大城小妞（2014）

Broad City S05E02

Part 4 Oct. 14, 2020, 10:25 a.m.

Where's my kid?
我的孩子呢
Man, the beauty of that bucket
天那桶的美妙之处在于
is that I'm squatting so low to reach it,
我可以蹲得很低
so I'm, like, in Squatty Potty position.
就像是蹲坑姿势一样
It's almost like a two-for-one.
感觉就是买♥♥♥一♥送♥一♥
Hold on.
等等
You shit in the bucket?
你是拉在了桶里吗
You're only supposed to put toilet paper in the bucket.
你只能把卫生纸扔在桶里
No, I know.
我知道啊
Okay. Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
好了该死该死
Hey, what's up?
好啊
Holy shit, Ilana, look at this.
天啊阿♥拉♥娜看看这个
"YouWork's innovative smoker's rooftop
你办创新的吸烟者屋顶
results in a massive stock hike"?
使得股票大涨
Those assholes!
那群混♥蛋♥
They stole my idea.
他们偷走了我的点子
I knew I should've done an equity split.
我就知道我该股权分置的
You know what, dude? It's okay.
知道吗没什么
We are still two badass activated women.
我们仍然是两个厉害的活动女性
I mean, Ilana, you founded and sold a company in one day.
阿♥拉♥娜你在一天之内创建并售出了一家公♥司♥
And I, like, mobilized my people to form a mini, like...
而我动员我的人在公♥寓♥楼里
ssmall revolution in my building! That's right.
进行了一次迷你革命没错
I mean, we can be the change we wish to see in the world if we --
欲变世界先变其身如果我们
if we have a dream and we rise to meet that dream
如果我们有一个梦想并且实现那梦想
and we go high when they go low.
他们越走低级路线我们就要越有格调
Oh, my God.
天啊
Dude, Fernando got fired? Oh, no!
姐们费尔南多被炒了不
There's a new building manager?
来了一个新的楼管
Raising the rent in three months?!
三个月内涨房♥租
Oh, what the fuck is this?
这他妈是什么
You like our sharp cheddar?
你喜欢我们的浓味切达奶酪
II do. Yeah, who doesn't? It's the best cheese.
是的谁不喜欢呢那是最好的奶酪
I'm I'm obsessed with sharp cheddar. So am I me too. I
我爱死浓味切达奶酪了我也是我
He's taking it out of my -- out of my fridge,
他经常从我冰箱里拿走
and he must be giving it to you.
肯定是他拿给你的
Well, they're very good.
很好吃
Great. That's -- I'm happy someone's enjoying them.
真好很开心有人喜欢