前夫总动员（2011）

The Exes S04E15

Part 4 March 18, 2021, 1:51 p.m.

Oh, it's more than perfect, you sweet, sweet man.
- 我去开门 - 不要不要
- I'll get it. - No, no, no!
- 没事不用理 - 为什么
- No, no, don't answer that! - Why not?
因为我们在享受此刻
Because we're having a moment.
我不想结束噢
I don't want it to end! Oh!
但可能是重要的事
But it might be important.
别别别开门
No, no, no! Don't answer that door!
为什么
Why not?
等等
Wait a minute.
我闻到牛肉干和汽油的味道
I smell beef jerky and gasoline.
外面有个卢茨家族的人
There's a Lutz out there!
不是很多个
No. There are dozens of 'em.
- 你怎么知道 - 可能是我叫他们来的
- How do you know? - I might have called 'em.
- 什么 - 我知道我错了我错了
- What? - I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
但你没把我放进遗嘱里
But when you left me out of your will,
我很受伤然后很生气真的生气
I was so hurt, and then I got angry, real angry.
所以我开始打电♥话♥给监狱嘉年华
So I started calling prisons and carnivals...
所有能找到你们家人的地方
Anywhere I could find a Lutz.
你究竟知不知道自己做了什么
Do you have any idea what you've done?
对不起我们该怎么办
I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do?
呃可以等到明天早上
Uh... we could wait till morning.
日光把他们吓跑
Daylight scares them off.
阿我在骗谁呢
Ah... who am I kidding?
拿不到他们想来拿的东西
They're not gonna leave
他们是不会走的
until they get what they came for.
我去给他们点钱
I'm gonna have to pay them off.
不我来
No. I will.
- 你确定 - 呃
- Are you sure? - Well...
好主意
Good idea!
好了卢茨们
All right, Lutzes!
这么办吧
Here's the deal.
说说你悲惨的故事然后拿首饰
State your sob story, get your jewel,
然后走人
and then get lost.
莱尼·卢茨远房♥兄弟
Lenny Lutz, cousin.
我想组建一个男子乐队
I wanna form a boy band.
拉夫·卢茨叔叔
Ralph Lutz, uncle.
开一间墨西哥餐馆
Opening a Chipotle.
露丝·卢茨侄女
Ruth Lutz, niece.
一只澳洲犬偷走了我的孩子
A dingo stole my baby.
你连试都没试
You're not even trying!
哈斯克你在干什么
Haskell, what the hell are you doing?
我也是卢茨家的
I'm a Lutz!
一二三四
One, two, three, four.
# 叫斯图的疯狂人儿 #
Crazy little guy named Stu
# 这个家伙 #
Well, buh-dooba-buh-do, this guy
# 名字叫斯图 #
- The name's Stu - The name's Stu
# 他很酷 #
- Well, he's cool - So cool
# 也有人说时髦 #
Some would say almost hip
# 我们知道 #
- We know - Woo woo
# 我们这么棒 #
- That he's the reason - Woo woo
# 是因为他 #
- That we rock - Do do do
# 赢得无伴奏合唱冠军 #
And win the Acapalooza championship
# 耶我们爱他 #
Yeah, we love him
# 叫斯图的疯狂人儿 #
Crazy little guy named Stu
# 叫斯图的疯狂人儿 #
Crazy little guy named Stu
# 我们不是有意 #x7f
- Now, we didn't mean to - Ooh ooh
# 让你离开 #
- Make you go away - Doo doo
# 没有你我们无所适从 #
We're lost without you
# 没有你 #
Without you
# 唐发烧了 #
Don's got a fever
# 埃迪满头是汗 #
And Eddie's in a cool, cool sweat
# 我们知道 #
- We know - We know
x7f# 没有斯图 #x7f
- Without Stu - Without Stu
x7f# 我们赢不了 #
- We can't win - We can't win
# 他是穿着羊毛衫的摇滚之神 #
He's a rock god wearing a cardigan
# 羊毛衫所以我来了 #
- Cardigan - So I'm here
- # 我来了和伙伴们 #
- I'm here - With the guys
# 斯图尔特·加德纳我们来说抱歉 #
To say, Stuart Gardner, we apolo-gize
# 我们爱他叫斯图的疯狂人儿 #
Yeah, we love him, crazy little guy named Stu
# 叫斯图的疯狂人儿 #
Crazy little guy named Stu
# 他是个疯狂人儿名字叫斯图 #
He's a crazy little guy named Stu
# 我们知道他有点疯狂 #
We know he's kinda crazy
# 他是个疯狂人儿名字叫 #
He's a crazy little guy named
# 斯图耶 #
Stu-uuu-uuu, yeah
- 我们来吧 - 耶
- Let's do this. - Yeah!