公园与游憩（2009）

Parks and Recreation S07E06

Part 1 Feb. 20, 2024, 1:47 p.m.

在你们面前是六种不同的婚礼蛋糕
In front of you are six different wedding cakes
来自Pawnee的顶级餐厅
from the top restaurants in Pawnee.
分别尝一下然后在提供的投票中排出你们最喜欢的两种
Sample each one, and rank your two top favorites in the ballots provided.
哦天它们都太棒了我选不出两个啊
Oh, boy. They're all so good. I can't pick just two.
嗯那你走吧 Terry
Well, then you leave, Terry.
而且已经吃了的蛋糕要付钱
And pay for the cake you already ate.
我喜欢有柠檬奶油的香草那个
I like the vanilla one with the lemon cream.
那是个我从杂货店买♥♥的玩笑蛋糕用来淘汰低素质鉴赏家的
That was a joke cake I got from the grocery store to weed out low-quality palates.
或许因为他是我未婚夫而我爱他
Maybe it's because he's my fiance, and I love him,
但我也有点喜欢杂货店的那个
but I kind of like the grocery store one, too.
实际上还有一个蛋糕你们没尝试过
There's actually one more cake you haven't tried yet.
Donna选择我作为她婚礼的首席管家
Donna has chosen me to be the butler of honor at her wedding.
诚然首席管家是我编造出来的名称
Now granted, butler of honor is a term I made up,
但这不是我♥草♥率对待的工作
but it's not a job I take lightly.
因此我准备给她一个惊喜
That's why I'm about to give her a surprise bigger
比勒布朗詹姆斯回归迈阿密还要大的惊喜
than when LeBron went back to Miami.
哦天啊 DJ钝吗
Oh, my God. DJ Bluntz?
选择发生什么了
What is happening right now?
我觉得你知道发生什么了
I think you know what's happening.
但是--但是说真的发生--发生什么了
But--but for real, though. What--what's happening?
款待自己
Treat yo' self.
*2017 款待自己*
♪ Treat yo' self 2017 ♪
哦天啊这是来真的吗
Oh, my God, is this for real?
哦就是真的 - 好吧
Oh, it's for real. - Okay.
而且是最隆重的一次
And it's the biggest one yet.
我-我还是不知道发生什么了所以发生什么了
I-I still don't know what's happening. So what's happening?
款待自己
Treat yo' self.
没回答我的问题啊
Not an answer to my question.
哦天啊看看蛋糕吧
Oh, my God, read the cake.
还是不清楚啊 Terry 发-发生什么了啊
Still unclear. Terry, w-what's happening?
款待自己
Treat yo' self!
*这是一年中最好的一天*
♪ It's the best day of the year ♪
公园
与
游憩
公园
与
游憩
第7季第6集
第7季第6集
Roscoe 这个镇的人对Gryzzl的数据挖掘程序非常生气
Roscoe, people in this town are very angry about Gryzzl's data-mining program.
在你看来你们做错了什么事情吗
In your opinion, have you done anything wrong?
我们不相信我们做了任何侵犯人们隐私的事情 Trodd
We did not believe that we did anything to invade people's privacy, Trodd.
但然后我们检查了我们顾客和他们爱的人之间上千的邮件和短♥信♥
But then, we checked thousands of emails and texts between our customers and their loved ones,
看起来人们觉得我们是错的
and it seemed like people thought we were wrong.
Gryzzl目前正试图买♥♥下一块巨大的土地
Gryzzl's currently trying to buy an enormous parcel of land
来在Pawnee建造一个永久的总部
to build a permanent headquarters in Pawnee.
你们要如何重新赢得我们的信任呢
How will you win back our trust?
我们要举办一场免费演唱会邀请U2和Beyoncé
We're going to be throwing a free concert with U2 and Beyoncé.
门票已经发到你们手♥机♥里了
Tickets are already on your phones.
作为会根据收入和性历史进行安排
Seating is going to be organized by income and sexual history.
而那我发誓是我们最后一次窥视你们的电脑了
And that, I swear, is the last time that we will be peeking inside your computers.
哇 Gryzzl已经混乱了
Wow. Gryzzl is scrambling.
在这次土地之争中的首次他们是脆弱的一方
And for the first time in this land battle, they are vulnerable,
而我们要用重大而激动的东西从中获利
and we are gonna capitalize on it with something big and exciting.
我有重大而激动的东西
I've got something big and exciting.
我们只需要一艘飞艇和一艘诱饵飞艇
All we need is a blimp and a decoy blimp.
好吧我希望这是最后一次说但我猜肯定不是最后一次
Okay, for what I hope is the last time, but will assume is not the last time,
我们的策略不包括飞艇我们已经有主意了 April
our strategy does not involve blimps. We already have an idea. April?
好的我们新的提案是请他们分一部分土地
Okay, our new proposal will ask them to split the land.
Gryzzl拿一半的土地来建园区
Gryzzl will take half for their campus,
然后把余下的捐给国家公园部
and then donate the rest to National Parks.
这不理想但他们可能会答应因为他们现在搞得太砸了
It's not ideal, but they may go for it because of how bad they screwed up.
我不是间谍我永远不会披露机密信息
I am not a spy, and I would never reveal classified information.
你必须每次都这么说吗 - 是的
Do you have to say that every time? - Yes.
但我知道Gryzzl坚决要拥有整块土地
But I know Gryzzl is dead-set on owning the entire parcel.
我不确定这个方案行得通
I'm not sure this plan will work.
嗯如果行不通也总有办法的
Well, if it doesn't, something will.
因为当你和我合作时会发生伟大的事情
Because when you and I team up, great things happen.
Ron和我有一点点失和但我们回来了宝贝
Ron and I had a little falling out, but we are back, baby.
就像Joey Fatone和Lance Bass一样我们完全同步
And just like Joey Fatone and Lance Bass, we are totally in sync.
NSYNC组合的成员
来吧好吧
Come on. Okay.
就给我一个...
Just give me a...
哦我们情感上是同步的别拍我的头了
Oh. We're in sync emotionally. Stop patting my head.
哈看起来Newport信托要发布通告了
Huh. Looks like Newport Trust is making an announcement.
上周 Newport信托非常肯定地告诉Gryzzl
Last week, the Newport Trust told Gryzzl, in no uncertain terms,
我们不会和一个侵犯我们隐私的公♥司♥做生意
that we would not do business with a company that invades our privacy.
然后 Gryzzl将报价提高到了1.25亿美元
Then, Gryzzl upped their offer to $125 million,
所以我对天发誓你们啊我几乎晕掉了
and I swear to God, y'all, I nearly fainted.
所以我们正式提前以1.25亿的价格卖♥♥给Gryzzl了
So we are officially jumping the gun and selling to Gryzzl for $125 million.
什么
What?
让我重复一遍因为这让我欲♥火♥中烧
Let me repeat that, because it makes me very horny.
1.25亿美元啊 - 来吧 Knope
$125 million! - Come on, Knope.
要不我们去把悲伤泡在华夫饼里吧
How about we go drown our sorrows in some waffles?
*款待自己* - 嘿老板
♪ Treat yo' self ♪ - Hey, boss.
你走之前能签点支票吗
Before you go, can you sign some checks?
先签我的
Do mine first.
如果你发生了什么事我想保证我能拿到钱
In case something happens to you I want to make sure I get paid.
先照顾自己总是很聪明呢
Looking out for number one. Always smart.
所以分手后的生活如何呢
So, how is post-breakup life?
嗯分手是出了名的超级好玩
Well, breakups are famously super fun
让所有人感觉超棒所以这次也没区别
and make everyone feel awesome, so it's no different.
你该来参加我的婚礼
You should come to my wedding.
会非常好玩的
It's gonna be hella fun.
是啊你应该跟我一起来
Yeah, you should come with me.
作为...陪伴的那种
As like a... plus-one type thing.
或者我们就以呃...工作朋友的身份
Maybe we just go as, uh... as work friends.
或者就甚至你知道老板雇员那种
Maybe it's just even, you know, boss, employee type thing.
你知道吗你应该那么做
You know what? That's what you should do.
你应该来婚礼然后--然后--然后做文书工作
You should come to the wedding and--and--and do paperwork.
别说了你让这事听起来几乎太好玩了
Stop, you're making this sound almost too fun.
无所谓了决定了就给我发短♥信♥
Whatever. Just text me when you decide.
我真的完全不在乎所以...
I literally couldn't care less, so...
是啊我们走 Donna
Yeah. Let's hit it, Donna.
呃我们能聊聊你刚刚和Lucy的灾难性♥交♥流吗
Um, can we talk about that disastrous interaction you just had with Lucy?
不我们聊的只有款待自己
Nope. All we're talking about is treating yo' self.
今天只是关于一件事的
Today is about one thing:
物质
Things.
物质啊 Donna 我们的最爱
Things, Donna. Our favorite.
嗯钝要带我们去哪儿啊这不是去商场的路啊
Well, where is Bluntz taking us? This is not the way to the mall.
那是因为我们才不去商场呢
That's 'cause we're not going to the mall.
我们终于要做我们一直聊的事情了
We're finally gonna do something we've always talked about.
不是吧
No way.
款待自己
Treat yo' self.
*在比弗利山庄*
♪ In Beverly Hills! ♪
啊
Aah!
我想要的只是65平方公里的价值一亿美元的土地免费给我
All I wanted was 25 square miles of land valued at $100 million given to me for free.
这个要求太过分了吗 - 我再说一遍
Is that too much to ask? - I'll say it again:
巫术依然是个选择
Voodoo is still an option.
不结束了他们赢了
No. It's over. They won.
一切都要变了这个镇十年后我就不认识了
Everything is changing. This town is going to be unrecognizable in ten years.
甚至JJ餐厅都要消失了
Even JJ's Diner is disappearing.
我能给你们来点啥
What can I get you guys?
多上华夫饼多到能让你继续营业为止
However many waffles it takes to keep you in business.
虽然我对Pawnee经历的一部分改变还是很开心
I'm happy with some of the changes that Pawnee has gone through.
我是说生活水平上升了
I mean, the standard of living is up.
我们有榨果汁吧瑜伽教室还有家宠物酒店
We have pressed juice bars and yoga studios and a pet hotel.
但我觉得这个镇失去了它的一些魅力
But I think the town is losing some of its charm.
而且现在的甘蓝也太多了
And there's too much kale now.
有家店问我奶昔里要不要加甘蓝
One place asked me if I wanted kale in my milkshake.
奶昔啊朋友们
My milkshake, you guys.
虽然我坚定信仰自♥由♥市场
Even though I'm a firm believer in the free market,
而这种状况终归是你作为商人的失败
and your failure as a businessman is ultimately to blame,
但你的餐厅关门依然太拙劣了