开荒岛民（2016）

Wrecked S02E07

Part 3 Aug. 16, 2020, 8:58 p.m.

We will have some dignity!
随便你
Suit yourself.
伙计
Man!
船修好了我们可以回家了
We got the ship running! We're going home!
我知道船在航行真棒
Yeah, we felt the engines. That's great.
找航线是我的点子
It was my idea to find a shipping lane,
派克还嚷嚷 "不可能大兄弟"
and Pack was all like, "No way, Bro!"
-然后我... -抱歉我没空听
- And I was like... - I'm sorry, can this wait?
那群洗过澡的渣渣拿走了所有餐具
'Cause I have to go now and get our spoons and our forks
我这就去要回来
from the goddamn shower people.
什么人
The what?
想不到吧你敢相信吗
I know, right? Can you believe that shit?
好吃吗亲爱的
How is your food, darling?
好极了
It's excellent.
你呢罗杰
And how are you, Roger?
他太臭了
He's filthy.
先生有什么需要帮助的吗
Sir, can I help you?
先什么生
Sir?
我是欧文
It's Owen.
这样说吧朋友
Tell you what, my man.
别丢人现眼赶紧回自己部落吧
Be a good sport and go back to your own kind.
"自己部落"
"Your own kind"?
托德你怕是疯了
Todd, you sound insane right now.
等等那是... 那是甜点吗
Wait, what is... are these desserts?
你们躲楼上吃就为了这玩意儿吗
So is this why you guys have been sneaking upstairs?
这些肯定不够所有人吃所以...
Well, there simply wasn't enough for everyone, so...
所以你们就决定私吞了
So you just decided to hoard it all for yourselves?
你们只是洗了个澡
You guys take one shower,
就觉得高人一等了吗
suddenly you think you're better than everybody else?
明显不是这些甜点我们也有份
Well, you're not. These belong to us, too.
先生请跟我来
Sir, just come with me, please.
别张口闭口先生了怪胎
Okay, stop calling me sir, you weirdo.
让他难堪切特沃兹
Give him hell, Chetsworth!
看呀他跟裹着屎似的
Look! It's as if he's covered in feces!
天啊
Good god!
站起来吧兄弟
Pick yourself up, my man!
快点
Come on!
闭嘴你们是演"人类清除计划"吗
Shut up! You sound like "The Purge"!
回来弗洛伦斯
Come now, Florence!
我们不过是闹着玩玩
We were just having a little fun with the boy!
我猜甜点取消了
I guess dessert's cancelled.
没有叉子吗
Are there no forks?
不管了
Who gives a shit.
奇怪
It's weird.
回家本来是件开心事儿
I should be psyched that we're going home,
可欧文突然和弗洛伦斯好上了...
but this thing whole with Owen and Florence, it's like...
哪儿跟哪
what the hell?
怎么说...
You know...
... 他咋就脱单了
... suddenly, he's whipped?
我真想说 "你好"
I'm like, "Hi"
"还记得我吗你铁哥们儿"
"Remember me, your old best friend?"
今天我看着布鲁斯和派克成为死党
And now, I just had to watch Bruce and Pack become besties.
太奇怪了他们真违和
I mean, it's weird. They're a weird pairing!
他们不像好朋友
They shouldn't be friends!
我倒是格格不入了
I just kind of feel like the odd man out.
对不起
I'm sorry.
我只是想找个人说说
I think I just needed to talk it out.
谢谢你听我说卡伦
Thank you for listening, Karen.
怎么了
What?
你在跟我说话吗
Were you talking to me?
对啊我一直在跟你说
Yeah, I was talking to you!
你都没听吗
Weren't you listening?
没
Nope.
可你点头了
But you were nodding your head!
你一直认真看着我呀
You were looking at me the whole time!
不是
No.
我那是在数吃了几颗豆子
No, I was counting every pea I ate.
我想知道几颗豆子
It's good to know how many I can take in
能把我塞饱
before I need to make some more space.
天啊
Boy.
大概是484颗
Looks like the number's 484.
不行了
Here we go.
好吧
All right.
好吧
Okay.
-欧文等等 -别烦我
- Owen, wait! - Leave me alone.
我可不想把我的"岛臭"传给你
I don't want to get my "island stink" on you.
不听着真的对不起
No, listen! I'm really sorry.
随便你很干净我一身脏
Well, whatever. You're clean, I'm clearly not.
天啊
Oh my god.
这样行吗
Is that better?
这...
That's...
-这样更好 -谢谢
- That's good. - Thank you.
好的
Okay.
等等
Wait a minute.
我知道怎么结束这种局面了
I think I know how to put an end to this.
用枪吗
The guns?
什么当然不是
What? No! My god!
那你什么意思
What do you mean?
跟我来
Come with me.
跟你说他剃光了半个脑袋
I'm telling you, he shaved half of his head off!
老实说布鲁斯
Man. I got to be honest with you, Bruce.
我之前误会你了
I was wrong about you.
什么意思
How do you mean?
我以为你是那种人
Well, I thought you were a certain type of guy.
其实你才不是呢
And it turns out you're a lot more, you know.
你知道... 想一想
You know, and... and to think that
如果我们没有上那座岛
if we hadn't landed on that island,
就不可能认识对方
we would've never gotten the chance to know each other.
真庆幸认识你
I'm glad that we did.
同意兄弟
Amen to that, brother.
是啊
Right there.
你知道我最喜欢
You know what my favorite part
这个岛的一点是什么吗
about being on that island was?
说吧布鲁斯
Lay it on me, big Bruce.
岛上一个墨西哥人都没有
There wasn't a single Mexican.
对没错我去透透气
Yep, there it is. I'm gonna get some air.
好的去吧兄弟
All right. Sounds good, lil' buddy!
随时叫我
I'm here when you need me.
有人想玩一局马球吗
Anyone up for a round of chair Polo?
洗过澡的
Shower people!
天啊不
God, no!
把他们弄脏
Make them unclean!
对不起托德
Sorry, Todd.
我们不能再搞分♥裂♥了
We've come too far to be divided now.
你说得对
You're right.
我之前说话带口音吗
Was I speaking with an accent back there?
有
Yeah.
对不起我刚用玉米砸你
Sorry I smashed corn down your crack.
没关系我不介意
That's okay. I didn't hate it.
我和你... 大家都一样
You and I... we are same now.
你怎么了
What's wrong with you?
你脑袋被门挤了吗
Did you hit your head?
看
Look!
淋浴来了
Showers!
你还好吗兄弟
Are you okay, dude?
好着呢
Yeah!
出自电影《肖生克的救赎》致敬男主越狱后淋雨的场景
我逃出肖申克了兄弟
I'm Shawshankin' bro!