我本坚强（2015）

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S01E11

Part 5 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:52 p.m.

Sacred words?
神圣词彙
"Tcha-kamo, feenahnay"
"没断艾青姜孟祥诗仙"
is from Iko Iko,
出自歌♥曲
from the Rain Man soundtrack.
是<雨人>的原声音乐
Is that a brand-new cassette tape
一盘全新的<雨人>
of the Rain Man soundtrack?
原声磁带吗
And his name isn't Tristafe.
他的名字也不是Tristafe
It's Christopher!
是Christopher
He just pronounces it like an idiot.
只不过念得像个傻子
You ever wonder why it's so dark in here?
你们没想过这裡为什麽这麽黑吗
Kimmy, don't touch those.
Kimmy 别碰
And he's not even pedaling his bike.
他甚至都没有在蹬车
It's just a video.
只不过是个视频
That's how he does ten classes a day.
所以他一天能撑十节课
Kimmy, don't move that monitor.
Kimmy 不要把屏幕移开
Don't judge! IBS is real!
别这麽看著我肠易激徵是个真病
He was on the toilet the whole time?
他一直坐在马桶上
Oh, God. That's what the candles are for.
哦老天原来那些蜡烛是为了除味儿的
They're also to set the mood.
也是为了营造气氛
Why do we keep doing this to ourselves,
我们为什麽总这样对自己
replacing one stupid male authority figure with another,
用一个愚蠢的男性权威形象代替另一个
like Days of Our Lives replaces Roman Bradys.
就像<光辉岁月>的罗曼·布雷迪一直换人演
I like the first Roman.
我喜欢第一个罗曼
You're a moron!
你是个白♥痴♥
Sorry. That's just wrong.
抱歉但你真的大错特错
Jacqueline, is Christopher here really any different
Jacqueline Christopher真的和Julian有什麽
than Julian?
不同吗
Is he different than any guy who tells you
和任何一个告诉你只要交给他
he'll make you richer or prettier or safer
做一切决定他就能让你更富有
if you just let him make all the decisions?
更漂亮抑或更安全的男人有什麽不同吗
But when it's time to look at fabric swatches
可是问他长椅用哪种色料的时候
for the banquette, he's got no opinion.
他就又都随便了
Sure, that.
是啊没错
Kimmy...
Kimmy
I need to find out who I really am,
我需要找到真正的自我
not just wait for some guy to come and tell me.
而不是等著某个男人来告诉我
And I need a few days off.
而我需要请几天假
I'm going to Durnsville to testify against the Reverend.
我要去登斯维尔指证牧师
Oh, Kimmy.
哦 Kimmy
I'll dock your pay accordingly.
我会相应扣你薪水的
Usually you can't hear that 'cause of the music.
通常因为音乐声你们听不见这个
All right, ladies, today is a gift.
好了女士们今天就是一份礼物
That's why we call it the present.
所以我们才称之为"当下"
Let's lock and load.
打起精神来吧