工作狂（2011）

Workaholics S03E09

Part 5 June 28, 2021, 1:41 p.m.

噢苍天啊
Oh, my God.
你简直是完美的老婆 - 没错
You're the perfect wife. - Yeah.
那那你可以干什么
Why, what do you... what do you get?
可以隔着衣服随便摸咪♥咪♥
Overthe-blouse titty nibbling in pub.
摸咪♥咪♥
Titty nibbling?
我也想摸摸咪♥咪♥ 好吧好吧
I would love to titty nibble in p... okay. Yup, yup.
为你们的和谐关系鼓掌
I applaud your relationship.
我都想结婚了听起来太赞了
I want to get married. That sounds awesome.
我也不知道啦
I don't know about all of that.
娘们我有个疑问
I have a bone to pick with you, woman.
我想知道你大半夜的
I want to know where you've been sneaking off to
都跑去哪了
in the middle of the night?
你干嘛跟别人说
Why are you telling people
你担心什么阴♥道♥膜性病
you're worried about getting coochie mold?
Monty 我没有阴♥道♥膜性病
Monty, no, I don't have coochie mold.
我是给你做了一个阴♥道♥模型
I was getting a mold made of my coochie... For you.
啥
What?
我我没懂 - 啥
I'm... I don't know. - What?
噢老天啊
Yes, oh, my God.
惊喜 - 瞧瞧
Surprise. - Look at that.
太美了简直太美了
Beautiful, that is beautiful.
这是我们的十周年
Hey, it's our tenth anniversary.
我想要送给你最完美的阴♥道♥
And I wanted it to be perfect for you, you know.
因为等我生了小孩我的下面就会像
When this baby comes, I'm gonna be sliced open
片鱼那样张开我只想让你高兴
like a sea bass, and I want you happy.
没错生娃能毁了阴♥道♥
That's true. Babies ruin vaginae.
这简直是你送给我最性感最诡异最美丽的礼物
This is the sexiest, freakiest, most beautiful gift
但你知道吗
you have ever gotten me, but you know what?
我们得不搞这些摸咪♥咪♥手活的事了
We need to quit this perverted arms race
有人会受伤的
before somebody gets hurt.
你确定吗 - 确定
Oh, are you sure? - Yeah.
宝贝我才不想跟这阴♥道♥模型做♥爱♥
Baby, I don't want to have sex with this coochie mold.
我想这下半生都跟你
I want to have sex with your real coochie
真的阴♥道♥做♥爱♥
for the rest of my life.
这样吧给你
You know what? Here.
我有个礼物送你
I'm "Bequeefing" This to you.
你把这个送我
You're queefing this to me?
噢酷 - 好好利用它
Oh, cool. - Use it well.
小妞过来准备开搞吧
Mm, girl, come here. You about to get tore up.
Montez 你也不是个坏人
Montez, you're not a total piece of .
你太棒了 - 我有润滑油
Man, you're the man. - I got the baby oil.
抖着你那翘臀上车吧
Go on in there with your fine ass, girl.
你是我的英雄谢谢这玩意简直太酷了
You're my hero, thank you. This is such a cool thing.
我们走了
We were gonna go.
关上门
Close the door.
我们能借车你不是说借车给
Can we borrow the R... you said we could...
我们不是要借去参加Xzibit演唱会吗
we're supposed to borrow it to go to the Xzibit concert?
你们快点 - 你还记得吗
Just hurry up. - Do you remember?
行吧那我们就等吧我们等一会
All right, we'll just wait. We'll wait a little bit.
都过了一小时了
Well, it's been like an hour.
要不要去找点吃的
Should we go get a snack or something?
太热了我想喝点什么
Yeah, it's hot, man. I could go for a drink.
好只要不是啥喷出来的就行
Yes. Anything but a squirt.