你家还是我家（2015）

Your Family or Mine S01E07

Part 4 April 16, 2021, 9:03 p.m.

或者我们可以自己做
Or... we could just do it by ourselves.
喔噢噢噢我收到了一条消息
Ooh. Oh, oh, oh. I got a text.
- 是丹妮吗 - 说了什么
- Is it Dani? - What does it say?
对不起刚收到你的短♥信♥
"Sorry, just got your text.
我把手♥机♥落在了通宵声音沐浴那儿了
"I left my phone at an all-night soundbath.
“那是净化心灵的沐浴待会儿解释爱你”
"It's a bath for your mind. Will explain later. Love you."
她说 “爱你”
She said, "love you"!
呃我的胸口现在是不是应该感到疼痛
Uh, is my chest supposed to be hurting right now?
是的这就是爱情的感觉
Yeah. That's what love feels like.
也感觉我像是要吐了
And it also kind of feels like I'm gonna puke.
应该就大杂烩的原因
That could be the gripple.
他陷入爱河了真像个女的啊
He's in love. What a girl.
也许我们应该给他一个卫生棉条
Maybe we should get him a tampon.
我觉得我挺喜欢坠入爱河的感觉
I kind of like being in love.
你爱上谁了啊亲爱的
Who are you in love with, honey?
她的家庭条件好吗
Is she from a good family?
我们认识吗
Is it someone we know?
呃妈妈你忘记拿酸奶油了
Uh, Mom, you forgot the sour cream.
哦哦我的天啊对噢
Oh. Oh, my gosh, you're right.
我马上回来
I'll be right back.
谢谢亲爱的太险了
Thanks, honey. That was a close call.
老兄你在干嘛
Dude, what are you doing?
我要吃了我所有的大杂烩
I'm about to eat all my gripple.
- 喔好吧 - 那好吧
- Oh, yeah. - All right.
是我
It was me!
什么
What was?
我拿走了烟
I took the cigarette.
我这样做因为我在乎你
I did it because I care about you.
你知道那件事
You knew about it?
我当然知道
Of course I did.
我不想再看到你抽烟
I don't want to see you smoking anymore.
好的我懂了
Okay. I get it.
这是个很不好的习惯嗯我不会再抽了
It's a terrible habit, and... and I'm done.
可以了么
All right?
很好
Good.
我能把它丢了吗
So, I can get rid of it?
我们最好在孩子们吃完大杂烩之前回去
We better get in there before the kids eat all the gripple.
你好老朋友
Hello, old friend
脱♥光♥光了到处走根本没有想象中的那么棒
Walking around naked is not all it's cracked up to be.
是啊确实不是
No, no it is not.
你的咪♥咪♥到处晃又冷然后说实话这也不益于健康
Your stuff's hanging out, it's cold, and frankly... it's unsanitary
裸体煎饼那时听起来像是个好主意
Naked pancakes sounded like such a good idea
我知道那是我不好
I know, that was my bad,
只是那是它自己飞上♥床♥的
sorry. It's just kind of flapped into the bed on its on
好吧重要的是我们试过了
Well the important thing is that we tried.
是的确实
Yes. Totally
你确定你还要吃那个吗
Are you seriously still going to eat that?
什么那是我自己的老二
What? It was my penis.
你喜欢我的老二
You love my penis.
- 是的我还喜欢煎饼 - 嗯哼
- I do. And I love pancakes. - Mm-hmm.
嗨
Hey!
这算得上是口♥交♥吗
Does this count as a blowjob?
当然
Sure.