怪妈闯荡记（2015）

Odd Mom Out S02E07

Part 2 Sept. 24, 2020, 9:20 a.m.

Yes, he can stay with me, but no.
是的他可以待在我那儿但是不是
We're not friends or family.
我们既不是家人也不是朋友
He's my ex-husband.
他是我前夫
Oh, my God.
哦上帝
It's like a One-Percenter's apocalypse.
这简直是万中无一的灾难
Do I smell...
我是不是闻到了
Rotting Camembert?
腐烂的卡门培尔乳酪
Okay, full disclosure:
好吧坦白说
I do know how to work the elevator.
我确实知道怎么操控电梯
You do?
你知道
When I was a kid, I spent a lot of time
我还是孩子的时候我花了好多时间
riding it with my favorite doorman, Ivan.
和我最喜欢的门卫伊万一起操控电梯
He called me "Elevator Andy."
他叫我电梯人安迪
Oh, good! Then let's do this.
哦好的那我们快上去吧
I don't think we're supposed to work the elevator
我不认为我们可以使用电梯
during a strike.
罢♥工♥还没结束
My seizure medication is upstairs.
我的癫痫药在楼上
Just this one trip.
就这一趟
Honey, if you please, Elevator Andy is here!
亲爱的帮我拿一下电梯人安迪来啦
I'm so sick of these whiny doormen.
我真是受够了这些烦人的门卫
Let's go. Jill, are you coming?
我们走吉尔你不上来吗
Let's go! Let's go! Actually, no.
我们走我们走还是算了吧
I'm taking the stairs.
我要去走楼梯
This doesn't feel right.
我觉得乱用电梯不好
Oh, my God. I am dead.
哦天哪我要死了
Jill, no bread!
吉尔不要面包
Take that back down to the van.
把那个拿回楼下的货车里去
They must have messed up my order.
他们肯定搞错了我的订单
What?
什么
Ah, the peonies!
啊牡丹花
Oh, my God, they're the wrong color.
哦上帝它们的颜色不对
I specifically said sorbet.
我专门说了果子露色
Well, the guy in the flower district said
可是那个花市的售货员说
that was just "Pretentious for pink."
那只是粉红色的装逼叫法
His words, not mine.
他说的不是我
Well, he's wrong. These are wrong.
显然他错了这些颜色不对
You're a driver now... Why don't you zip back there
你现在会开车了为什么你不回去
and trade them in for white?
把这些花换成白色
And while you're down there, could you ask the doormen
哦顺便你出门的时候能不能让那些门卫
to keep it down?
小点声
Well, they are chanting because they're angry.
他们在反复喊口号♥是因为他们很生气
And they feel taken advantage of.
他们觉得被剥削了
Oh, here comes Hanoi Jill.
哦共♥产♥主义吉尔来了
You know, I don't have time for a political debate.
你要知道我可没时间进行政♥治♥辩论
You could have been there and back by now.
有这工夫你都换完花回来了
Okay.
好的
Carlton, hi.
卡尔顿嗨
Did somebody cross the picket line?
有人停止罢♥工♥了吗
Yeah, your husband.
有啊你老公
I heard he took my elevator.
我听说他在操作我的电梯
Oh, right, that's only 'cause he has mommy issues.
哦对但那只是因为他有恋母情结
Scab! Scab! Scab!
混♥蛋♥ 混♥蛋♥ 混♥蛋♥
No, no, guys!
不不各位
I'm with you. I live in a walk-up, okay?
我和你们是同类我住的那栋楼没有电梯
My front door is, like, a collage of UPS post-its.
我门前快递多得跟农贸市场似的
I know what it feels like to be disrespected
我知道你们的感受是怎么样的
and misunderstood...
那些不尊重和误解
Here, have a baguette. Take some bread, please.
拿着这条法棍请拿点面包吧
She is a gluten-phobe. She doesn't want it.
她有麸质物恐惧症她不想要这个
I think it's sourdough.
我觉得这是发面面包
They're all yours.
都是你们的了
Here, and you know what? Take the peonies.
嘿怎么着这些牡丹花也给你们吧
She doesn't want 'em, 'cause they're not sorbet.
她不想要这个因为它们不是果子露色的
Thank you.
谢谢你
Would you like a sign?
你想要个牌子么
Um...
呃
Yes. Yes, I do.
好的好的给我一个吧
Let's do this.
让我们来罢♥工♥
They buy their food from Dean & DeLuca!
他们都从迪恩德鲁卡（高档连锁食品杂货店）买♥♥吃的
Buy their food from Dean & DeLuca!
他们从迪恩德鲁卡买♥♥吃的
Their attitude just makes me puke-a.
他们的态度令我作呕
Their attitude just makes me puke-a.
他们的态度令我作呕
Anderson, I'm famished.
安德森饿死我了
Be a dear, would you, and make me a martini.
妈妈的小乖乖可以给我调一杯马丁尼吗
No olives, no vermouth. So a shot of gin?
不要橄榄不要苦艾所以要杯杜松子酒呗
And I'm out of Xanax.
镇定剂我也吃完了
It should have come in today's mail,
本应该今天就邮过来的
which hasn't arrived, for some reason.
不知为什么现在还没到
That's because of the strike, Mother.
因为罢♥工♥啊老妈
Your mail is not gonna get sorted or delivered
只有罢♥工♥结束了才会有人把邮件
until it's over.
分拣邮递啊
How many people's lives have to be destroyed
这种疯人之举结束之前得有多少人的生活
for this madness to end?
被他们毁掉啊
Be a dear, would you, and fetch it for me?
乖乖你能帮我把包裹取回来吗
You know I haven't entertained since...
你也知道自从那次以后你妈我就性苦闷
Yes, we all know.
别说了我们都懂
And Jill really appreciates you opening your doors to us again.
吉尔非常感激你能再次接纳我们
Well, she has a funny way of showing it.
噢那她可口不对心我的花呢
What is she, on the Pony Express?
她用飞鸽传书的吗这么慢
They drive out to their Hamptons house!
他们开车驶出他们汉普顿的家
They drive out to their Hamptons house!
他们开车驶出他们汉普顿的家
But treat me like a freakin' louse.
却视我如同蝼蚁
But treat me like a freakin' louse.
却视我如同蝼蚁
Okay, guys, one more time!
好了大伙再来一遍
I don't think they can hear us in the penthouse!
我觉得他们在空中别♥墅♥里听不到我们的声音
Von Weber Xanax, you have to be here somewhere...
冯韦伯家的镇定剂你到底藏在哪里
von Patrick...
冯帕特里克
von Essen...
冯艾森
On their asses!
去他妈的
For these Marie Antoinettes,
对那些贵妇来说
this is nothing, your pay raise!
给你们加点薪水不算什么
Jill? Revolution!
吉尔革命
Fight, fight, fight!
抗争抗争抗争
Anderson, what is taking so long?
安德森怎么花了这么长时间
I need my Xanax.
我需要我的镇静剂
Mother, how did you get down here?
老妈你怎么下来的
The stairs.
走楼梯啊
I'm doing Barry's Boot Camp four times a week.
我每周参加巴里靴子野营四次呢
Ooh, Express Scripts! I'd know that package anywhere!
噢药方快运这个包装化成灰我都认得出来
No, that is Mrs. Von Hewson's Vicodin.
不那是冯休森太太的止痛药
She's already called down about it.
她已经打电♥话♥下来问这个了
And this is Mrs. Von Trier's Percocet.
这个是冯特里尔太太的镇痛药
I have a system.
我都整理好了
Why don't I just deliver these on my way back up?
何不让我回去的时候顺便给她们送过去呢
Takes a village, right?
要团结友爱嘛对吧
Mother, it's a felony to tamper with U. S. Mail!
老妈篡改他人邮件在美国可是重罪
Welcome to your isolation chamber.
欢迎来到你的隔离室
Can I get you anything?
要来点什么吗
Some water?
喝点水
Uh, no, thanks.
呃不谢啦
Oh my God,
哦天哪
please don't make me feel guilty
不能因为我有自来水
for having running water again.
你就用这种谴责的眼神看着我吧
People in Burundi would kill for that stuff.
布隆迪的居民超需要水
You know what's going on over there, right?
你知道那里发生了什么对吧
Yes, Graham, we all know what's going on over there.
当然了格雷厄姆人人都知道那儿发生了什么
It's awful.
太可怕了
So I'm going to go shower,
我要去洗澡了
and it's gonna take longer than 90 seconds.
时间肯定不会太短
Do you think you can handle that?
你觉得你自己能行吗