巴瑞（2018）

By the way, when is your audition?
顺便问一下 你的试镜是什么时候
Uh, it is-- I got it right here.
呃 在 我记在手♥机♥里了
Tomorrow 10 a.M. with the casting director, Allison Jones.
明天上午十点见选角导演 艾莉森·琼斯
No. Ms. Jones will show up
不会的 只有导演在的时候
when the director's there.
琼斯女士才会出现
No, it's a director's session.
不是 这就是导演会议
He's there, too.
导演也在
His name is Jay Roach.
他的名字是杰伊·罗奇
Whose cock did you have to suck in a former life?
你到底上辈子做了什么好事啊
All right. All right. All right. Forget it.
好吧 好吧 忘了那句话
I'll be there 9:45 to warm you up.
我九点四十五来帮你热身
Wait. You're gonna come with me? Absolutely.
等等 你要跟我一起去 当然了
Every actor who's got a first audition brings a scene partner.
第一次试镜的演员都可以带一个搭档
Really? Since Shakespeare.
真的吗 从莎士比亚年代就是了
Come on. Let's get down to work.
来吧 我们继续工作
Scene one. I just want to hear the words.
第一幕 我只想听到台词
I'm dying.
我非常期待
Hey, Ike, you shitbird!
嘿 艾克 你个沙雕
You want a little pie?
你想来个派吗
Mr. Cousineau said I should, um,
库西诺先生说我应该
put a little mustard on "pie" there--
把派的尾音拖得长一点
I'm sorry. Can we, um... Can we stop?
抱歉 我们可以 可以停一下吗
Sure. For a second.
当然 就一下
I just-- I feel like I need to say something, Barry.
我只是 我觉得应该说点什么 巴里
Okay. This piece that I'm doing for class.
好吧 我在课上表演的角色
It's exactly what I should be doing.
正是我应该做的东西
Yeah, no, and it's great. What you're doing is--
没错 真很好啊 你做的真的
I'm terrified, okay?
我很害怕 好吗
Because my piece is real.
因为我的角色是真实的
It's not a character. It's me.
不是凭空塑造的 就是真实的我
Raw, unapologetic
未经加工的 无可辩驳的
truth with a capital "T."
真的不能再真的真♥相♥
I mean, all caps, actually.
从头到脚没有一丝掺假
I'm thinking like a writer now.
我觉得我都可以当作家了
I mean, this was stuff that I couldn't even talk about without lying.
这些东西 我曾经连说出实情都办不到
And here I am,
可是现在
about to strip naked in front of a bunch of strangers
我要在一群陌生人面前一♥丝♥不♥挂♥
and share something that I am massively ashamed of.
分享这些我深感羞耻的东西
Not literally. I don't believe in nudity
也不是真的全♥裸♥ 我不相信裸体
unless it drives the story forward.
除非是为了推进故事的发展
I'm afraid that they're gonna judge me,
我害怕他们会批判我
and I'm afraid that Sam's gonna find out
我害怕山姆会发现
and do something crazy.
然后做出些什么疯狂的事
But I have to do this.
但我又必须这样做
It's-- it's my story to tell.
这 这可是我自己的故事啊
But then, I mean,
话又说回来
so many other women have the same story.
很多女人也有和我一样的经历
What, am I a spokesperson for them now?
怎么 我现在难道是她们的代言人了吗
Could I be the face of a movement?
我成了什么运动的代表人物了吗
I mean, what if I get it wrong?
我的意思是 如果我错了呢
I mean, I resent the fact that
我真的很讨厌
Nick can get up there and talk about his "stomach condition,"
尼克可以就那样坐在那儿聊聊他的胃病
and it's not like he has to be the poster boy for bulimia.
他也没有被叫去做暴食症的代言人啊
But I get up there, and whatever I say, it's like,
但是轮到我呢 我说什么都像是
"What are we saying about women?"
我们来说说女性的想法
I mean, this is just my story!
我想说 这只是我的故事
"But what if you get it wrong, Sally?"
但如果你错了呢 萨利
"I don't know." "You can't get it wrong, Sally.
我不知道 你可不能错啊 萨利
But you can't not tell it either, Sally,
但你也不能不说出来 萨利
because it's who you are."
因为这就是你
Which makes this thing that my agents sent me on
我经纪人今天安排的这个会面
today so fucking insulting.
真是他妈的侮辱
Payback Ladies?
复仇女士
It's just another shit male idea of
这不又是你们这些傻♥逼♥男人
what strong women are.
想象出的一个女强人的形象吗
Oh, oh, oh, grab a gun and some stilettos
拿着枪 穿着细跟高跟鞋
and get a goddamn blowout.
然后他妈的大获全胜
"And look how strong you are now, Sally!"
看看你现在多强大啊 萨利
It's bullshit!
都是他妈的扯淡
Which, by the way, so is this.
对了 你这个也挺扯淡的
It's quite possibly the worst thing I've ever read.
这应该是我读过的最烂的剧本了
But you want to know the worst part?
但你知道最糟糕的是什么吗
You want to know what's really driving me fucking crazy?
你想知道是什么让我他妈的抓狂吗
I am so jealous that you're reading for this.
看你排练剧本 我简直嫉妒得要死
I have never had a director's session for a feature,
我以前参演过的节目从来没有过导演会面
which is the same thing as a movie, P.S.
当然 电影也从来没有过
And I have been doing this for way longer,
而我做这行都这么久了
and I think you'd agree that I am way better.
你也觉得我比你厉害多了吧
I... made you!
我 塑造了你
And I'm actually represented by Gersh.
格什又是我的经纪人
Well, at least I was.
好吧 至少曾经是
I don't even know if they'd rep me anymore
不知道他们会不会把我解约
after what I said in there today,
毕竟我今天说了那样的一番话
but still at least I held my ground,
但至少我坚定了我的立场
because I am an artist, okay, an artist,
因为我是一名艺术家 艺术家
and this is not fucking art.
可这他妈的不是艺术
But then, I mean, to be honest,
但是 说真的
of course I'm so happy for you.
我当然很为你高兴
I mean, of course I want you to get this part,
我是说 我当然希望你拿下这个角色
and I want to be the one to help you
我也很想帮你
learn your lines and fix your inflections.
帮你琢磨台词 帮你纠正语调
But I need you to know
但我想让你明白
that if you do get it,
如果你真的成功了
it's gonna make me like...
对我来说
like a hundred times more insane.
会让我更加成百上千倍的抓狂
Okay?
知道了吗
Continue.
继续吧
Hey, Ike, you shitbird. You want a little pie?
艾克 你个蠢货 想吃个派吗
Guys? Guys!
伙计们 伙计们
What are they doing?
他们这是在干啥呢
Okay, shit. Yeah, gasoline.
好吧 操 是汽油
Okay, they're gonna burn us. Fuck.
好吧 看来他们要烧死我们 操
Oh, boy. All right, this is it.
天 好吧 我们完了
Yeah, this is it. I've killed us all.
完了 我害死了我们所有人
Okay, um, hey, guys?
好吧 伙计们
Since we're all about to die in a moment,
既然我们马上就都要死了
I have to be honest about something, okay?
我得跟你们说几句实话
I have been deceiving you guys.
我骗了你们
And before we die,
在我们死之前
I have to come clean.
我得跟你们坦白
I know you look at me
我知道你们是怎么看我的
and you see hard-as-nails criminal,
一个冷酷无情的罪犯
stone-cold killer, ice man.
铁石心肠的冷面杀手
But, uh, this is lie.
但其实 这只是假象
In fact, I have been lying
事实上 我一直都对你们
about who I am my entire life.
隐藏着我的本性
Real talk?
想听真心话吗
I should not be manager of crime syndicate.
我不应该做犯罪集团的经理
I should be manager of hotel...
我应该做酒店的老板
chain of hotels.
而且是连锁酒店
Instead of being this conning man,
不像现在的我
playing the role of the ruthless gangster.
扮演着冷酷无情的黑帮角色
I mean, that is not who I am, because...
我是说 这并不是真正的我 因为
...so be it.
也就这样了
I'm nice. I'm polite.
我很友好 很有礼貌
I'm optometrist by nature, you know?
我天生就是个乐观的人 不是吗
But because I did not have courage to stand up
可是因为我没有勇气站出来
and be my true self, nice guy,
做回原本的自己 一个好人
and instead chose pants-on-fire existence,
而是选择继续扮演这个骗子的角色
we are all on the barbecue bus.
害得我们都要被做成烤肉了