副校长（2016）

Vice Principals S02E03

Part 3 Aug. 22, 2020, 8:51 p.m.

You trying to knock on me? Come on, Ms. Snodgrass.
我的资格比这门课高多了这简直是在羞辱我
I'm overqualified. This is a slap in the face to me.
教课怎么算羞辱你了
Why is it a slap in the face to teach class? Is there, uh,
难道你认为教课有什么不好吗
something wrong with teaching
你能跟这一桌老师说说吗
you wanna tell this table of teachers?
不我的意思是...
Well, n-no. I mean, there's --
你们这些人教课没什么不好
there's nothing wrong with it for you guys.
我不想侮辱任何人好吗
L-look, I'm not trying to insult anyone, okay?
苏你别瞎紧张
Sue, don't get your panties in a bunch.
我只是说这是又一个例子
I'm just saying, this is another example
证明李·罗素根本没有判断能力
of Lee Russell using very poor judgment.
你还指望小丁丁国王能做出什么好事
What do you expect from ol' King Ding-a Ling?
那副卡♥通♥画得真不错
That cartoon was pretty awesome.
无论是谁画的我真想握握他的手
I'd love to shake the hand of whoever did that.
我设置成手♥机♥墙纸了
I made it my wallpaper.
太棒了她设置成手♥机♥墙纸了
That's fantastic! She made it her wallpaper!
这损人卡♥通♥画得太经典了
Classic cartoon cutdown.
我真想知道是谁画的是你画的吗
Sure would love to know who did it. Did you do it?
阿曼达你的小说出版商给回复了吗
Amanda, did you hear from the publisher about your book yet?
还没
No, not yet.
-但愿能成 -是啊
- Fingers crossed. - Yeah.
出版商你们在说什么
Publisher? What are you guys talking about?
-阿曼达的男朋友 -等等
- Amanda's boyfriend - Wait --
在企鹅出版社有熟人
has connections at Penguin Press,
他在帮她联♥系♥小说出版的事
and he's trying to help her get published.
没错谢谢你了珍
Yup. That's right. Thanks, Jen.
-不客气 -如果你想出版小说
- Yeah, sure. - Well, if that's all you're looking for,
你早该告诉我
you should have told me ages go.
我有好几位受人尊敬的同僚
I have several esteemed colleagues
在那圈子里叱咤风云
who dominate in that field of business stuff.
我还真不知道不过布莱恩
I had no idea, but I guess Brian was
是第一个对我的小说有信心的人
just the first to believe in my work, so...
是啊他感兴趣的是你的小说不是你的人
Yeah, I bet he believes in your work all right.
告诉我你是不是压根没读我的小说
Tell me, uh, did you, uh, ever even read my book?
-我正读着呢 -是吗读到哪了
- I'm reading it right now. - Yeah, where are you?
读到那章...
I'm at the part where all the,
主角遇到那什么事...
the... stuff is going on to the main character.
-第一页吗 -斯♥诺♥格拉斯老师
- What, page one? - Ms. Snodgrass,
我认为你该更脚踏实地些知道吗
I think you just need to keep your feet on the ground, okay?
我确信布莱恩会跟你保证各种好事
I mean, I'm sure this Brian is gonna promise you the world
只为了有机会让你宽衣解带
if he thinks he can unzip your blouse
再把他的男根塞进你嘴里
and slip and slide his privates all over your lips.
-尼尔 -抱歉苏
- Whoa, Neal. - I'm sorry, Sue.
你根本不知道自己在说些什么
You do not know what you are talking about.
但如果我的小说真能有幸出版
But if I am lucky enough to get my book published,
我肯定会送你本签名版
I'll be sure to sign a copy for you.
肯定没有出版那一天不劳你费心了
Well, that's not gonna happen, so don't worry about it.
谢谢你了尼尔
Thanks a lot, Neal.
-我不是那个意思 -不我明白
- No, I don't mean -- - No, I understood.
-谢谢你我都明白 -不我是说
- Thank you. I got it... - No, I mean
他没本事帮你出版小说
he's not gonna be able to get it published.
不是说你...
Not that --
我的天她脸都被打肿了
Oh, my God, she got fuckin' faced!
我不是有意想打她脸
I wasn't trying to face her.
我只是想给她点建议
I was just trying to give her some advice.
见鬼
Shit.
该死的
Goddammit!
-该死的 -你搞什么
- Goddammit! - What the hell?
比尔你♥他♥妈♥搞什么
Bill, what the fuck are you doing?
你♥他♥妈♥才搞什么
What the fuck are you doing?
那是个经典的喜剧式截车
That was a classic comedy cutoff.
我停在你正前方你立即减速
I pulled in front of you, you were gonna slow down,
绕道旁边去然后我们下车一起大笑
swerve out of the way, we'd get out and both laugh about it!
-什么 -你能帮我个忙吗
- What? - Look, can I ask you a favor?
你以前那些
Do you have any of your old
关于美国重建时期的教案还在吗
lesson plans for the, uh, Reconstruction era?
去你♥妈♥的♥
Go fuck yourself.
比尔拜托暂时拿出点专业精神好吗
Bill, please, be professional for a moment here, okay?
你解雇了我还想让我帮忙
You fired me and now you want my help?
去你♥妈♥的♥ 尼尔
Fuck you, Neal.
想想孩子们好吗
Think about the children, okay?
他们是我们的未来比尔
They are our future, Bill.
去他妈的孩子
Screw the children.
那或许你会在意这个
Well, maybe you care about this.
阿曼达·斯♥诺♥格拉斯
Amanda Snodgrass.
或许你对这个感兴趣
You might be interested to know
她现在和那个保时捷香饽饽处得可好了
she's getting pretty cozy with Mr. Hotshot Porsche.
布莱恩·贝汉
Brian Biehn?
布莱恩·贝汉那是他全名吗
Brian Biehn? That's what he's called?
你还知道什么关于他的事吗
What else do you know about him?
他他妈是个小说家
He's a fucking novelist.
阿曼达报的写作班就是他教的
He teaches a writing course that Amanda took.
那就是他的小算盘是吧
So that's his game, huh?
他物色年轻的学生先出版后上♥床♥
He finds young pupils to publish and then fuck.
只为了哄妹子上♥床♥不用那么麻烦吧
That seems like a lot of effort to get a girl in bed.
没错我就是这个意思
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
要我说他这人好像挺可悲的
He seems pretty pathetic, if you ask me.
她也没好到哪去你能相信吗
And how about her? I mean, can you believe this?
她刚和一个男人分手就又找了一个
She's just got to go from one guy to the next.
显然她这人没了男人就活不下去
I mean, obviously she has some major codependency issues.
你知道吗尼尔
Hey, you know what, Neal?
我根本不想跟你建立私交
I don't want to bond with you.
-我们又不是朋友 -这还用你说
- We're not, like, friends or anything. - Uh, yeah. No duh.
我才不是来和你建立私交的
I'm not trying to bond with you.
我不是来交朋友的我知道我们不是朋友
I'm not trying to be friends. I know we're not friends.
别再来我家附近了
Don't fucking come around here anymore.
比尔如果你需要介绍信告诉我
Bill, if you need a job rec, let me know, okay?
我这人不记仇我会给你写介绍信的
Because I'm not petty. I will give you that.
我唯一需要你做的就是滚蛋
Only thing I need from you, Neal, is for you to go fuck yourself.
求你赶紧滚行吗那才是帮了我大忙
So, why don't you do that? That would be a big favor to me.
谢谢你告诉我布莱恩的信息
Thank you for the information on Brian.
我很感激祝你好运
I appreciate it. Good luck.
我一定要找遍每个房♥间
I insist that every room be searched.
-爸爸 -萨拉
- Daddy? - Sara.
爸爸爸爸真的是你
Daddy! Oh, Daddy, it is you!
我找到你了我找到你了
I found you, I found you!
他们说你死了但我就知道你没死
They said you were dead, but I knew you weren't!
我就知道你会回来
I knew you'd come back!
爸爸
Oh, Daddy!
我妈就在旁边
My mom is right here.
嘘她睡着了
Shh. She's sleeping.
-很大对吧 -你为什么要问我
- It is big, isn't it? - Why are you asking me?
我只用来插♥你♥ 克里斯汀
Well, you're the one I stick it in, Christine.
不问你问谁
Who else am I gonna ask?
挺大的我也不知道
Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I don't know.
我没见过很多小♥弟♥弟♥
I haven't seen a lot of penises.
但你总知道我这...
Well, certainly you know if it's...
算不算小吧
if it's small.
我觉得正好太大的会很疼
It's perfect for me. Big ones hurt.
我也能弄疼你
Well, I could hurt you.
只要我想我能填满你顶到你子♥宫♥
I could hit both walls if I wanted, and your uterus.
离我远点
Just get away from me.
-李 -别叫我我要去睡了
- Lee! - No, I'm going to bed.
关上电视睡觉去
Turn the television off and go to bed.
你电视看得够多了
That's enough TV for you.
你不要哭好吗
Must you cry?
我不明白你们买♥♥这么多东西做什么
I don't understand why you guys bought all this stuff.
我这里已经布置好了
The room was already set up.
你连能遮住东西的窗帘都没有
You don't even have curtains that work.
盖尔我要窗帘有什么用
Gale, what do I need curtains for?
我周围根本没有邻居