剧集 | 怪妈闯荡记（2015） | 导航列表
Carpe diem, let's party!
Last season on "Odd Mom Out."
You shot the doormen.
I'm gonna do a group show.
I'd love to include you.
I wish you would stay.
Is this a test?
No, I just wanted you to know how I feel.
So you met Mr. Ernie Krevitt, genius investor.
想必你已经见过欧尼 克雷维特先生了 天才投资者
What's going on? They're saying he pulled a Madoff.
Brooke just got me in with him.
Of course I went all in.
Ernie was our best performing manager.
He was killing it for us.
Should we be freaking out?
No, fortunately we never had
enough money to invest with him.
My mother did. Oh.
We didn't have much money with him, did we?
Babe, we still have each other.
I just can't believe she's gone.
I mean, she was so beautiful,
I mean, almost too perfect to look at,
like the teeth of an Obama.
I don't mean to interrupt... But I... I... I...
我不是故意打断你 但是 我
Now she's God only knows where
with God only knows who.
I hate myself for losing her!
Lex, I'm a grief counselor
for those who've lost a loved one...
Not a yacht.
Are you all right?
It's just you've been standing here
the better part of an hour.
Is there someone I should call?
Who would you call?
I had to fire my Art Advisor.
Now I'm expected to figure out if I like this painting.
All. By. Myself!
Marisa? Are you okay?
Jill. You have no idea what I've just been through.
吉尔 你根本没法想象 我都经历了什么
Our financial advisor made us choose
between the chalet in Aspen
and the horse farm in Millbrook.
It was a Sophie's Choice.
Have you ever read Sophie's Choice?
你看过 苏菲的选择 吗
Just be thankful that you were not affected
by that crook, Krevitts.
Oh, I was affected.
We're out of tonic.
And I'd appreciate if you'd invest
in a removable shower head.
Dottie! Miles! Let's hit the roadski!
点点 迈尔斯 赶紧出来上路啦
Must you project like that?
You're not centerstage on Broadway.
Rolling Eyes Emoji.
Just trying to get the gang together to visit Hazel in the sleepaway camp
You're gonna have the place to yourself this weekend.
Ah, thank goodness.
I haven't slept past eleven since I moved in.
I'm practically on a day laborer's schedule.
I'm sorry, Grandma.
I thought I told you never to use that word.
I mean, really, do I look like a grandmother?
You look like an angel.
A fallen Victoria's Secret angel.
Honey, I know it has not been easy,
but it's important that we are supportive in her time of need.
The Grim Reaper buzzes from the lobby?
Mother, please turn off all the
lights when you go out.
And don't leave out any food overnight and...
I suppose next you're gonna tell me
not to have any boys over?
Actually, yeah. We don't want any...
实话说 是的 我们不想
You know that your mother's gonna throw an epic rager.
We're gonna come home to find Long Duck Dong
on the exercise bike and Anthony Michael Hall
trapped under the coffee table.
Don't be silly, honey.
Life is not a John Hughes movie.
You're right.Otherwise I'd be married to Andrew McCarthy.
This city is one crawdad boil away
from being a swamp. I'm dying.
Oh I know. It's so hot
the Statue of Liberty is like...
At least you're escaping to the woods!
I'll be here with the cockroach conga line down Avenue A.
Are you still seeing Krevitt victims
in the ER from rich person accidents?
Our burn unit is inundated with people
using their ovens for the first time.
Seriously? And last night,
a woman checked in because
she missed having her call button.
Oh, let me guess, Graham? Yup.
哦 我猜是格雷厄姆 是滴
It's like four FaceTimes a day!
It's still so weird to me that he's in Burundi but can FaceTime.
I was picturing him in the bush
with some tribeswoman bringing him a telegram.
With, like, those neck rings...
It's impoverished there, but it's still 2017.
They don't have like, bones through their nose.
They're wearing, like, Sean John t-shirts.
Stop it. I swear.
Time to go. Okay, give this to Hazel
and tell that sweet girl I love her!
Okay, and tell Graham I say...
That means "Hi". You're going to hell.
I ought to hug you but I'm schvitzing my balls off.
Don't touch me. Love you.
There's no one here to answer it.
Do you think I should open it... myself?
If I'm not back in five minutes,
eat Langley first.
Oh Devon! Thank God!
There's someone at the door.
It was me.
Ugh, you have no idea what it's like
being alone with these unruly hellcats.
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