极品老妈

Mom S06E16

Part 3 Jan. 3, 2020, 8:50 p.m.

她为什么要有警报公♥司♥
Now, why would she have an alarm company?
她连家具都几乎没有
She barely has any furniture.
是注意力缺陷障碍
Attention deficit disorder.
你绝对有
Oh, that you definitely have.
真的吗吉尔这是你
Really, Jill? Is that your master's degree
手指画硕士学位说出的话吗
in finger painting talking?
这可以解释很多
You know, it would explain a lot.
你怎么不回到你当船长的
Why don't you go back to whatever crab boat
捕蟹船上去
you're the captain of?
我认识一个可以给你做检查的医生
I know a doctor who can test you.
去检查一下也没事啊
Ugh. u202dWouldn't kill you to check it out.
实际上我觉得有事因为如果我发现
Actually, I think it would, because if I find out
我还有别的毛病我就会回家
I have one more thing wrong with me, I'm gonna go home
把我的头塞进烤箱里
and put my head in the oven.
那是电烤箱但你可以试试
It's electric, but you can try.
好了我们走吧
All right, let's go.
没事往我脸上喷
It's okay, blow right in my face.
克丽丝蒂
Christy!
爱你们明天再来闻你们哦
Love you guys. Smell you tomorrow.
你怎么还没睡
Oh. What are you doing up?
没什么你怎么还没睡
Nothing. What are you doing up?
没什么
Nothing.
你在找什么
What are you looking for?
我以为冰箱里有冰淇淋
I thought I might have some ice cream is all.
很好因为我扔掉了你藏在里面的烟
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out the cigarettes you hid in there.
该死
Damn it.
那你到底为什么还没睡
So, why are you really up?
我在读注意力缺陷障碍的资料
I'm reading about A.D.D.
我找到一个在线测试能帮你搞清楚
I found this online test that helps you figure out
-你是否得了ADD -你做了吗
- if you might have it. - Did you take it?
做了一半然后我找到了你的信♥用♥卡♥
About half, and then I found your credit card
买♥♥了一条瑜伽裤毕竟之前练过
and bought a pair of yoga pants, just for old time's sake.
首先把我的信♥用♥卡♥给我
Well, first, give me my card.
已经放回你的钱包里了
It's already back in your wallet.
难道我是业余爱好者吗
What is this, amateur hour?
好吧让我看看这测试
All right, let me see this test.
你完成项目和活动时是否有困难
Do you have trouble finishing projects and activities?
那时候我看见了瑜伽裤的广♥告♥
That's when I saw the ad for the yoga pants,
你觉得呢有时吗
so what do you think, sometimes?
是的
Sure.
你有过吸毒和酗酒的经历吗
Have you ever experienced problems with drugs and alcohol?
你是否曾在无聊或重复的任务中
Do you ever have difficulty staying focused
难以集中注意力
during boring or repetitive tasks?
发生了什么
What's going on?
气氛正慢慢升温
Things were heating up in there,
你就直接走了
and then you just wandered off.
-有时 -有时
- Sometimes. u202d- Sometimes.
爽了
There it is.
是吧
Right?
我还以为你戒烟了
Thought you quit.
是啊
I did.
今早戒了两次十分钟前戒了一次
Twice this morning, and again ten minutes ago.
我不明白
I don't get it.
我为什么可以戒酒戒毒和戒赌
Why was I able to quit drinking, drugs and gambling,
但却戒不了烟
but I can't beat this?
因为你戒别的瘾时
Well, 'cause you had a lot of support
得到了许多支持
with those other things.
你考虑过匿名戒烟会吗
You ever considered Nicotine Anonymous?
你每让我加入一个小组就能拿一次回扣吗
Do you get a kickback for every group you get me into?
-我不再加入戒瘾会了 -好吧
- No more programs. - u202dOkay.
也许你还没做好戒烟的准备
Maybe you're not ready to stop.
但我讨厌它我的朋友们讨厌它
But I hate it. My friends hate it.
这让我身上很臭
It makes me smell bad.
严重伤害了我的皮肤
It's wreaking havoc on my skin.
我的牙齿变黄了
My teeth are turning yellow.
我咳出了一些不该来自人类的东西
I'm hacking up stuff that should not come from a human.
抱歉你们能去室内说吧
Excuse me, can you take this inside?
这是我最后一根然后我就戒烟了
This is my last one, and then I'm quitting.
这也是我的最后一根
Yeah, this is my last one, too.
大家好我是邦妮我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
你好邦妮
Hi, Bonnie.
我刚去看完医生
So, I just came from the doctor,
他说我有注意力缺陷障碍
and he says I have attention deficit disorder.
这解释了我的一生
And it kind of explains my whole life.
我无法好好学习工作
My trouble at school, jobs,
谈恋爱
relationships.
好消息是他说我可以再考一次高中同等文凭考试
Good news is he says I can take the GED again
要求多给一些时间
and ask for extra time.
如果我愿意我甚至可以一个人
I can even take it in a room by myself
在不会让我分心的房♥间里考试
if I want to, where there are no distractions.
重新来过
You know, a do-over.
真希望我搞砸的事
I kind of wish I could get a do-over
也可以重新来过
for the other stuff I've messed up in my life.
天啊
God.
怎么没人注意过
How did no one notice this?
如果有一个寄养家长
I mean, if one foster parent
或者老师或者任何人说
or teacher or anybody had said,
这孩子不蠢她只是需要看看病
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb, she just needs a little help,"
一切都会不一样
everything could have been different.
我这辈子都在挣扎
I mean, I've spent my entire freaking life struggling,
现在我发现我不用那样
and now I find out it didn't have to be that way?
谁知道我能做到什么呢
Who knows what I could have done?
我就说这么多
That's all I got.
还有一件事
Oh, one more thing.
如果你们曾经因为你们分享时
If you've ever been mad at me for falling asleep
我睡着了或者在发短♥信♥而生我的气那是不行的
or texting while you're sharing, you can't be.
我有注意力缺陷障碍
I have A.D.D.