开荒岛民（2016）
Wrecked
第二季
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开荒岛民（2016）
Wrecked S02E05
Part 2
Aug. 16, 2020, 8:57 p.m.
Okay.
要是我愿意和你上♥床♥呢
Well, what if I have sex with you?
反转桃色交易
Reverse 'Indecent Proposal'.
你们胆真肥
That's a bold move.
好一招险棋
That's a risky move.
凭什么觉得我会感兴趣
What makes you think I'd be interested?
你可和我眉来眼去
Well, I mean, you've been flirting with me
-好几周了... -哪有
- for weeks, so... - No, I haven't.
-破案了 -不
- Busted! - No.
我天
My god.
她觉得所有人都对她有意思
She thinks everyone is flirting with her.
-我没有 -你有
- No, I don't! - Yeah, you do.
我朋友查克 托尼·陶奇
My friend Chuck, Tony Touch,
巴克·邵 高勒 我兄弟圆圈...
Bake Show, Gawler, my boy O-Ring...
是圆圈向我求婚的
Okay, O-Ring literally proposed to me.
-不关... -是啊
- So, that's... - So have I!
也不关我事
That literally means nothing!
小点... 小点声
Keep it... Keep your voices down.
你懂我的兴趣 不过...
So, you know what I am interested, but...
我想玩点新的
I want something different.
桃色交易反转再反转
I'm talkin' about a reverse reverse Indecent Proposal.
那是... 正经交易吗
So, a... decent proposal?
我说的是...
See, it turns out...
我对你俩都有性趣
I'm quite bi-curious.
不会吧
No.
我可以带你们上船
So yeah, I think I can get you on that boat,
但你俩我都想要
but, I'm gonna want to do both of you.
咱仨一起
Together.
他疯了吧
This dude's crazy.
他这是玩儿心理战
He's playing mind games with us.
你在说啥
What are you talking about?
你不老想玩双龙戏凤吗
You've always wanted to have a threesome.
我想玩的是两女一男的双飞
I've always wanted to have a threesome with another girl.
四个咪♥咪♥ 一个丁丁... 上帝的待遇
Four boobies, one dong... The way god intended.
读读圣经吧
Read the Bible!
为啥不能是两个咪♥咪♥ 两个丁丁
Why can't it be two boobs and two dongs?
啥 这能随便加减吗
What? The hell kind of math is that?
-讲真吗 -我的天
- Are you serious? - My god.
托德 真的不能接受吗
Todd, are you really not gonna do this?
我... 我还是坚持原计划
I just... I think that we should go back to the og plan
告诉他就你一个人陪睡
and tell him that it's you and you alone.
十分钟前 你还反对我去陪睡
Ten minutes ago, you didn't want me to do that at all!
宝贝 你自己也说了... 不过是啪一次
Babe, it's like you said... A wiener's a wiener.
那你也该去啊
And a butt's a butt.
你要是男人 就和我一起去上海盗
So you man up, and you that pirate with me.
杰丝 别闹
Jess, come on.
桃色交易反转再反转会把咱俩转分手的
This reverse reverse indecent proposal is tearing us apart!
大家怎么突然调侃起咱们了
So weird how everyone was teasing us
还说什么调情
about that we were flirting.
我想"什么鬼"
It's like, "what?"
-什么鬼 -对吧
- What? - Right?
我们被困在这小破岛上
We're all stuck on this island together.
又不是非得凑个对
It's not like we're gonna start hooking up
然后躲小树林里互相口♥交♥
and, like, in the bushes, just going down on each other.
可不是吗... 所以我才觉得他们逗
That's exactly what... why I thought it was so funny.
-怕不是疯了 -弗洛伦斯
- It's insane. - Florence!
可以私下聊聊吗
Can I have a word with you, just the two of us?
就... 我们两个
Yeah, just... just you and I?
好吧
Okay.
假设
Well, hypothetically,
你在谈恋爱...
if you were in a relationship with someone...
要是你想关系更亲密点...
And you wanted to take it to the next level...
你会怎么做
What would you do?
你们互相了解多少
How well do you know each other?
这样说吧... 我们有上♥床♥
Well, let's just say we're... having sex.
你觉得我们会信这岛上有人
You really expect us to believe that someone on this island
会和你上♥床♥吗
who has met you is having sex with you?
真有 欧文 因为是事实
Yes, Owen, because it's true!
不管了 说就说
I can't hold it in! We're doing it!
-后入... -好了
- Doggy-style... - All right.
老汉推车 颠鸾倒凤 采阴补阳...
Wheelbarrow, upside-down, how's your father...
性♥爱♥质量很不错
So sexually, it's, pretty good.
确实
It sounds like it.
我需要一些情感方面的建议
I just need some advice on the emotional front.
好吧
Okay.
-史蒂夫 不管有没有这个人... -有
- Steve, whoever this is or isn't... - It is.
好吧
Sure.
她或许想你告诉她... 你的感受...
She probably just wants you to... tell her how you feel...
她就能确定你们的感情
So she can know if the vibe is real.
什么意思 你说的是歌♥词吗
What is that? Is that, like, a song Lyric?
不是的 史蒂夫 好吗
No, Steve. Okay?
你就 和她约会吧
Just, I don't know, take her on a date.
约会 确实
A date. Of course.
-是的 -比如野餐
- Yeah. - Like a picnic.
是的 挺好
Sure, yeah. That's cute.
谢了 弗洛伦斯
Thank you, Florence.
欧文 站这听我们讲话
And Owen, a bit rude standing there,
挺不礼貌的
just listening to our conversation.
-抱歉 -谢谢
- I apologize. - Thank you.
-好的 -有点不礼貌
- Okay. - A bit rude.
笨托德 笨丁丁
Stupid Todd with his stupid penis!
为什么就不能双龙戏凤
I mean, why can't he just have a threesome?
能有多坏
What is the worst that could happen?
真不错
Hell, yeah.
带感
Some ponging.
那东西... 挺有趣的
That thing... that's hilarious.
我们在上♥床♥前可以先
Yeah, I thought we could chill a little bit
凉爽一下
before we get to humping.
冰箱里有酒 要喝自己拿
Brews in the fridge, you guys. Help yourselves.
棒
Sick.
我喜欢摇滚音乐
Lovin' the jam-band tunes.
-那是... -罗杰牌罗杰·费德勒吸汗带
- Wait, are those... - Roger by Roger Federer sweatbands?
当然
Of course.
打高尔夫时戴的
I don't hit the links without 'em.
-你打高尔夫 -没错
- You play golf? - You bet.
我在朝着顶级球手努力 我有...
I'm still working on my scratch game. I'm a...
-八个差点[对高尔夫球者的评价指数] -八个差点
- Eight handicap. - Eight handicap.
你在干嘛
What are we doing?
杰丝 你走吧
Jess, you can go.
我是基佬
I'm gay now.
什么
What?
我不爱你了
I don't love you.
我爱你
I love you.
虽然快了点 但... 我们结婚吧
I know this is quick, but... Will you gay marry me?
你说好就好
You gay bet I will.
天呐
God.
不能这样
We can't do it.
他们会搞上
He'll fall in love.
她是咋回事啊
The hell's her problem?
让我去搞基
I got to bang some dude?
她为啥不能自己去
Why can't she just do it solo?
-这里太... -浪漫
- This is so... - Romantic?
金屋配美人
You deserve it.
喜欢吗
See anything you like?
并没有
No.
什么
What?
好小 托德的大好多
That's tiny. Todd has a way bigger dong.
如果我能给你口好几个小时呢
What if I just go down on you for like a few hours?
不可能 我也不好那口
No way. Hate that stuff.
你对象已经拒绝我了
Well, your boyfriend already turned me down,
如果你不和我做 你俩我都杀
开荒岛民（2016）
Wrecked
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