我本坚强（2015）

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S01E11

Part 4 Dec. 2, 2020, 2:52 p.m.

Really? Darn it.
真的该死的
I swear, I'm gonna find out who this glove belongs to. I know.
我发誓我一定要找出这是谁的手套我懂
Now...
好了
Reverend...
牧师
If you were me...
如果你是我
what would you ask you?
你会问你什麽
Well, if I were you,
如果我是你的话
I would ask me about...
我会问我
**A long, long time ago*
*那段旧时光
**I can still remember...*
*我依旧铭记
Why doesn't someone ask him
怎麽没人问他
how come after the apocalypse didn't happen
为什麽世界没有毁灭
he didn't let us go?
他还是不放我们走
Sit down and shut up! Shut your mouth!
坐下闭嘴你住嘴
No, it's a fair question.
不这个问题很合理
You see, I worked for years
我多年来一直致力于
on figuring out the date of the apocalypse...
计算世界末日的日期
June 6, 2006,
2006年6月6日
6-6-6.
6 6 6
It came to me while I was watching Sesame Street.
我是看<芝麻街>的时候顿悟的
The number of the day was 9, and I was in my gravity boots.
那天是9号我当时穿著重力鞋倒吊
But when that day came and went,
但那天平安地过去了
I felt like a real heel.
我感到很抱歉
What can I say?
能说什麽呢
I'm hard on myself.
我对自己太过苛刻
But I wasn't about to give up on those girls,
但我并没有打算放弃那些女孩
because I, or whoever was down in that bunker,
因为我还是不知道哪个人
had them in there since 1998,
从1998年开始就让她们在地下了
getting ready for the Rapture.
为"被提"做准备
And you know how long it takes ladies to get ready.
你也知道女人要花多长时间才能准备好
This one.
这位
Oh, pfft.
得了
My point is, what if I had let them out
我想说的是如果我让她们出去
and then the Rapture happened, like, two days later?
可没两天"被提"就发生了怎麽办
Because the Bible says...
因为<圣经>上写道
it's coming.
它即将来临
And I know it's coming soon.
而我知道它马上要来了
That doesn't scare me.
这吓不到我
The signs are all around you if you just open your eyes.
只要你张大双眼徵兆就在你的四周
Men debasing themselves for pleasure...
男人们为了快♥感♥做下流的行为
and the few good among us...
而我们之中的少数善类
That's me.
是我
I'm good.
我很善良
Powerless against the faceless evil
对霸凌者的无耻恶行
of petty tyranny...
无能为力
just like in School Ties.
就像电影<高校风云>裡演的一样
The library is closed.
图书馆关门了
I'm powerless against the faceless evil of petty tyranny.
我对霸凌者的无耻恶行无能为力
Oh, God!
哦老天
It's happening!
成真了
Evil will rise from the depths of the Earth.
恶魔将会从地底深处崛起
Bottles and models, bitches!
美酒和美女啊贱人们
What white nonsense was that?
都什麽白人屁话
Woman shall lie with beast.
女人和野兽同床
Get a hold of yourself, Titus.
冷静一点 Titus
And the Devil herself shall appear in a cloud of smoke
女魔鬼会出现在一团烟雾中
and drag you down to the foulest pit of hell.
把你拉下最污秽不堪的地狱深渊
Hey, Titus.
嘿 Titus
You want to go to Boston Market?
你想去波士顿市场吗
It's the Devil!
是魔鬼
Ha! I'm not the Devil.
我才不是魔鬼
The sulfur smell is 'cause I'm doing a hard-boiled egg cleanse.
硫磺味是因为我在吃煮鸡蛋排毒
Lillian, I got sucked in by a crazy person,
Lillian 我被一个疯子洗脑了
and I started to believe what he was saying.
我开始相信他说的话
And if that happened to me, with my iron will...
连我这样钢铁般意志的人都
Iron will!
钢铁意志
You couldn't even stay standing for this whole conversation.
你都不能站著讲完这段话
My point is, that man is dangerous,
我想说的是那个男人很危险
and he must be stopped,
必须阻止他
and there's only one person who can do it.
只有一个人可以做到
Kimberly, that man is dangerous.
Kimberly 那个男人很危险
No, get off my beach.
不离开我的海滩
Get your beach out of my
让你的海滩从我的
Olympic men's figure skating locker room.
奥林匹克花样滑冰男子更衣室离开
We all have our fantasies.
我们都有幻想
That monster told you how to dress,
那个恶魔告诉你如何穿衣
how to wear your hair, what to think.
如何梳头如何思考
He locked you up and told you
他将你锁起来告诉你
the outside world didn't exist anymore,
外面的世界不复存在
and you believed him.
而你却相信了他
No, I didn't.
不我没有
I never believed a word the Reverend said.
我从来就没有相信牧师说的一个字
I'm not talking about the Reverend.
我说的不是牧师
I'm talking about him.
我说的是他
Tristafe? No, he's not...
Tristafe 不他没有
Look at yourself, "Girlfrenemy"...
看看你自己我的婊砸闺蜜
The clothes, the hair.
服装髮型
You walk around spouting his gibberish.
还一直说著他那句胡言乱语的话
Of course he spouts gibberish.
他当然说的是"胡言乱"语
He studied spirit biking in Giberia.
他在"胡言乱"国学的心灵单车
And I'm not locked up anywhere.
我没被锁在任何地方
I can go wherever I want.
我想去哪儿都可以
I just can't unclip my shoes.
只是我解不开脚带
Oh, my goodness, are you okay?
哦老天你没事吧
SpiritCycle is a cult.
心灵单车是个邪教
It's just another cult.
就是另一个邪教
Why does this keep happening? What's wrong with me?
为什麽总是这样我有什麽毛病
But it could happen to anyone. It almost happened to me.
这可以发生在任何人身上差点就发生在我身上了
You, with your iron will?
连你这样钢铁般意志的人都
That's what I said.
是吧
You're right.
你说得没错
I have to go to Durnsville.
我必须去登斯维尔
Kimberly, when I first heard about your dealio,
Kimberly 我第一次听到你的故事的时候
all I cared about was the lurid, titillating details.
我只关心那些耸人听闻令人兴奋的细节
Like how we built Can Man to practice kissing on,
比如我们做罐头人跟他接吻的故事
and we only had one rule...
而且我们只有一个原则
Don't fall in love with Can Man?
不能爱上罐头人
But Can Man was irresistible?
但罐头人很难抗拒
No. No.
不不是
All I care about is helping my friend.
我只是想帮助我的朋友
So... I'm coming with you.
所以我要和你一起去
You'd do that for me?
你愿意为我这麽做
So I can see the trial without ads.
所以我可以看没有广告的庭审
Sorry!
抱歉
I meant...
我的意思是
so I can see the trial without ads.
所以我可以看没有广告的庭审
I'm really trying to be supportive here.
我真的想表示我的支持
I'm your friend.
我是你的朋友
So I'm gonna come to Durnsville with you,
所以我要和你去登斯维尔
so I can see the trial without ads.
我就能看没有广告的庭审了
Thanks, Titus.
谢了 Titus
I just need to take care of something first.
我需要先处理件事情
Time to clip in.
系上脚带的时间到了
Ladies!
女士们
And gay guy.
还有基佬
This is a spin-tervention.
这是一场单车劝解会
That man is a fraud!
这个男人是个骗子
Kimmy, how dare you?
Kimmy 你好大的胆子
I gifted you with the sacred words...
我赠与了你神圣的词彙
Tcha-kamo, feenahnay.
没断艾青姜孟祥诗仙