鬼玩人（2015）

Ash vs. Evil Dead S02E10

Part 4 Sept. 6, 2020, 5:46 p.m.

No, no!
不
No!
巴勃罗
Pablo!
什么
What?
发生了什么
What happened?
巴勃罗你死了
Well Pablo, you died.
但是你的死拯救了世界
But you died saving the world.
等等
Wait.
我现在是死人吗
Am I dead right now?
什么
What?
当然不是那怎么可能
No, that's crazy!
我们穿越时空回到了80年代救了你
We went back in time to the 80s, and we saved you.
那就好
Oh, okay. Cool.
-谢了老大 -不谢比尔
- Thanks, Jefe. - You're welcome, Bill.
来啊我们再战一局
Come on now! Let's do it--
你♥他♥妈♥搞什么呢
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
我拯救了世界
I save the world,
你的反应就是给我一拳啊
and you punch me in the face?
抱歉巴勃罗
I'm sorry, Pablo.
以防万一
Just had to be sure.
今天过得不顺
It was one of those days.
来吧抱一个
Come on! Now give it up!
给我一个A
Whoo! Give me an "A!"
A
"A!"
给我个S
Give me an "S!"
S
"S!"
给我一个H
Give me an "H!"
H
"H!"
我们拼出了什么
What's that spell?
阿什
Ash!
阿什·威廉姆斯
Ash Williams!
埃尔克格罗夫让我们欢迎我们的英雄
Now Elk Grove, let's welcome our hero,
阿什·J·威廉姆斯
Ashley J. Williams!
阿什大家都在等你呢
Ash? Everyone's waiting for you.
谢谢
Thank you!
谢谢大家
Thank you very much!
谢谢埃尔克格罗夫的好人们
Thank you, good people of Elk Grove.
其实
You know, uh...
三十年前我曾是这里的一个贱民
30 years ago, I was a pariah in this town.
这话是真的
Yeah, you were!
我被驱逐出去
I was kicked out.
永久性地因为指控我对
Permanently, for allegedly doing something
家人和朋友犯下了惨无人道的罪
unspeakable to my friends, and family.
所以大家可以想象当我再次回来
So, as you can imagine, when I came back here,
我很害怕你们无法接受真♥相♥
I was afraid you wouldn't listen to the real truth.
而真♥相♥就是我只是个很厉害的大英雄
Which is, I'm just a total badass hero,
不是连环杀手
not a serial killer.
是的
Yeah.
不幸的是
Unfortunately,
我害怕的一切都成了真
all my worst fears came true.
你们还是一群混♥蛋♥
You were still complete assholes.
给我起很不好的外号♥
You called me horrible names,
而且基本上算是
and you were basically responsible
应该为我父亲和我最好的朋友的死负责
for the deaths of my best friend and my father.
是啊
Yep.
但是... 我很高兴这一切都过去了
But... I'm glad that we're past that now.
今天是新的一天我想跟大家说...
Today is a new day, and I want you to know...
我爱这个城市
I love this town.
爱到我决定要搬回来
So much so, I'm moving back here,
而且这次再也不走了
and this time it's for good!
耶
Yeah!
没错
That's right!
厉鬼如果你们敢在这里露面
Evil, if you show your ugly mug in this town...
哪怕一次
ever again...
我一定把你碎尸万段
I will fuck you up!
把你们消灭的干干净净斩草除根
I will take you down, and I will wipe you out!
没错
Yeah.
我爱你埃尔克格罗夫
I love you, Elk Grove!
阿什阿什我爱你阿什
Ash, Ash...! I love you, Ash!
-我也爱我 -阿什阿什阿什
- Hey, I love me too! - Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash... !
我们狂欢吧
Let's party!
-你还好吧 -还好
- You okay? - Yeah.
只是...
Wow, it's just that...
这一切
all of this...
都太完美了
it's so perfect, I mean,
我从来没奢望过这些
I- I never expected any of this.
怎么这么说
What?
这是你应得的阿什
You deserve this, Ash.
你完成了你的使命
You've done your part.
现在你可以过上正常的生活了
Now you can live a normal life.
现在你该休息该实现自己的愿望了
It's time you relax, and do whatever you want.
什么愿望都可以吗
Whatever I want?
哦呦我要一个吻
Ooh, I want some sugar!
来吧伙计们
Come on, guys.
我们爱你阿什阿什阿什
We love you! Ash, Ash, Ash, Ash... !
没错
Yeah, that's right!
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看我找到什么了
Hey, look what I found!