你家还是我家（2015）

Your Family or Mine S01E05

Part 4 April 16, 2021, 9:02 p.m.

Oh, my God, she can't stay away!
天她就是不走
I told you to go home!
我告诉过你回家!
Oh. Photographer's here.
噢摄影师来了
All right, get in. Come on in.
好进来快进来
You can set up right here.
我们可以在这儿架起相机
This is for you right here, my father's urine.
给你我爸的尿
I supervised him.
我监督了他
And in case I didn't mention it, I'm a doctor.
再提一遍我是医生
You did. Three times.
你是的三次了
Well, your services won't be needed anymore, Murse.
不需要你的服务了男护
Thank you for your time, "Dicktor."
谢谢你 “逼生”
What's that?
那是啥?
"Dick doctor" "Dicktor."
“傻♥逼♥医生”“逼生”
No one will ever use that.
没人会那么说的
Oh, I think they might.
未必吧
All right, I want you all to go upstairs
好吧你们都给我上楼
and get changed and be back down here
换身衣服再下来拍摄照片
for the shoot in two minutes.
仅限两分钟
Mom, are we really still wearing these sweaters?
妈我们真的还要穿着这些毛衣吗
Well, why wouldn't we?
当然咯有何不可?
Because they're all soaked in urine?
就因为他们都沾有尿液
It only got on one.
就一件有啦
Which one?
哪一件
I can't believe Dani stabbed Blake.
难以想象丹妮居然刺了布莱克
I can't believe all Dani did was stab Blake.
是啊难以想象丹妮只是刺了布莱克
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
嘿哇哇哇哇哇
You sure you need to put that on right now?
你确定要立马换上
What are you talking about?
什么意思?
I don't know. Do you maybe feel like...
不知道你想
Dancing?
跳舞吗?
Really?
是么
Yeah. Why not?
来啊有何不可
And you...
你...
Where are Kelli and Oliver? What is taking them so long?
凯丽和奥利弗在哪做什么要这么久
I sent Jason Jr. up to find them.
我叫小杰森去找他们了
I couldn't find uncle Oliver and aunt Kelli.
我找不到奥利弗叔叔和凯丽婶婶
But I think that wild animal I heard
但是我确定之前我听到的动物叫声
is now in uncle Oliver's old bedroom.
在叔叔原来的卧室里响起了
Hey. Sorry we're late.
嘿不好意思来晚了
We were, uh...
我们呃
Dancing.
在跳舞
Dancing. Exactly.
是的跳舞
Well, it certainly took long enough.
好吧确实时间挺长
Yeah, it did.
是啊
Uh, everyone, ready?
大家都准备好了吗?
Okay, everyone, look fabulous.
好的大伙儿看起来都棒棒哒
Okay, how about this... college professor and student?
这个怎样大学教授和学生?
And you can be either one.
你可以选一个
Okay, I'll be the Professor.
那好我要当教授
Ohh, I really wanted Professor.
噢我真的想当教授
How about I'm a bored housewife and you're a hot gardener?
我做个无聊的主妇你做个性感的园丁怎样?
Hot gardener, yeah. I could maybe... wait a second.
性感的园丁好啊等一下
Do you have a thing for Ramon?
你不是喜欢雷蒙吧
No, of course not.
没当然不是啦
Oh, I have a good one.
我倒是有个好主意
Let's be 24-year-old Oliver and 24-year-old Kelli.
让我们做24岁的奥利弗和24岁的凯丽
I love that.
赞
I think I still have my juicy sweatpants.
我还留着我那条运动裤吧
Yes!
好
Oh, and I still have my Weezer concert tee.
我还留着我的演唱会T恤
Yeah, this is gonna be so fun.
太有趣了
Ha ha!
哈哈
Hey, kiddos, lights out at 8:00 tonight, okay?
嘿孩子们今晚8点熄灯怎样?
Okay.
行