副校长（2016）

Vice Principals S02E08

Part 3 Aug. 22, 2020, 8:53 p.m.

与我开战
to go to war with me.
我现在想和你讲道理
Now, I tried to reason with you.
可你却像个小屁孩
But you're like a child.
所以你被解雇了
So you're fired.
-那么从今以后你说了算了 -完全正确
- So you're gonna take it there? - Oh, you're goddamn right I am.
你刚刚可是要杀我呢甘比
You just tried to fucking kill me, Gamby.
是你先要杀我的
Well, you tried to kill me first.
-滚出去 -不
- Get out. - No.
-滚 -不这也是我的学校罗素
- Get out. - No, it's my school, too, Russell.
快他妈滚滚出去滚吧
Fucking get out. Get the fuck out! Get out!
里面没放酸橙为什么不放
There's no lime in here. Where's the lime?
五四三...
In five, four, three...
二一
two, one.
你们好老虎们
Good day, Tigers.
今天正是当猛虎的好日子
And what a wonderful day it is to be a Tiger.
我想让你们留意一下
I want you to be on the lookout for this
周日的《评论周报》
Sunday's edition of The Review,
一位很了不起的校长你们的校长
where a certain prized principal, your very own,
将要出现在专题报道中
might be the feature, feature story.
有意思的是 1994年的今天
A fun fact. On this day in 1994,
俄♥罗♥斯♥同意逐步淘汰
Russia agreed to phase out the production
武器级钚元素
of weapons-grade plutonium.
如果他们这都能办到
Now, if they can do that,
我们当然也可以做到不在走廊里闲逛
certainly we can phase out loitering in the hallways.
今天的韩国谚语是...
Today's Korean proverb is...
意思是"阳光总在风雨后"
Which means "At the end of hardship comes happiness."
这是我们都要懂得的宝贵经验
And that is a very valuable lesson for all of us to learn.
那么非常非常感谢...
So, thank you very, very much for this--
尼尔·甘比你在...
Neal Gamby, what are you doing--
你♥他♥妈♥的是怎么回事
Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you?
我告诉你
You know what?
来啊你个混♥蛋♥
Come on, you fucker!
起来甘比来啊
Come on, get up, Gamby! Come on!
别大家...大家快回来
No, guys, guys, guys. Get back!
躲开躲开躲开
Go! Go! Go!
怎么回事
What the hell?
你是要砸我吗
Oh, you're gonna throw shit at me?
救我救我救我
Help me! Help! Help me!
干♥死♥他甘比先生
Fuck him up, Mr. Gamby!
你个王八蛋
You fucker!
不许动甘比
Freeze, Gamby.
威罗
Willows!
快把这个疯子押送出学校
You escort this maniac off of this campus!
他不再是北杰克逊高中的教员
He is no longer an employee of North Jackson High School!
他什么都不是
He is nothing!
走吧头儿你得走了
Come on, boss, you gotta go.
不带他从前门走
No! You take him out front.
-我要让所有人都看见他 -不
- I want everyone to see him. - No!
所有人
Everyone!
尼尔
Hey, Neal.
你家的门没关
Uh, your gate was open.
当然了我把所有安保设施都关了
Yeah, no duh. Disabled all my security perimeter.
所有的防卫武器都撤了
All my defense weapons are offline.
你还好吗我给你打过电♥话♥ 出什么事了
Are you okay? I tried calling. What happened?
你觉得发生了什么
What do you think happened?
北杰克逊容不下我了
I just outgrew North Jackson.
我不得不辞职别无他法
Had to step down. No other choice.
辞职白天那出是你辞职吗
Step down? That was you stepping down?
好吧我被辞退了随便吧
Okay, I was fired. Whatever.
这就是人生怎么你是来取笑我的吗
C'est la vie. What, did you come here to make fun of me?
不我...
No, I'm--
我是来看看你怎么样
I'm here to see if you're okay.
我很好我他妈的...
Well, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fucking...
在练习打篮球
training to play basketball.
或许这将是我的新生活吧
Maybe this'll be my new life, you know?
迫于生计打打选拔赛
I'll just play pickup games for money.
操♥他♥妈♥的
God! Fuck!
我和你说的我为李做过的那些事
All that stuff I told you about what I did for Lee,
就是枪击之后我不理你的原因
that's the reason why I didn't talk to you after the shooting.
我...我很羞愧自己变成了这幅鬼样
I just... I was ashamed of who I'd become.
当你读我的书...
You know, when you read my book...
你是唯一一个相信我的人
you were the only person who believed in me.
我...
And...
我也相信你
I believe in you too.
你的所作所为的确很过分
I mean, what you've done is... is very fucked up,
但我相信你是个好人
but I believe that you're a good person,
你的内心还是很正直的
and that your heart is in the right place.
我也知道罗素是真正的暴君
And I know that Russell is a true tyrant.
看看这鬼东西在我邮筒里发现的
Check this shit out. This was in my mailbox.
现在连你也是金牌教师了
So you're a gold star teacher now, too.
这都是我的错
This is all my fault.
我必须阻止他
I have to stop him.
我必须猛击那个混♥蛋♥的痛处
I need to hit that son of a bitch where it hurts.
我想和你一起去
I wanna come with you.
如果我这球进了你就一起来
If I make this shot, you may come with.
好
Okay.
-球进了吗 -进了
- Did I do it? - You did.
我说这话你们可能很难相信
This is gonna be hard for you to believe,
但我发现李·罗素试图谋杀我
but I found out that Lee Russell tried to murder me.
要是几个月前我肯定会说不可能
A few months ago, I would have said no way,
但现在我想他做出什么事我都不会惊讶
but now, anything is possible with him, I guess.
那你愿意帮助我们毁了他吗
So you'll help us destroy him?
我知道他给你带来了很多痛苦
I know he's caused you a lot of pain.
他散播了那些关于你前男友的谎言
Those lies he spread about your ex-boyfriend,
说他和小男生胡搞什么的
the stuff with the sex to the other boys.
罗素彻底毁了他的生活可能还有你的
He totally ruined his life and possibly yours.
我想他肯定还用其他方式虐待过你吧
I'm sure there's some level of abuse going on as well?
不他没有真的虐待我只是...
No. There was not any real abuse. It's...
你确定吗因为如果有什么
Are you sure? Because if there was something,
那想把他拉下马就很简单了
then that'd be an easy way to get him out.
我们向哈斯举报然后踹走他就行了
We could just report him to Haas and boot him out.
李
Lee...
不好意思她说什么
Excuse me. What is she saying?
她说带你们去他的藏身处
She's saying to take you to his hiding place.
来吧
Come on.
他喜欢保存详细存档
He liked to keep detailed records.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
全都井井有条
It's all so organized.
就像连环杀手的储存仓库一样
It's like a serial killer's storage unit.
天哪这里一股子他身上的味恶心
God, and it smells like him too. Gross.
-该死的你搞什么 -抱歉抱歉
- Goddamn! What the fuck are you doing? - Sorry, sorry.
老天爷啊
Oh, Jesus Christ.
我的天
Oh, my God.
在这
Here it is.
他姐姐的日记
His sister's diary.
基本上每一篇写的都是李
Almost every entry is about Lee.
他家人比任何人都了解他
His family knows who he is more than anyone.
我想那就是他恨他们的原因
I think that's why he hates them.
借我们用用行吗
Can we borrow this?
你到底要带我们去哪
Where the fuck are you taking us anyway?
别抱怨了瑞吉
Stop complaining, Reggie.
你真准时戴肖恩
Right on time, Dayshawn.
员工们我的子民到我这来
Workers, my people, come to me.
这里全是响尾蛇和芒刺
Diamondbacks and cockleburs around here.
已经到了
Just right here.
天啊叫我们来居然是为了甘比的事
Oh, Jesus. This is a Gamby thing?
我不知道你们怎么想
I don't know about you guys,
但在这个暴♥力♥精神病身边我感到很不安全
but I don't feel safe around this violent psychopath.
你回家干自己吧甘比
You can go fuck yourself, Gamby!
-让开苏 -没关系的
- Move, Sue. - It's okay, people,