怪妈闯荡记（2015）

Odd Mom Out S02E04

Part 4 Sept. 24, 2020, 9:19 a.m.

Wow. Wow.
哇哦哇哦
I really don't think I can do this.
我真的觉得我过不了
I smashed into a van yesterday and killed many lobsters.
我昨天撞碎一辆卡车死了那么多龙虾
They were gonna die anyway.
它们迟早得死
Well I don't feel comfortable playing God.
不管怎么说撞死它们我心里很不好受
Listen, none of my students have ever failed.
听着我的学生从来没挂过
Not a single one.
一个都没有
Relax, have fun,
放松别紧张
and focus on what kind of skull you're gonna get later.
想想你等会儿准备纹个啥样的骷髅头
Oh, Munchkins. Mind if I...
哇甜甜圈我能不能
Oh, sorry. Those aren't for you.
哦不好意思这不是给你的
Elna.
爱尔纳
Nice to see you, Nico.
很高兴见到你尼柯
I'll be your examiner today.
我今天是你的考官
Hi, I'm Jill. Oh, I see you're
嗨我是吉尔哦我看你是
It's not Tweety Bird, and I don't like to get touched.
这不是崔弟还有我不喜欢跟人肢体接触
Start the car, please, ma'am.
发动吧女士
There you go.
走着
Nice and easy.
轻松又容易
So...
那么
To recap, I drove over a median,
回顾一下我开过了中线
I backed over a flamingo lawn ornament,
又压倒了一个火烈鸟样式的草坪装饰
and I guess that car's owner will contact me about this.
所以你们会再联♥系♥我
I'll see you in, what, three to four weeks?
大概三四周以后重考
Oh, no, you passed.
哦不你过了
Wait, what? There's no way.
等等啥不可能吧
Oh, they're my weakness. Toodleoo.
哦我最爱吃甜甜圈了再见
Jeez.
天哪
See you Wednesday. You got it.
周三见对的
This was a setup!
这是黑幕
It... it's a bribe! You're in cahoots?
这是贿赂你是同谋
Shh, what are you talking about?
嘘你在说什么呢
You passed with flying colors, A-plus!
你开的非常完美满分通过
You can't let me drive. I'm a menace to society,
你不能让我通过啊我是马路杀手
and shellfish, and probably a lot of other things.
我会危害到社会和各种海鲜
Sweetheart, relax, just get back in the...
宝贝放轻松先回
Don't call me sweetheart.
别叫我宝贝
You're a fake and a phony
你是个伪君子骗子
and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!
我以前真是看错你了
Whatever. And to think
随你便吧想想看
I almost got a tasteful skull with you.
我差点跟你一块儿去纹身
I hope you enjoy
好好享用
your delicious fried doughnut balls!
你那美味的甜甜圈吧
I hope they fill the hole where your integrity used to be!
希望那能堵上你良心的缺口
Australia is colonized by criminals!
澳大利亚都被你这种社会败类糟蹋了
Hey, hon, how'd it go?
嘿宝宝考的怎么样
You're a good man. I love you
你是个好男人我爱你
and I'm so glad I'm married to you.
我真庆幸我嫁给了你
Oh, honey, I'm sorry. That's okay.
噢亲爱的没关系的
A lot of people fail their first time.
很多人都考了好几次才过的
No, I passed, but I am never going to drive.
不我过了但是我以后再也不开车了
Everything is a hoax.
这一切太可笑了
Well I don't know what you're talking about,
呃我不知道你说啥呢
sweetie, but I love you too.
但是宝贝儿我也爱你
Can you come pick me up in Coney Island?
你能来这儿接我回家吗
What?
啥
Hi, there. Oh, hello.
嘿你好哦你好
Hi, can I help you with something?
我能帮得上你的忙吗
Uh, yes, please, could you tell me how much
呃是的你能告诉我这个小山羊皮包
this suede bag is?
多少钱吗
Oh, this one is $2,900.
哦这个两千九百刀
Oh, jeez, that's pretty pricey.
哦老天好贵
Mmhmm. How is it for stains?
嗯嗯这个脏了的话
Good? Good.
好清理吗好清理
My gosh, I like the white one, too,
怎么说我也喜欢白的这个
'cause sometimes I wear white jeans, you know?
因为有的时候我穿白色牛仔裤你懂吧
But I wear a lot of denim, so I like the blue.
但我更常穿丹宁所以我喜欢这个蓝的
I'll tell you what, I'm gonna get both of them.
这么着吧我两个都要了
Oh, oh, all right. Cash all right?
啊哦好现金行吧
Sure.
当然
Oh. There you go.
给你
And a little something extra for you, Felipe.
给你一张做小费小帅哥
Oh, you... that's not my name. Tell you what,
啊我不是那啥
I don't need a bag, it'll just weigh me down.
不用给我包装我背上就走了
All right. You have a good day.
好吧祝您工作顺利
Have a... have a good day.
您您慢走
Oh, dear.
天哪