老妈驾到（2021）

Call Your Mother S01E02

Part 2 March 1, 2021, 10:31 a.m.

45.
-妈 -走吧
- Mom! - Let's just go!
我给你留了几块我著名的培根切达松饼
I left you some of my famous bacon-cheddar muffins.
为什么你做啥都号♥称"著名的"
Why is everything you cook "Famous"?
凯文·科斯特纳为什么著名
Why is Kevin Costner famous?
因为他炙手可热大家都爱他
Because he's hot and everybody loves him.
就像我的松饼一样
Just like my muffins.
弗雷迪你得看着老妈
Freddie, I need you to take Mom.
我得工作她很伤心
I have to work. And she's sad
-因为她在和已婚男人交往 -杰姬
- because she's dating a married man. - Jackie!
我不能照顾老妈我也有工作
I can't take Mom. I have work, too.
拜托弗雷迪
Please, Freddie.
你在家工作你还穿着睡衣呢
You work from home. You're wearing pajamas.
20分钟后我有个重要会议
I have a big meeting in 20 minutes.
你的会议在哪里在那边吗
Oh, where's your meeting? Is it over there?
她可以和我出去
She could hang out with me.
伙计们我没事
Guys, I'm fine.
什么时候开始为孩子做松饼变成求救信♥号♥♥了
Since when is making muffins for your kids a cry for help?
赶紧的弗雷迪把电视给她打开
Come on, Freddie. Just put her in front of the TV,
今晚把早餐当晚餐吃了
and then maybe tonight you can do breakfast for dinner.
你知道她有多喜欢那个
You know how she loves that.
什么叫把早餐当晚餐
What's breakfast for dinner?
这是我们小时候经常干的事
It's something we used to do growing up.
比如到了晚餐时间
You know, it's like, hey, it's dinner time,
但我们会吃煎饼
but we're eating pancakes!
现在听着是没意思了因为有外卖♥♥网站了
Yeah, it doesn't sound fun now because we have Grubhub,
但当我们在爱荷华时这可是革命性的一步
but when we lived in Iowa, it was revolutionary.
还是挺有意思的而且不仅仅是煎饼
It's still fun! And it's not just pancakes.
还有华夫饼法式吐司鸡蛋
It's waffles, French toast. Eggs.
得了吧弗雷迪她可以和你一起在沙发上工作
Come on, Freddie, she can go to work with you on the couch
玩电子游戏
and play video games.
我不是在玩电子游戏你知道的
That's not what I do, and you know it.
是吗好吧
Really? Okay.
你是做什么的
What do you do?
我测试和设计电子游戏
I test and I design video games.
是的杰姬这是男子汉的工作
Yeah, Jackie. It's a big boy job.
妈不用你帮我说话
Mom, don't help me.
你应该照顾老妈
You should take care of Mom.
你应该照顾老妈
You should take care of Mom.
我来照顾你们妈妈吧
I'll take care of your mom.
都闭嘴吧
Guys! Please stop.
我不需要保姆
I don't need a babysitter.
我完全有能力自己解决问题
I'm perfectly capable of figuring things out on my own.
因为谈论早饭当晚餐的事
In fact, I made myself hungry
我都已经饿了
talking about breakfast for dinner.
我自己去吃早午餐吧
Maybe I'll just go to brunch by myself.
不妈金阿姨先是独自去吃早午餐
No, Mom. Aunt Kim started going to brunch by herself.
现在她一个人去坐游轮了
Now she goes on cruises by herself.
别沦为金阿姨
Don't be Aunt Kim.
我可以去吃早午餐
I could go to brunch.
西莉亚管它呢
You know what, Celia? What the heck?
咱们去吃早午餐吧
Let's you and I go to brunch.
太好了我知道一个地方含羞草酒不限♥量♥
Great! Ooh, I know a place with bottomless mimosas.
含羞草酒是橙汁加香槟
A mimosa is orange juice with champagne.
等等这算是半早餐半晚餐吧
Wait, that makes it kinda part breakfast, part dinner.
算吗我觉得算吧
Am I doing it? I think I'm doing it!
我很高兴我们能这样首次没有弗雷迪之约
I'm glad we're doing this. First "No Freddie" outing?
这是一个重要的时刻
It's kind of a big moment.
对不起我把你拴住了
Oh, sorry you got stuck with me.
不你说什么呢
No. What are you talking about?
跟我说说你的工作吧
So, tell me about your work.
你是如何成为网红的
How did you become a social-media influencer?
非常经典了
Ah, classic story --
我在南加州大学读本科
I went to undergrad at USC
学传播和媒体研究
for Communications and Media Studies.
但赛琳娜·戈麦斯点赞了我的毛流眉帖子
But then Selena Gomez liked my post about soap brows,
你能想象那之后发生什么了吗
and, well, you can imagine what happened after that.
可以点单了吗
Did you want to order something?
鳄梨吐司怎么样
How is the avocado toast?
不知道这里四年没人点过面包了
No idea. I don't think anyone's ordered bread here in four years.
我试试
I'll try it.
我不用了我今天要进行间歇性禁食
Um, I'm good. I'm doing an intermittent fast today,
所以我只能喝骨汤或者墨西哥龙舌兰酒
so I'm only allowed to have bone broth or Mexican tequilas.
如果你愿意在镜头前吃这个
Wow, if you were willing to eat that on camera,
你会赚很多钱的
you'd make a lot of money.
当我没说
Never mind.
天呀克拉克
Oh, my -- Oh, my God. Clark?
如果那是克拉克我就杀了他
If that is Clark, I'm going to kill him.
他告诉我他在纽约
He told me that he was in New York.
你介意我快速打个招呼吗
Would you mind if I said hi really fast?
喂简
Hello? Jean?
你好你是简·雷恩斯吗
Hello? Is this Jean Raines?
是的是我
Yep, yep. I'm here.
不好意思洛杉矶的碳水化合物太难咽了
Sorry. They make carbs difficult to eat in L.A.
怎么了
What's up?
说到怎么了
What's up? Well, um,
我想为今天早上的事道个歉
I-I just wanted to apologize about this morning.
我知道你肯定觉得很奇怪
I understand that must have been strange for you.
我不明白你的意思
I don't know what you mean.
除非你是说我见到你老婆的时候
Oh, unless you mean when I met your wife.
你介绍我"只是个租客"
And you introduced me as "Just a renter."
对就是这个
Yes. That's what I mean.
我没见过分居的夫妻
You know, I don't know many people who are separated
还要去婚姻咨♥询♥的
that are still going to marriage counseling.
但这不关我的事
But it's none of my business.
但问题就在这里婚姻咨♥询♥就是关于分居的
But that's the thing. The marriage counseling is about the separation.
其实应该叫做分居咨♥询♥
I mean, it should really be called separation counseling,
而不是婚姻咨... 这件事
not marriage cou-- Yes, it is -- it is --
真的很复杂
it -- things are complicated.
这个咨♥询♥很复杂
It's complicated counseling.
嗯但问题是我很单纯
Yeah, but here's the thing: I'm simple.
我不喜欢复杂
I don't like complicated.
当谢丽尔感觉受到威胁时她就
It's just that when Cheryl feels threatened, she --
她就会很刻薄
she can be pretty mean.
你为什么会娶一个很刻薄的人
And why were you married to someone who's pretty mean?
她怀孕以后我才发现的
I didn't notice the mean until I got the pretty pregnant.
你知道吗
You know what?
我们没什么好说的了
Uh, we don't really have anything to talk about.
我手♥机♥快没电了我挂了再见
And my battery's dying. I got to go. Bye.
我为什么这么做
Why did I do that?
打扰一下
Excuse me.
几分钟前有个小个儿
Uh, there was a little country lady
衣服挺老气的表情还挺丰富的乡下女人
with old-timey clothes and a face that still moves
在这里坐着
sitting here a few minutes ago.
你看到她去哪儿了吗
Did you see where she went?
没有她吃完吐司
No. She just finished her toast,
大家鼓了掌她就走了
everyone clapped, and she left.
可要命了
This is not good.
弗雷迪会杀了我的我应该看着她的
Freddie's going to kill me. I was supposed to watch her.
瞧这就是我不能养猫的原因
See? This is why I can't have cats anymore.
亲爱的我知道你在工作
Hey, babe. I know you're working
我不该打扰你
and I wouldn't bother you
但我觉得你希望我这么做
except I think you'd want me to.
没关系我也没什么正事
It doesn't matter. I mean, what am I doing?
我只是在玩电子游戏
I'm just playing video games, I guess.
我的家人不尊重我的工作
You know, I-it really bothers me that my family
真的让我很烦
doesn't respect my career.
我妈说到这个了吗
Did my mom say anything about it?
没有
She didn't.
你还记得我以前养过猫吗
Um, so, remember how I used to have cats?
什么