冒牌牧师（2015）

Impastor S01E03

Part 4 March 31, 2021, 2:55 p.m.

顺便一提那是五戒
I told that joke because
我讲这个笑话是因为
it's from the Bible.
它正是从<圣经>中而来
Do you know what else needs to be from the Bible?
你知道还有什么需要从<圣经>中而来吗?
Your sermons.
你的布道
Also known as homilies. Hmm.
也称为讲道恩哼
Reverend Willis liked to keep a
威利斯牧师喜欢搞一些
private stash so that
私人藏品
we could drink without the judging eyes
这样我们就能在没有教区居民的注视下
of the parishioners.
小酌一杯了
Now, I am not going to tell you
然而我不会教给你
how to run your congregation and, uh,
怎么去管理你的教会但是呃
I'm willing to take your word that you
我愿意相信你的话关于你没有
didn't receive fellatio from one of its members.
接收到你教民吹♥箫♥服务
Uh, just to be clear,
额说明清楚一下
nor did I give.
我也没有口他
Ha.
啊哈
But you will not survive as pastor here
但是如果你和奥尔登施密特搞不好关系
if you make an enemy of Alden Schmidt.
这里的牧师你是当不成的
I have to admit,
我必须承认
we, uh... we may have gotten off on the wrong foot.
我们...呃...我们可能不太合拍
Well, you better get on the right one,
好吧你最好快点去合拍
because if you don't,
因为如果你不这样做
next time I come back here,
下次我回这里的时候
it'll be to have a drink with your replacement.
就能和你的下一任喝上一杯了
Mm!
棒!
Oh, and by the way,
哦还有顺便说一句
those little Christian tidbits you keep throwing around...
那些你一直到处炫耀的基♥督♥教引言
Yeah?
恩哼?
That shit's gotta stop.
这些屁话快拉倒吧
We get it. You've read the Bible.
我们知道了你读过<圣经>了
No one likes a know-it-all.
没人喜欢"百事通"先生
My grandfather built it.
我祖父建造的
Using nothing but hand tools and a tribe of Chinook Indians.
仅仅用了手工工具和奇努克的印第安人部落
I understand the Bishop has decided
我知道主教决定
not to issue any formal sanctions against you.
不对你作出任何正式的制裁
Did you come here to rub it in my face?
你这是特地过来炫耀的吗?
No, no, I actually came here to...
不不实际上我来是...
to make things better between us.
让我们之间是关系变的好一些
Well...
好吧...
May I... No, you may not.
我能...不你不能
Let's get something straight.
我们先把话说明白了
My family has been here for a hundred years.
我的家族已经来这里上百年了
You have been here one week.
你来这里不过一周
This is my church, not yours.
这是我的教堂不是你的
Fair enough.
好吧
And for you to
然而你
come into the Lord's house with your jive talking
在圣殿上鬼扯
and your blessing of birds is disgraceful.
还为一只鸟祝福这都够丢人了
Scrunchie was sick.
小发圈生病了
Church is for people, not pets.
教堂是为人祈祷的不是宠物
All right,
好吧
all right, I-I'm sorry.
好吧我-我很抱歉
For everything.
对所有的事情
Well...
好吧...
You know, for a guy who hates pets,
你知道吗对于一个如此仇视宠物的人来说
you sure seem to care about your dog.
你看上去非常在乎你的狗狗
Where is he?
他在哪呢?
He's no longer with us.
他已经不在了
God called Schnitzel home.
上帝召唤小肉卷回家了
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry. What ha... what happened?
真遗憾发生...发生什么事了?
Well, about a year ago,
恩大概一年前
he got very ill,
他病得非常重
and, uh, in a moment of weakness,
所以呃在无助之时
I asked Reverend Willis
我请求威利斯牧师
to say a prayer for him in church,
在教堂中为他做祷告
and he... correctly...
然后他...当面...
refused my request.
拒绝了我的请求
And then I realized Schmidt
这时我意识到施密特
wasn't just an unreasonable dick.
不仅仅是个不讲理的混♥蛋♥
He was an unreasonable dick who was hurting.
而且是个受伤的不讲理的混♥蛋♥
You know...
你知道吗...
with all due respect to Reverend Willis,
尽管非常尊重威利斯牧师
he was wrong.
但他错了
He should have honored your request.
他应该答应你的请求
Well, it doesn't matter. Yep.
唉这不重要了是啊
Nothing to be done about it now.
现在说什么都晚了
Maybe not. Maybe we, uh,
也许不晚也许我们可以呃
we could do a blessing right here.
我们可以就在这里为他祝福
Is that possible?
这可能吗?
Well, do you have anything of Schnitzel's I could bless?
额你有任何小肉卷的东西能让我用来祝福吗?
Maybe a hair from his bed?
比如他窝里的一根毛?
Oh, gee, I... I don't know.
哦啊我...我不知道
I haven't had the heart to get near it
我还没有勇气走近那里
since he...
自从他...
he was...
他被...
taken from me.
从我这里带走
Any luck? I think this...
如果幸运的话我想这...
might finally give me some...
最终可能能给我一些...
some closure.
一些解脱
Found one!
找到了一根!
May I hold it?
我可以拿一下吗?
Of course.
当然
Oh, my baby.
哦我的宝宝
Oh...
哦...
Oh, Daddy's missed you so much.
哦粑粑肥肠的想你
It smells just like him.
闻起来就是他的味道
Let us... let us pray.
我们来...祈祷吧
Yep, ever since I got here,
是啊自从我来了这里
everything's worked out for Buddy Dobbs.
巴迪·多布斯的所有事都解决了
Well, "Pastor Barlow."
或者说 "巴罗牧师"
As far as the world's concerned,
对于这个世界来说
Buddy Dobbs is at the bottom of a bay,
巴迪·多布斯横尸在一个港湾深处
never to be heard from again.
永远都不会再出现
Coroner report came back.
法医报告拿回来了
The body that washed up... isn't Buddy Dobbs.
那个被冲上岸的尸体...不是巴迪·多布斯
Then who is it?
那是谁?
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