小镇滋味

Santa Clarita Diet S01E01

Part 4 Oct. 15, 2019, 11:47 a.m.

我听到了加里
I heard her, Gary.
-希拉 -那或许你该离开这儿
- Sheila? - Then maybe you should go.
放到15年前我会揍你
You know, 15 years ago, I would have punched you,
一拳
once.
也许还能把你放倒
I might have dropped you.
如果不能的话你就会把我揍个半死
If not, you would have beaten the hell out of me,
因为我只有一招而你是个彪形大汉
'cause I just had the one move, and you're a substantial man.
可现在我是有家室的人
But now I have a family,
有事业有生活
a career, a life.
我不会在酒吧打架斗殴
I'm not gonna be the guy who gets into bar fights.
-你是说在酒吧被打趴下 -你搞错重点了
- You mean loses bar fights. - You're missing my point.
你不想打架
You don't wanna get into a fight
因为你害怕自己可能会输
because you're afraid you might lose.
完全错误
That is exactly wrong.
-输是必然的 -当然
- The losing is a given. - Damn straight.
-且无关紧要 -你想说不可避免吧
- And it's irrelevant. - You mean inevitable.
该死你真令人恼火
Goddamn it, you're frustrating.
在这个时候
At this point in my life,
-我不会成为那种人 -赢得酒吧斗殴的人
- I'm not gonna be the kind of person-- - Who wins a bar fight.
-他妈的你有什么毛病 -你才有毛病
- God fuck, what's the matter with you? - You are.
我在努力解释一个简单的概念
I'm trying to explain a very simple concept.
简单个屁
You are.
我就当我们打平我回家去了
I'm just gonna call this a draw and go home.
玩得开心
Have fun.
乔你回来
Joel, come back.
我很抱歉插手此事
Hey, I'm sorry for butting in.
我只是见不得女人受欺负
I just don't like seeing a woman treated badly.
-没用的 -真的吗那这样呢
- It's not gonna work. - No? Really? How about this?
我的天
Oh, my.
这下你开心了吧大家伙
You happy now, big man?
开心你个头
You are.
经理注意到你一直盯着烤箱看
My manager noticed that you've been staring at the toaster ovens
有好长时间了是你
for, like, a really long-- Oh, it's you.
你知道这里面哪一个旋钮没松吗
do you know which one of these has a knob without any slack?
不知道要紧吗
No. Does it matter?
我本来是这么想的
I thought so.
真的但也可能不要紧
I really did, but maybe it doesn't.
也许我不该关心烤箱的旋钮
Maybe I shouldn't care about toaster knobs,
或者做个有责任心的人或者陷入混乱之中
or being responsible, or descending into chaos.
我为什么要是家里唯一一个
Why should I be the only one in my family
牵肠挂肚的人
who gives a crap, right?
唯一一个逆来顺受的人
Who sucks it up?
这个便宜些
This one's cheaper.
也许我想找点乐子开辆名车
Maybe I want to have fun, drive a fancy car,
像个性感的疯子一样跳舞
dance like a sex lunatic,
-你跳得真好 -你搞错重点了雷蒙娜
- You're a good dancer. - You're missing the point, Ramona.
我不想跳舞
I don't want to dance.
我也不想再要一个烂逼的烤箱
And I don't want another shitty toaster oven.
我走了
I'm outta here.
加里
Gary.
我按了门铃然后发现你的车停在车道上
I rang the bell then I saw your car in the driveway, so...
我在做园艺这使我放松
I'm just gardening. It relaxes me.
怎么了
What's up?
我只是想确认一下你还好吗
I just wanted to make sure you were all right.
因为我昨晚不想和你滚床单
Because I didn't wanna have sex with you last night?
我很好
I'm fine.
我们跳舞跳到一半你就走了
We were in the middle of dancing and then you just strolled off.
昨晚我心事很多
I had a lot on my mind.
结果我一个人走了一晚上
I ended up walking around all night.
翻了翻红辣椒餐厅后面的垃圾桶
Checked out a dumpster behind Chili's.
他们扔了好多生肉
They throw away a lot of raw meat.
好吧
Okay.
-要不我们重新来一次 -算了
- How about we start over? - I don't think so.
-你确定 -我确定
- Are you sure? - I am.
真的吗
Are you?
我觉得无论我说什么
I feel like whatever I say
都只会让你更用力地顶我的阴♥道♥
is just going to mean you push harder against my vagina.
我是对的
Okay, I was right.
你看加里
Listen, Gary
要不这样
How about this?
我们去找些乐子
We have some fun.
你说你只想找乐子
You said you're all about fun.
我不跟你的屌♥丝老公说任何事情
And I don't say anything to your lame husband.
或者我们不去找乐子
Or we don't,
然后我跟他说昨晚我们在我的宝马里做了四次
and I tell him we screwed four times last night in my beamer.
你不情愿善罢甘休的样子
Your unwillingness to take no for an answer
让我觉得性感迷人[想吃]
has made me feel sexy and desirable.
我知道这是史上最奇葩的前戏
I know, weirdest foreplay ever.
你吃了我的手指
You ate my fingers.
-我不讨厌你的手指 -是吃吃了我的手指
- I do not hate your fingers. - "Ate," Ate my fingers.
希拉
Sheila?
希拉我们需要谈谈
Sheila, we need to talk.
昨晚就是扯淡
Last night was bullshit.
希拉
Sheila!
希拉
Sheil
乔
Oh, Joel.
我真的希望能正常过下去
I really want to make this work.