小镇滋味

Santa Clarita Diet S01E08

Part 4 Oct. 15, 2019, 11:48 a.m.

干嘛破门而入
And what's with the door, man?
你把我们家门毁了
You totally fucked up our door.
我知道怎么解决你的脚趾问题了
I have the answer to your toe problem.
-你脚趾有问题 -我本打算告诉你的
- You have a toe problem? - I was going to tell you--
她脚趾掉了她知道你接受不了
Her toe fell off. She knew you wouldn't be able to handle it.
-你脚趾掉了天 -看到了吗
- Your toe fell off? Oh, my God! - See?
-闭嘴 -你才闭嘴
- Shut up. - You shut up.
你给老子闭嘴你把门毁了我很生气
No, you, and I'm really pissed about the door.
-行了 -希拉跟我走吧
- Guys! - Sheila, come away with me,
这样你的脚趾问题就不是问题了
and your toe problem won't be a problem,
无论你退化成什么样子我都接受
because I will accept you no matter how much you deteriorate.
我们是一样的我们应该在一起
You and I are the same. We should be together.
好了显然我们都不想打架
Okay, look, clearly neither one of us wants to fight.
我能理解
And I don't blame us.
毕竟我们都这么高大
I mean, look how big we are--
强壮
and how strong.
抱歉乔你看着是个好人
Sorry, Joel, you seem like a nice man,
但是为了希拉的自♥由♥
but for Sheila to be free...
她必须和她的过去告别
she has to stop clinging to her past.
-你好吗 -快走
- Whassup! - Come on!
快跑
Let's go, go.
我们得杀了他只有这一个选择
We have to kill him. It's our only way out.
-同意那为什么上楼 -来拿武器
- I know. So why did we come upstairs? - To get our weapons.
你是说那些打算不用的武器吗
You mean the ones we weren't going to use
已经被我收进厨房♥和车♥库♥了
so I put them back in the kitchen and the garage?
-就是那些 -你生什么气
- Yes, those! - Don't you get upset with me.
是你给我买♥♥了那本日式收纳攻略书
You're the one who bought me that Japanese tidying-up book.
我只是希望你别把鞋扔在走廊
I just wanted your shoes out of the hallway.
希拉
Sheila!
-快把门挡起来 -好
- Quick, barricade the door. - Okay.
为什么不跟我说你脚趾的事
Why didn't you want me to know about your toe?
是因为这个才不跟我做♥爱♥的吗
Is that why we weren't having sex?
-怕被我看见 -对
- You didn't want me to see it? - Yes.
亲爱的我能承受
Honey, I can handle it.
我不知道我能不能承受
I don't know if I can handle it.
万一万一这只是个开始呢
Okay? What if this keeps happening to me?
万一我要解体呢
What if I'm breaking apart?
或是失控了而你不得不杀了我
What if I lose control and you have to kill me?
万一我们太年轻不适合结婚
What if we're too young to get married?
万一房♥子卖♥♥不出去怎么办
What if we can't sell a house?
万一尿布台撑不住我们俩怎么办
What if this baby changing table can't support our weight?
那我们就想办法宝贝一如既往
We'll figure it out, honey. We always have.
-也有可能今天就是末日 -至少能一起死
- Or we'll just die right here. - At least we'll die together.
希拉跟我走是对的
Sheila! This is the right thing.
你以后就明白了
In time you'll see it.
《活力四射》
我收回之前对那把梳子说的所有坏话
I take back everything I said about that brush.
尸体搬进车里了你确定你不能吃掉他吗
I got the body in the car. Are you sure you can't eat him?
-感觉好浪费啊 -活死人不能吃活死人
- It seems like such a waste. - The undead can't eat the undead.
因为他们... 死透了
They're too... dead.
跟我来我想看看你的脚趾
Come here. I want to see your toe.
还是不要了也许你永远都不用看
I don't think so. Maybe you never have to see it.
我可以穿着袜子跟你做♥爱♥
Maybe I just can have sex with my socks on.
或者高跟鞋你肯定喜欢对不对
Or... heels. Bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
对但最终我还是会想把它们脱掉
I would. But eventually I'd want to take them off of you.
好吧准备好看史上最不令人性奋的脚趾吧
Okay, get ready to have whatever the opposite of a boner is.
就这样吗没什么啊
Is that it? That's nothing.
暂时而已如果这只是开始呢
So far. But what if it's just the beginning?
亲爱的不会有事我们会找到解药的
Honey, we're gonna be okay. We're gonna find a cure.
我已经给那个有塞尔维亚书的人留了言
I've left messages for that guy with the Serbian book.
-可他没有回电 -我保证会找到他
- But he didn't call you back. - We will find him, I promise you.
与此同时我们一起撑过这段...
In the meantime, you and I are gonna get through this togeth--
卧♥槽♥什么鬼
The fuck is that?
怎么了
What?