开荒岛民（2016）

Wrecked S02E04

Part 4 Aug. 16, 2020, 8:57 p.m.

Before I slept with you, i slept with Javier.
你个贱♥人♥
You son of a bitch!
欧文对不起但... 这肯定是他的孩子
Owen, I'm so sorry, but it's just... This must be his baby.
你怎么能这么对我
How could you?
我... 我...
I... I...
♪ 如果你是条蛇我会害怕你 ♪
♪ If you were a snake, I'd be scared of you ♪
♪ 如果你是只豹 ♪
♪ if you were a Jaguar ♪
-切特 -♪ 我也会怕你 ♪
- Chet. - ♪ I'd be scared, too ♪
-切特 -♪ 但你只是只蟹 ♪
- Chet. - ♪ but you're just a crab ♪
-切特 -♪ 我只是只蟹 ♪
- Chet! - ♪ I'm just a crab ♪
嘿快看这神奇小动物
Man, look at this tiny miracle.
里面是只寄居蟹
It's a hermit crab inside that.
我有事告诉你说完之后
I gotta tell you something, and, afterwards,
你可能会狠揍我不过去他妈的
you're gonna wanna punch me in the face, but f it.
今天就把这事了了
All we have is today.
我听不懂你在讲什么
I don't understand all the things that you're talking about.
我睡了你女朋友
I banged your girlfriend.
啥
What?
在基兹曼别♥墅♥区
Kitzmann villas.
那人就是我
That was me.
所以我不会做爸爸了
So, I'm not gonna be a father?
沉重的打击啊
What a gut punch.
欧文对不起
Owen, I'm sorry.
-不过你随时都能来看孩子 -算了
- But you can come visit the baby, anytime. - No.
这太残忍♥了
It would hurt too much.
的确
Sure.
-上帝啊 -怎么了
- My god! - Rosa?
我的天啊还有一个
My god! There's another one coming.
我怀了双胞胎
It's twins!
-什么 -并没有
- What? - No, it's not.
-我... -我... 擦
- Hol... - ... ly shit!
简直是奇迹
It's a miracle.
我不懂老兄
I don't understand, man.
你睡了我女朋友
You banged my girlfriend?
我背叛了兄弟法则
I broke the bro code.
揍我吧来
So break my face, man, come on!
快来打我
Come on, pop me!
动手啊
Do it!
熊抱也可以
Or bear-hug me, sure.
好了掐死我
Yeah, okay, choke me out.
就这样
There!
坦白这种事真的很有种
Takes big nuts to confess something like that, man.
你不是兄弟托德
You're not a bro, Todd.
你是个真男人啊
You're a man, Todd.
另外睡了我女朋友的是个黑人
Plus, the guy that banged my girlfriend was black.
啥
What?!
你♥他♥妈♥为什么要这么做
Why the hell are you doing this?!
对不住了兄弟
Sorry, my dude.
操
Shit!
也就是说偷♥情♥的事儿
That means there were multiple guys walking in
在基兹曼别♥墅♥区遍地开花
on multiple affairs all over the kitzmann villas.
我了个大操
Fuck the God's deal, man.
是啊
Yeah.
哈维尔和我决定要...
So, Javier and I have decided we're gonna...
我们决定试一试
We're gonna try to give it a go.
你们开心就好
We're so happy for you.
谢谢不过我们
Thank you. We're gonna move
打算搬到岛的另一边
to the other side of the island, though.
那儿有哈维尔的家人
Javier has family there.
还有那儿的学校真不错
Plus, the schools are really good.
那很重要
That's so important.
对啊好了我该喂奶了
Yeah. Well, I should probably feed these two.
你懂的喂奶
You know, with my breasts.
-我们这就走 -我走了
- We will go. Okay. Yeah. - I'm gonna go.
等等我想告诉你们我给宝宝取了名字
Wait, I wanted to tell you, I named the babies.
没错这个是弗洛伦斯
Yeah. This one is Florence.
太棒了我很荣幸
That's so nice. I'm honored.
为了纪念你
For you.
-这个小宝贝叫... -欧文 -什么
- And this little guy is... - Owen.
啥
What?!
欧文
Owen?
才怪不行我要忘掉... 不
No. Hold on, I gotta get it outta... No.
他叫托尼·派普洛尼[美国披萨店]
This is Tony Pepperoni.
拜拜托尼
Bye, Tony.
派普洛尼
Pepperoni.
托尼·派普洛尼
Tony pepperoni.
拜拜托尼·派普洛尼
Bye, Tony pepperoni!
拜拜
Bye!
-那好 -拜拜
- Okay. - Bye.
-走吧 -走了
- Bye, guys. - Okay.
好的拜拜
Okay, bye-bye.
我还以为他们不打算走了
I thought they'd never leave?
天啊
My god!
我们做到了
We did it.
那个高尔夫球
That golf ball.
对难道一直在她身体里
Yeah, it's up inside her that whole time?
简直了
What?!