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你真性感
God, you are so hot.
-你知道你多性感吗 -不知道
- Do you have any idea how hot you are? - No.
真是太赞了
That was legit incredible.
天呐 我不知道你的狗也在屋里
Oh, my God. I didn't know your dog was in here.
那狗可怪了 寸步不离地跟着我
That dog is so weird. He follows me around everywhere.
就像个跟踪狂
He's like a stalker.
我挺开心的
Well, I had a great time.
认识你很高兴
It was nice meeting you.
这就完了
That's it?
嗯 我再给你发短♥信♥
Yeah. I'll text you.
我会给你发短♥信♥的
I'm gonna text you.
你都没有我的电♥话♥
But you don't have my number.
我不知道
Yeah, I don't... I don't understand
你为什么不明白现在的情况
why you don't get what's happening here.
好吧 那我走了
Okay, well, I'll-I'll just leave, then.
-再见 -嗯
- Bye. - Yep.
避孕药
抱歉
Sorry. Sorry.
没看到你 我是瞎子 抱歉
Didn't see you. I'm blind. Sorry.
借过
Excuse me.
抱歉
Sorry.
你不能再插队了 茉菲
You can't pass the line again, Murphy.
是吗 真抱歉
Did I? Oh, I'm sorry.
既然我都站到这儿了 就给我结账吧
Well, since I'm here, maybe you can ring me up.
-老样子吗 -嗯
- Your usual? - Yep.
你真该买♥♥避孕套的 妹子
You know, you really should buy condoms, girl.
不利于环保啊
Bad for the environment.
我们都得尽一份力 不是吗
We all got to do our part, right?
你真棒 玛莉娅
You're a gem, Maria.
暗 中
第一季 第一集
我昨晚录了新曲
Yo, I made a new beat last night, dawg.
可棒了
Yeah, it was fire, man.
我的时代来了
I'm taking over, yo. Bro...
泰的姑娘来了
Ty's homegirl's back.
知道吗 等我明年进了科切拉音乐节
Okay, you know what? We'll see who calls me up
看谁来求我要贵宾的票
for VIP when I'm at Coachella next year.
小子
Hey, miss that.
达内尔来了
Dude, Darnell ain't gonna like it
如果没见到你可不会高兴的
if he comes by and you not here.
哥们 你就先撑着嘛
Bro, just hold the fort down.
好吗
A'ight?
泰森
Hey, Tyson.
你来了太好了
I'm so glad you're here.
我给你买♥♥了个什么糖
I got you a stupid candy thing.
谢谢
Thanks.
你能把我把这个打开吗
Can you, um... can you open this for me?
我知道
I know.
我没说什么
I didn't say nothing.
真希望我不那么喜欢性♥爱♥
I wish I didn't like sex so much,
因为这是个很费钱的习惯
'cause it's a very expensive habit.
我觉得我知道你为什么喜欢
I think I know why you do.
是吗
Oh, yeah?
那是
It's, like,
你唯一不用觉得自己是个瞎子的时候
the only time that you don't have to feel blind.
因为我们反正都闭眼做
You know, 'cause we all do it with our eyes closed anyways.
说说我的看法
Little insight for you.
你真聪明
You're a smart kid.
这么聪明不该干这个
Too smart to be doing what you're doing.
我也可以这么说你呢
I could say the same about you.
你想要点药配水吗
Would you like some pill with your water?
谢谢
Thank you.
纯属好奇
So, just out of sheer curiosity...
不要
Oh, no.
你跟我这样的男人约会过吗
You ever date a guy like me?
孩子吗 没有
A child? No.
什么意思 我是大人了
What you mean? I'm grown.
你才17岁
You're like 17.
但我很可爱的
But, like, I'm adorable, too.
-是啊 -如果你能看见我
- Yeah. - Well...Like, if you see me.
那我只能信你的话了
Well, I'd have to take your word for it.
好吧 打赌
A'ight. Bet.
你说什么呢
What are you talking about?
摸摸我的脸
Feel my face, man.
我不喜欢摸人脸
I just don't do that face-feeling stuff.
好奇怪
That's weird.
摸摸我的美貌
Feel my beauty.
享受我曲线的质地
Bask in my curvaceous textures.
好吧 手给我
All right. Give me your hand.
来嘛
Come on.
好冷啊
Freezing out here.
你说得好像这要怪我
You say that like it's my fault.
就是怪你
It is your fault.
如果你不待在这里
If you didn't hang out here,
我也不会每晚都冻得够呛了
I wouldn't freeze my ass off every night.
那我们就一起体验这可怕的寒冷吧
Then let us experience this horrific cold together.
早上好
Good morning.
谁是史上最棒的室友
Who's the best roommate ever?
下去 狗
Get off me, dog.
我绝对开始对它过敏了
I swear I'm developing an allergy to him.
因为它想要你的爱
It's because he wants your love.
而那是你唯一过敏的东西
And that's the only thing you're allergic to.
好吧 看看谁一大早就开玩笑
Okay. Look who's bringing the jokes, crack of dawn.
你那一晚的
So, how was your night of--
怎么说的 激♥情♥爱爱如何
how do you say it?-- lovemaking?
别恶心了 我大部分都不记得了
Don't be gross. I don't remember the majority of it.
你想知道他什么样吗
Do you want to know what he looked like?
我能感觉出他挺高 没别的了
I could tell he was tall-ish. That's about it.
好吧 这家伙的笑容很讨厌
Okay, well, this one had a real gummy smile.
-什么 -他绝对有早发脱发
- What? - And he definitely had early onset alopecia.
我摸得到他的头发 混♥蛋♥
I could feel his hair, jerk.
伙计 他很性感
Dude, he was hot.
你真是不知道好 你该摸摸他的脸的
You're missing out. You should've felt his face.
我绝不会那么做吧
I would never do that.
请坐起来
Okay, please get up.
茉菲 你怎么从不插好手♥机♥
Murphy, why do you never plug in your phone?
好了
Okay.
起来 快
Come on. Hurry.
我不能又上班迟到 你也是
I can't be late for work again, and neither can you.
好吧
Fine.
芝加哥引导希望
导盲犬训练中心
-你还变矮了吗 人呢 -闭嘴啦
- Did you get shorter? Where are you? - Shut up.
等等 等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
-怎么了 -天哪
- What? - Oh, God.
你真幸运不用目睹现在这一幕
You're so lucky you can't see what's happening right now.
太厉害了 我是说
I am so impressed. I mean,
演艺界竞争非常激烈
acting is so competitive.
你们俩呆瓜聊什么呢
What are you two dweebs talking about?
我只是告诉金我要去拍啤酒广♥告♥了
I was just telling Kim I booked a beer commercial.
-我要搬去洛杉矶 -那真不错
- I'm moving to L.A. - Hey, good for you.
你在广♥告♥里做什么
What do you do in the commercial?
干杯
Bottoms up.
杰克怎么能就这样抛下我们
How could Jake leave us like this?
杰克很好 但他只是个前台
Jake was great, but he was just a receptionist.
也许可以让茉菲替他
Maybe Murphy can do it.
不 不能让茉菲来做
No, Murphy is not doing it.
亲爱的 我们的女儿很聪明
Sweetheart, our daughter is very smart.
她有能力
She can handle this.
你知道我也希望这是真的
You know I wish this were true,
但我们总有一人得看清现实
but one of us needs to live in reality.
杰克是人们走进这里后
Jake was the first person people saw
看见的第一个人
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