thank you so much.
我感觉好多了谢谢你
Oh, my God.
我的天
Plus, dude, I swear, dudette, derd,
还有哥们我发誓姐们呆子
I honestly vow, her and nerr, okay?
我真心发誓神仙姐姐好吗
Do you know this is, like, an ancient Jewish symbol?
你知道这是个古老的犹太符号♥吗
This is, like, a Jewish thing.
犹太人喜欢比这个手势
It's like a mystical, tribal Jewish --
是一个神秘部落的犹太...
Hold on. Just say the thing.
等等赶紧说你的事吧
Oh, um, just that I'm gonna follow through
我要坚持我的计划
and honestly put this money into my Phone Wigs patent.
把这钱用来申请手♥机♥假发的专利
I -- I'm gonna be investing in a woman-owned wiz-ness,
我要投资女性经营企业
and that's gonna tip the scales of progress.
这会大大推进进程
And it uses biodegradable materials.
而且使用的还是生物可降解材料
Human hair!
人类头发
Ugh, I love that.
我喜欢
I legit love my Phone Wig.
我是真的喜欢我的手♥机♥假发
It's so cute. So cute.
好可爱好可爱
Okay, so, it says here that if patent leather
这上面说如果漆皮
has gotten stuck or adhered to your skin or body,
嵌入或粘附在了你的皮肤或身体上
the best way to get it off is lubricant.
去掉它的最好办法就是润滑油
So, I mean, we could try again with almond oil.
我们可以再试试杏仁油
Feh.
恶心
Abbi could be chopped into a million pieces!
艾比可能被切得粉碎
Stop thinking about yourself!
别再只想着你自己了
I loved her. You understand?
我曾爱她你明白吗
You loved her? Yes!
你曾爱她是的
Jesus Christ, I loved her.
老天我曾爱她
I loved her. I loved her more.
我曾爱她我爱得更多
I loved you.
我曾爱你