实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S05E15
Part 1
Dec. 16, 2020, 4:46 p.m.
第五季 第十五集
【实习医生风云】
Now that Elliot and Keith were serious,
既然Elliot和Keith的交往日趋认真
she started buying him gifts.
她开始给他买♥♥各种礼物
It's a mouth harp! Oh, awesome!
这是口簧 哦 太棒了
Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents.
Keith出乎意料地擅长假装喜欢那些垃圾礼物
But you know what he was best at?
但你知道他最擅长什么吗
Keith, we need more popcorn, yeah.
Keith 再多拿点爆米花吧
Being girl bait.
做泡妞诱饵
Here's how it goes down.
听我细细道来
Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory
Keith回来了 Elliot标记了自己的领地
so the girls know he's taken,
好让其他女孩知道Keith已经名草有主了
and I just pick off one of the smaller 'n weaker ones
我呢 就从前来观摩的瘦小姑娘中
that comes by for a look-see.
挑一个出来就好
I'm a doctor.
我是个医生
I'm a landowner.
俺是地主
Burt Reynolds is my father.
我爹是Burt Reynolds
I love sports.
我喜欢运动
Keith, more popcorn.
Keith 再来点爆米花
See, that's how it works.
看吧 就是这么用的
You have the cutest hair.
你发型太可爱了
These old rags?
你是指这鸟窝
OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,
好吧 好吧 你们两个都可育
yet you're still unable to conceive,
但却一直没怀上
so... How often do you make love?
那 你俩多久造一次人
Twice today. Actually, it was three times.
今天就两次 事实上 是三次
You were asleep for the last one.
最后一次你睡着了
Wow. That really happened? Mmhm.
哇 真的假的 嗯哪
Huh, I thought it was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.
我还觉得奇怪呢 你刚才还出现在我的春梦里呢
He is not allowed to dream about me. It gets too freaky in there.
他可不能梦见我 太瘆人了
Cirque du Soleil freaky.
像太阳马戏团那么瘆人
One time, she was skinless.
有次 我梦见她身上没有皮
OK. Stress is often a factor in conception.
好吧 压力是影响怀孕的一个因素
So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?
那你们说说 压力会是个问题吗
I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight,
我发誓 如果你今晚没把我弄怀孕
there's no more sex until you steal me a baby.
不给我偷个孩子 你就休想再上我的床
So do it right this time.
这次可要做对了
There's a little stress.
有那么点压力
OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down.
好的 抗生素已经起到降温作用了
Is there anything else I can do for you?
还有什么需要我做的吗
Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production of Streetcar Named Desire.
好啊 我正为教会里的老年人作品<欲望之车>试镜呢
Would you mind running lines with me?
你能和我对对台词吗
I'd be happy to.
非常乐意
"If I didn't know you was my wife's sister,
"如果我不知道你是我小姨子
I'd get ideas about you."
我肯定会对你起意的"
I can't believe you think I'd do this with you.
真不敢相信你居然以为我会和你一起做这个
Are you insane?
你疯了吗
Seriously, I'm a doctor.
说真的 我可是个医生
What page are you on?
你看的是哪页
Oh...
哦
Why didn't you just read lines with the old guy?
你为什么不和那个老头一起对台词
My job is to make sick people better,
我的职责是帮助病人好转
not to help Bernie in there
而不是帮Bernie
score a slice of Episcopalian tale on opening night.
在开幕夜往圣公会传奇"性"事里记上一笔
Sometimes, you got to go the extra mile with patients.
有时候 对待病人就得多付出一些
That's what makes me such a special doctor.
我就因此而成为了一个与众不同的医生
That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth seamlessly
别忘了 还有你那能无缝衔接地穿梭于
between male and female genitalia.
男女生殖器的超凡能力
Ooh...
哦
Newbie, snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming.
菜鸟 给我回过神来 咱们没时间让你做白日梦
Personally, me, I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease.
我个人认为 医生不仅仅要治疗疾病
You've got to be there for people. Take Mrs. Cohen. right?
你还得陪在病人身边 以Cohen夫人为例
When she broke her hip, I treated that.
她摔坏了髋部 我给治的
But she also left her car double-parked,
但是她还并排停车了
so being an "Extra mile" Kind of guy, I went and took care of it.
所以作为一个"多付出"的医生 我过去解决了
Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick.
抱歉 我好久没用过手动挡了
Wonder how she got out of that truck?
好想知道她是怎么从卡车里出来的
That's how she broke her hip.
她就是那样摔折髋部的
Look, all I'm saying is, it's important to go the extra mile with patients.
听着 我要说的就是 对病人多付出很重要
It's like I was telling this girl last night.
就像我昨晚一直对这个女孩说的一样
Why would you tell her that ? I didn't.
为什么跟她说 我没有
I just wanted to show you who I'm going out with tonight .
我就是想告诉你我今晚和谁约会
Look, Newbie, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients.
听着 菜鸟 我不会对病人多付出是有原因的
It's something personal. You can confide in me.
是私人原因 你可以对我讲的
I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!
我是个好医生 Kelly Ripa你了
It didn't bother me that Dr. Cox just had "Kelly Ripa'd" Me,
我不介意Cox医生刚刚"Kelly Ripa"了我
because I knew it would never catch on,
我知道不管他多想
no matter how much he wanted it to.
这根本流行不起来
This, however, did upset me.
不过这个 确实挺让我闹心的
Uh, Carol, we got the bone marrow biopsy back and, uh...
恩 Carol 骨髓活检结果已经拿回来了
...I'm afraid you have leukemia.
我恐怕 你得了白血病
What?
什么
Yes. But the good news is it's very treatable.
是的 但是好消息是 还有的救
We just have to get started right away.
我们得马上开始
You know in four and a half years, I've watched your pal, Stephanie,
四年半后 我将目睹你的朋友Stephanie
go through a multitude of irritating fads:
经历一系列恼人的时尚潮流
the UGG boots, the campaign for better grammar among staff
什么UGG雪地靴啦 在员工中比试语法啦
and of course the double European air-kiss.
当然还有欧洲那空吻两下的贴面礼
And seeing as you are sorority sisters,
既然你是姐妹会的成员
I was kinda hoping you'd be able to tell me
我希望你能告诉我
when this "Extra mile" Crap is going to end.
"多付出"这破玩意啥时候是个头啊
Oh, it's never gonna end. He's relentless.
哦 没个头儿 他可是一刻也不消停
Why do you think I was out Sunday morning buying comics for my patient?
不然我怎么会大周天跑出去给病人买♥♥漫画书
They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store? Ha-ha!
因为漫画书店在送Tastyakes的小零食 哈哈
That used to work better when you were a fat load.
你是个胖墩的时候这个梗还是蛮好笑的
I know. Damn it!
我知道 妈的
All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.
好吧 Jake 这儿呢 最新期的<复仇>
I had to travel to five stores to find that.
我去了五家书店才找到的
This is last month's.
这是上个月的
Look, I'll track down the new one for you,
我会给你找到最新一♥期♥的
but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK?
但是现在 我得保证我明年还能继续在这干 好不好
Since there were only three attending spots for ten surgical residents,
十名外科住院医生要争三个主治医师的位置
Dr. Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets.
Kelso医生基本上把他们当私人男仆用了
All-day sucker, my ass. Try 20 minutes.
还说“包管吃一天”呢 20分钟还差不多
Sir, quick question.
先生 快速问答
Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit.
一定快点问 我感觉要吐
Why was I told to drop everything and look after some new patient coming in?
为什么让我放下手上的一切来照顾新病人呢
Mr. Sommer is the cousin of one of the trustees.
Sommer先生是董事会一个人的表兄弟
Not important enough to warrant any face time with me,
虽然没重要到要我亲自处理
but connected enough that if one of these ding-dongs kills him,
但是 如果其中一个笨蛋把他给治死了 我还是得
it'll be my ass. Carla, can you cover my patients?
吃不了兜着走 Carla 能帮我照顾下病人吗
She's already watching someone for me. All right, I'll find somebody else.
她帮我照顾病人呢 好吧 我去找别人
Why? Because I'm just a nurse,
为什么 就因为我是个护士
I can't look after everybody?
我就不能面面俱到 照顾每个人了吗
Precisely.
正是如此
J.D., why don't you tell me
J.D. 你倒是说说
what's wrong with your patient Mrs. Jones? Without looking at a chart.
Jones夫人怎么了 不许看病历表
Carla knew that without charts,
Carla知道 没了病历表
doctors didn't know much about patients.
医生可不太了解病人的情况
Mr. Barry, I misplaced your chart.
Barry先生 我把你的病例放错地方了
I forgot, what's wrong with you again?
我忘了 你哪不舒服了
Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth.
哦 对了 你嘴里塞了只小猫咪
Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?
或者 我该说 你身上裹了个人 小家伙
Cootchie-cootchie.
小呀小可爱
It's not like nurses know everything.
护士又不是万事通
Uh-oh. Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself.
啊哦 Carla要爆发了 赶快保命吧
Attempt the casual side-switch.
试着很自然地换边儿站
And you're there. Now angry at Kelso.
你做到了 现在开始生Kelso的气
Bob, how dare you? Exactly.
Bob 你怎么敢 就是说
You're worried about what I can handle?
你担心我应付不来是吗
Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours on bed 1,
1号♥床的血管手术需要每两小时报告一次
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