前夫总动员（2011）

The Exes S04E03

Part 3 March 18, 2021, 1:48 p.m.

Oh, wow, you look nice. Where you going?
我要去精彩橄榄球做嘉宾
I'm gonna be a guetht thtar on fair catch.
好吧那你最好小心点
Okay, well, you be careful out there
因为我刚看见门口有只猫
'cause I tawt I taw a puddy cat.
嘿斯图尔特你有时间吗?
Hey, Stuart, you got a minute?
当然请进请进
Yes, come on in. Come on in.
我忘记问了你的课上的怎么样?
Okay, I forgot to ask you, how was your class?
哦我遇到了一个人他好极了
Oh, well, I met a guy. He's wonderful.
那太好了霍利我什么时候能见到他?
That's great, Holly! When do I get to meet him?
好吧事情是这样的
Okay, here's the thing.
我在一个悲痛互助小组见到他的
Um, I met him in a grief support group
我那时必须假装丈夫刚死
and I kind of had to pretend like I had a dead husband.
哦我的天啊这太不道德了
Oh, my god. That's unconsciousable.
这是你做过的最卑劣的事情了
This is the worst thing you've ever done.
你居然这么想
You'd think so.
但是还有更坏的
But it gets worse.
还有什么能比撒谎说丈夫死了更糟糕的事情?
What could possibly be worse than lying about a dead husband?
送给加德纳家的快递
Delivery for the Gardner residence.
哦谢谢给我吧
Oh, thank you, I'll take them.
多漂亮的花啊
Ooh, what a lovely arrangement.
是我病人艾米·克拉克
It's from my patient, Amy Clark.
嗯嗯哼
Hmm, uh-huh...
请您节哀我们会想念斯图尔特的
Sorry for your loss. Stuart will be missed.
为什么会有人想我?
Why will I be missed?
- 因为你已经死了 - 哦什么?
- Because you're dead. - Oh, what?
我是你死去的老公?
I'm your dead husband?
对不起还不行吗?
Sorry! Okay?
他要看照片而你的照片是除了美食鞋子
He asked to see a picture and you were the only thing that
蒂尔达·斯温顿英国著名影星比较中性
和那张我错当成男人的
wasn't food, shoes,
蒂尔达·斯温顿之外唯一的照片了
or a man I thought was tilda swinton.
你看我怎么能知道他会是你的病人?
Look, how was I supposed to know he was your patient?
他一定很爱闲聊等我们结婚后
He must have blabbed, which is something
我们要好好谈谈这问题
we're gonna work on after we're married.
哦不
Oh, no.
哦不不不我所有的病人都以为我死了
Oh, no, no, no! All my patients think I'm dead!
他们一定会悲痛欲绝的
They'll be devastated!
我不仅修补他们的牙齿
I don't just touch their teeth,
我还感动了他们的心灵
I touch their hearts.
好吧我必须告诉所有人我还活着
Okay, I gotta get the word out that I'm still alive.
不不不斯图尔特等一下等一下等等
No, no, no, Stuart! Wait, wait, wait.
这个人可能就是我的真命天子听着
This guy could be the one. Look.
我答应你我今晚会在互助组里告诉他
I promise I'll tell him tonight in group.
求你了斯图尔特求求你了!
Please, Stuart, please!
好吧好吧我可以再死几个小时
All right, fine, I'll stay dead for a few more hours.
但是在那之后我要满血复活
But after that, I'm gonna spring back to life
就好像牙医中的上帝
like a dental Jesus!
- 谢谢你斯图尔特 - 好的
- Thank you, Stuart. - Okay.
天啊我得怎么告诉他啊哈?
Gosh. Now how do I tell him, huh?
你知道的我就和他开门见山了
You know what, I'll just be honest and direct.
- 好的 - 也许再配上点胸器
- Yeah. - And maybe a little cleavage.
这么重要的消息一定要撒点什么来庆祝
Hell, for news this big, something better flop out,
对吧?
right?
嘿球迷们我是斯宾塞·威廉姆斯
Hey, maniacs, I'm Spencer Williams
欢迎收看精彩橄榄球
and this is fair catch.
今天我们的嘉宾是著名经纪人菲尔·切斯
Our guest is sports agent Phil chase.
NFL 美国职业橄榄球大联盟
今天我们要谈的是NFL的选秀抽签
And today's topic is NFL draft picks.
菲尔我们先谈一下西雅图海鹰队
Phil, let's start with the Seattle Seahawks.
你认为海鹰会不会用他们的第一轮选秀权
Well, do you think the Seahawks will use the first round
去选择南密西西比的优秀的
to take senior wide reciever Sansosa Sasasolis
外场接球手萨索萨·萨萨李斯
out of Mississippi Southern?
啊哈
Uh-huh.
菲尔能说详细点吗
Phil, you got to give us more than that.
好的嗯
Okay, um...
我认为那个球员很厉害
Well, I think that player got game.
他会很优秀
And, uh, he'd... be good.
别这样菲尔你在逃避问题
Come on, Phil. Now you're ducking.
你到底认为萨索萨·萨萨李斯怎么样?
What do you really think of Sansosa Sasasolis?
我到底怎么认为?
What do I really think?
我认为
Well, I think...
萨索萨·萨萨李斯
Sansosa Sasasolis...
萨索萨·萨萨李斯哈?
Sansosa Sasasolis, huh?
我们现在说的是他对吧?
That's who we talking about, right?
我们在说萨索萨·萨萨李斯是吧?
We talking about Sansosa Sasasolis?
我只是想弄清楚我们说的是萨索萨·萨萨李斯
I just wanna be clear that we talking about Sansosa Sasasolis.
我认为萨索萨·萨萨李斯会
I think Sansosa Sasasolis would be
让西雅图海鹰如虎添翼
an excellent addition to the Seattle Seahawks,
也许能让他们再拿下一个超级碗
and maybe even take them to another super bowl.
哦耶
Booyah-kasha!
我喜欢这份激♥情♥ 菲尔我们稍作休息
I like the fire, Phil. And on that note,
我们休息一下插播一段广♥告♥
we'll take a break to pay some bills.
广♥告♥进入!
And we're out!
- 你表现的很好菲尔 - 谢谢斯宾塞
- You're doing great, Phil. - Thanks, Spence.
听着等我们再回来我们要来点互动
So, listen, when we come back, we're gonna mix it up a little.
我要问一些有难度的问题
I'm gonna put you on the hot seat.
没问题! 来吧亲!
You cool with that? Turn it up, baby!
交给我了
I got thissssss!
哦天啊
Oh, man.
哇喔三十八条短♥信♥ 十六个语♥音♥留言
Wow, 38 texts and 16 voicemails?
我要火啊
I am blowing up!
关于斯图尔特非常遗憾
Sorry about Stuart.
真不敢相信他已经去世了
Can't believe he's gone.
斯图尔特的去世是一个巨大的悲剧
Stuart's passing is a tragedy.
哦我的天啊斯图尔特死了
Oh, my god. Stuart's dead.
直播开始三
And we're back in three...
欢迎回到精彩橄榄球
Welcome back to fair catch.
我们今天的嘉宾是菲尔·切斯公♥司♥的
Our guest today is sports agent Phil Chase
体育经纪人菲尔·切斯
of the Phil Chase agency.
菲尔人们都在说体育经纪人都是一些捕食者
Phil, people say sports agents are predators,
总是逼着那些大学生过早的转入职业联赛
urging college athletes to turn pro early,
剥夺他们学习的机会
robbing them of their education.
你对此怎么看?
How do you respond?
菲尔?
Phil?
对不起本不想这样的说到痛处了
Sorry. Didn't mean to, uh, hit a nerve.
我们换个话题
Let's, uh, switch it up.
你对卡罗莱纳理工学院决定
Uh, what do you think of Carolina Tech's decision
换掉他们常年的吉祥物金花鼠查理怎么看?
to get rid of their longtime mascot Charlie the chipmunk?
我会非常想念他的
I'm gonna miss him so much.
我简直不能相信他就这么走了
I can't... believe he's gone.
只不过是穿着金花鼠的醉鬼菲尔
He was a drunk in a chipmunk suit, Phil.
别想了
Get over it.
他曾是他曾是我最好的朋友
He was... He was my best friend.
菲尔?
Phil?
- 嗨杰夫 - 嗨
- Hi, Jeff. - Hi.
- 嘿霍利 - 嗨
- Hey, Holly. - Hi.
哦哦
Oh, ohh.
- 你看起来好漂亮 - 哦
- You look beautiful. - Aww.
虽然现在不是最佳的时候
And even though it hasn't been under the best circumstances,
- 但是我还是很高兴我们能相遇 - 我也是
- I'm so happy we met. - Me too.
听着杰夫我有些事情要告诉你
Listen, Jeff, there's something I need to tell you.
大家请坐
Everyone, please take their seats.
- 能等晚点再说吗? - 如果我说的算的话
- Can it wait till later? - Eh, if it were up to me,
我宁愿等到我们到圣巴特潜水的时候
it would wait till we were snorkeling in St. Bart's.
今天我们开始前
Before we get started,
我有一件让人头疼的事要说一下
I have a very upsetting announcement to make.
我注意到
It has been brought to my attention
我们当中有混入一个入侵者
that we have an intruder in our midst.
有人违反了我们互助组的圣洁
Someone has violated the sanctity of our group
假装自己的配偶过世
by pretending to have a deceased spouse,
想利用我们组乘人之危结交朋友
using our group as a place to hit on vulnerable people.
对此你有什么可说的吗?