不安感

妈的
Fuck.
妈的
Fuck.
这到底要怎么操作
Hey, so, how would this even work?
感觉这种开放关系非常混乱
Like, this whole open thing sounds super messy.
既然你和我约会 你还要和其他人见面吗
Like, if you're seeing me, are you seeing other people?
不 我不用
No, I don't have to.
-但你想吗 -不 至少现在不想
- But do you want to? - No, not right now.
我累坏了
I'm worn out.
我不想找其他人了 莫莉
I'm not looking for anyone else, Molly.
好吧 但如果我想呢
Okay, but what if I am?
如果我想和其他人见面呢
What if I wanna see other people?
那你就要遵从自己内心的想法
Then you gotta do what you want.
你有没有和其他的"莫莉"们
Are there other Mollys out there
像这样相处过
that you've been with like that?
我只和一个莫莉
I've only been with one Molly
像这样相处过
that I've been with like that.
但如果你想问我有没有和其他女人睡过 那么
But if you're asking if I've slept with other women, then...
拜托
come on.
好吧 冷静
Okay, calm down, nigga.
等等 坎蒂丝知道吗
Wait, does Candice know about all this?
她当然知道 我们约其他人就是她的主意
Of course she does. It was actually her idea we see other people.
我去
Damn.
这有点专断啊
That's kind of boss.
她从不希望我们俩
She never wanted either of us
感到自身受到了限制
to feel like we're limiting ourselves.
我们可以继续谈下去
We could keep talking about this...
也可以身处其中
or choose to be in it.
你想怎么做
What do you want?
你好 劳伦斯
What's up, Lawrence?
我们能为你做什么
What can we do for you?
我就顺路来看看
Oh, just thought I'd swing by, see what's up.
看看你们对我的呜呜有什么意见
See if you guys had any feedback about my Woot Woot pitch.
我知道展示时
Yeah, I know the part in the presentation
关于落实前端用户的那部分
about my front user implementation
没有我希望的那么充实完整
wasn't as fully fleshed out as I would have hoped,
但我还有些想法
but I had some additional ideas
想和你们分享
that I would love to share with you guys.
不 我们觉得那部分很棒
No, we thought that part was good.
是的 有些很有趣的内容
Yeah, there was some really interesting stuff in there.
你们没有其他想法了吗
So, you guys don't have any additional thoughts?
真要说的话 可能有些隐私顾虑
If anything, maybe some privacy concerns,
但改不改随你
but take it or leave it.
好的
Oh, okay.
多谢告知
Uh, good to know.
我们很想鼓励你多多激发创意
We really want to encourage you to keep the ideas coming.
我们喜欢你的观点和活力
We love having your perspective and your energy around here.
你对团队贡献很大 你做得很好
And you bring a lot to the team. You're doing great.
我们等不及看到劳伦斯二代了
We can't wait for Lawrence 2.0.
好的
Sounds good.
你那天穿的运动鞋
And those sneakers you had on the other day,
是在哪家店买♥♥的来着
what store did you get those from again?
是在市中心一家叫"好鞋屋"的店
It's a spot downtown called Nice Kicks.
那确实是双好鞋
And those are.
是的
Yeah.
性爆♥炸♥
蛋糕与艺术
-这些安全套是免费的吗 -当然
- Ooh, are these condoms free? - Oh, absolutely.
有香蕉船 薄荷巧克力
There's banana split, mint chocolate,
还有女性最爱的口味 长岛宾治[捶岛]
and our top flavor for women, island punch.
谁要捶你的"岛"
Uh, who punching your island?
我未雨绸缪不行吗
Dang, can't I be prepared?
-世事难料 -就像性♥爱♥应急装备
- You never know. - Mm, like a sex-quake kit.
-你真明智 -瞧 他们提供口♥交♥教学
- You smart. - Oh, look, they give blow job tutorials.
口♥活♥大♥法♥
是的 "口♥活♥大♥法♥"培训班
Oh, yeah, it's "Blow Job, Good Job" Class.
每30分钟一节课
Runs every 30 minutes.
在这报名
Sign-up's right here.
给别人口的时候谁会戴套啊
Who puts a condom on when you're giving a blow job?
就像吃冰棒连外包装一起吃
That's like eating a popsicle with the wrapper on.
开玩笑的 我只舔戴了套的屌♥
No, but I only fellate with protection.
-安全套很重要 -保护鸡鸡的安全
- Condoms are important. - Keep dicks safe.
-好的 -我们要报名
- Okay. - We're signing up.
-好 -或者直接由我来教大家
- Great. - Or I could just teach the class myself.
蒂芙尼 你这么在行啊
Okay, Tiff, you got it like that?
我很喜欢
I love it.
当然了 德里克更喜欢
I mean, Derek loves it more, obvi,
但我技术一流
but I am stellar.
我可不吸屌♥
Well, I don't suck dick.
自从11年级吸过贾里尔·怀特 不是那个明星
Ever since Jaleel White-- not the famous one--
和他霉臭的蛋蛋之后
and his musty balls in the 11th grade,
这张嘴就再也没含过屌♥了
never again, not this mouth.
是啊 我也不常口♥交♥
Yeah, I don't really partake either.
我牙齿太大了 而且老实说我也不擅长
I have big teeth, and, honestly, I'm not the best at it.
所以我才帮我们都报名了
Exactly why I signed us up.
再说 眼神接触和吐口水那一整套
Plus, the whole eye contact and the spitting,
都太过亲密了
it's just too intimate.
我要是含你的屌♥ 那我肯定是很喜欢你
Like, I have to really fuck with you to put your dick in my mouth.
但被屌♥插妹妹你就不介意吗
But you don't mind if a guy puts his dick in you?
我真的搞不懂黑人女性
I just don't understand black women
和她们为什么不喜欢口♥交♥
and their hang-ups about oral sex.
闭嘴吧你这假黑人
Girl, shut your light-skinned ass up.
我只是觉得
I just feel like
黑人女性给男人口♥交♥会被看轻
guys see black women as disposable after you give them head.
一旦口过 就永远是个骚货
Like you're forever a ho if you do it.
这么说我是骚货咯
Oh, so I'm the ho in this situation?
我怪教会 黑人教会
I blame the church, the black church.
凯丽 你不能什么事都拿这个做理由
Kelli, you can't use that for everything.
-我当然可以 -我不介意给人口♥交♥
- Yes, I can. - You know, I don't mind giving head.
我不会先给他口 但如果他先帮我口了
I don't lead with it, but if you go down on me first,
我会礼尚往来
I will return the favor.
-妹子们 我对你们很失望 -闭嘴 贱♥人♥
- Ladies, I'm so disappointed in you. - Bitch, shut up.
你上的是全是白人女生的私立学校
You went to those all-white-girl private schools,
所以你被洗♥脑♥了 贝琦
so you're brain-washed, Becky.
你是指"戴着昂贵戒指的贝琦"吗
You mean, "Becky With the Good Ring"?
你以为黑人男性为什么
Yeah, why do you think black men
都在追求白人女性
are out here chasing after white women?
你知道大卫·奥伊罗跟个白人女在一起了吗
Did you know David Oyelowo is with a white woman?
亏他还演过《塞尔玛》
Mm! And he was in "Selma."
黑人平权电影
我就这么一说
I'm just saying,
给人口♥交♥时握有很大的权力
there is so much power in giving blow jobs.
局面完全由我掌控
It's like I'm the one fully in control.
你怎么会是掌控局面的人
How are you in control?
每个男人都受自己鸡鸡控制
Every man is controlled by his dick.
你越接近他的鸡鸡 就越有控制权
The closer you get to it, the more control you have.
如果你技术高超 他就任你差遣了
And if you're good at it, sky's the limit.
说真的 我宁可给女人口♥交♥
Honestly, I'd rather go down on a woman.
至少我们的阴♥道♥有自我清洁功能
At least our shit cleans itself.
为什么有两个 懂了 我要买♥♥
Hey, why are there two? Got it. I'm gonna get it.
塞雷娜·威廉姆斯
黑人女性如何能缩小收入差距
妈妈
未接来电与语♥音♥留言
"呜呜"没戏了
So, um, Woot Woot's dead.
我很遗憾 发生什么事了
I'm sorry. What happened?
我去找卡梅伦和蒂姆谈了一下
I went to talk to Cameron and Tim,
你说得对 他们表现很怪异
and you were right, they were super weird.
显然他们并不喜欢
They clearly didn't like it,
但他们无法拒绝一个黑人
but they just couldn't say it to a black dude.
是这么回事吗
Is that what it is?
他们问我鞋子在哪买♥♥的 两次
They asked about my shoes twice.
-操 -是啊
- Fuck. - Yeah.
我就觉得不对劲
You know, I had a feeling it was something.
他们对女性的态度也很怪异
And they're also really weird around these.