燃情克利夫兰

Hot in Cleveland S05E23

Part 3 May 4, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

是不是很棒
Isn't it great?
怀疑的种子已经被播下了
The seed of doubt has been planted.
她软弱无助兼豪饮
She's weak and vulnerable and drinking heavily.
当年我爱上的她正是这样
She's the woman I fell in love with.
我不太确定这样做对乔依最好
I'm not so sure this is in Joy's best interest.
对不起西蒙但我现在是米奇队的
I'm sorry, Simon, but I'm on team Mitch now.
我转到西蒙队了
Well, I'm switching to team Simon.
他表现出色
He shows an impressive range
对他的角色很投入
and a real commitment to his character.
-她应该和他在一起 -说得好
- She should be with him. - Well put.
我已经令她想起她以前视我为灵魂伴侣
So I reminded her how she used to think I was her soul mate.
现在我要令她想起我的触碰令她悸动
now I need to remind her of how she used to thrill to my touch.
闭上双眼亲爱的[德式口音]
Just close your eyes, liebchen,
让汉斯的手令你自♥由♥
and let Hans' hands set you free.
维多利亚坚持让我按♥摩♥真是太好了
I'm so grateful Victoria insisted on this massage.
我最近有些紧张
I've been a bit tense lately.
你按的感觉好熟悉啊
There's something very familiar about your touch.
不要看
No looking.
我的双手会害羞的
The hands become shy.
汉斯的手超级害羞的
Hans' hands are uber "Ge-shy-zingen."
你的紧张是缺乏性生活的表现
Your tenseness suggests a lack of sexual fulfillment.
乔依跟我说说你的性生活
Joy, tell me about the sex that you make.
别担心我是百分百同志
Don't worry, I'm 100% gay.
看到你的裸体真令我恶心
The sight of your naked body actually repulses me.
好吧
Oh, well...
和米奇做♥爱♥真是太棒了
Sex with Mitch is actually amazing.
既然你是同志
And since you're gay,
我可以告诉你他有着最...
I can tell you he has the most--
所以你是说
So what I am hearing is,
他并不是你最棒的性♥伴♥侣♥
he's not the best sex you've ever had.
我没这么说
I didn't say that!
过去还有一个男人
Well, there is another man from my past
在性方面和米奇势均力敌
who is Mitch's equal, sexually.
我让你想起了这个好男人
I've put the thought of this wonderful man in your mind.
我让你产生了怀疑与困惑
I created doubt and confusion in your head.
我难过极了
Oh, I feel terrible.
我唤起了她所有过去的感觉
Well, I've awakened all of the old feelings,
我还让她想起我才是她的最佳性♥伴♥侣♥
and I reminded her that I'm the best sex she ever had.
我想我没办法说出谁最好
I don't think I could name a best partner.
我觉得高♥潮♥就像甜甜圈
To me orgasms are like doughnuts.
我从来就没试过差的
I never had a bad one.
就连隔夜的也不错
Even day-olds are just fine.
我要做的就是拨动乔依的心弦
What I need to do is tug at Joy's heart strings.
我们有儿子有孙子
We share a son and a grandson.
我得让她意识到
I've got to make her realize
能够组成一个幸福家庭的
how much this chance to be one happy family
意义所在
really means.
是乔依
Oh, that's Joy!
趴下
Get down.
真是不敢相信
I can't believe it.
不说其它的威尔伯的保姆居然辞职了
On top of everything else, Wilbur's nanny just quit.
显然她想要自己的家庭
Apparently, she wants a family of her own.
这次我要请位年老的保姆
Well, this time I'm hiring an older nanny.
对她来说子♥宫♥已经是后视镜里的风景了
Someone who's looking at her uterus in the rear-view mirror.
乔依需要一位保姆
So Joy needs a nanny.
也许是位苏格兰保姆
Perhaps a scottish nanny.
不
No.
肯定有更好的主意
There has to be a better idea.
不好意思你简历我看得不太清楚
I'm sorry, I'm having a bit of trouble reading your resume.
我现在算是半个瞎子
I'm a bit blind right now.
不知为什么隐形眼镜和眼镜都找不到了
Somehow my contacts and my glasses disappeared.
没关系亲爱的
That's all right, dearie.
你眯着眼很漂亮
You have a very pretty squint.
真的吗
Really?
谢谢你麦克拉肯夫人
Thank you, mrs. Mccracken.
拜托
Oh, please.
叫我埃尔斯佩思
Call me Elspeth.
你人不错
Well, you seem delightful,
而且你在厨房♥烤的东西太香了
and whatever you're baking in the kitchen smells wonderful.
你有问题要问我吗
Do you have any questions for me?
就一个亲爱的
Well, just the one, dearie.
请问威尔伯的祖父在哪里呢
I was wondering about the whereabouts of Wilbur's grandfather.
他没和我们在一起了
He's no longer around.
我们之前在一起但现在我有了新的恋情
We were together, but I'm in a new relationship now
我非常开心
and very happy.
昂首向前不后悔
Onwards and upwards, no regrets.
后悔是肯定会有的
Oh, there's always regrets.
我曾经有位恋人其实是我初恋
I had a man, my first love, in fact.
他帅气有性格好丈夫人选
He was handsome and craggy, quite a catch.
我当时在我们镇是公认的大美人
But then I was considered a great beauty in my home town.
是个小镇吗
Was it a small town?
是的但我对他不好
It was, but I didn't treat him well,
最后他投向了另一个女人的怀抱
and I lost him to another woman.
你说和新恋人在一起很开心
You say you're happy with your new man,
但你的内心肯定
but there must be part of you
梦想着让一家人在一起
that dreamed of keeping your clan together.
我想是的
I suppose so.
想想圣诞节吧
Just think of the christmases.
小宝贝和父母与祖父母
The bairn and his parents and grandparents
在壁炉上挂上长袜
all hanging stockings by the fire.
威尔伯欧文乔依和...
Wilbur, Owen, Joy and...
爷爷叫什么
what was the grandfather's name?
-西蒙 -西蒙
- Simon. - Simon.
这名字写在袜子上太漂亮了
Oh, goes so well on a sock.
应该是饼干好了
That would be my cookies.
我做到了
I've done it.
我做到了
I've done it.
她的思想她的身体她的心
Her mind, her body and her heart
多亏了我现在一团糟
are all a mess, thanks to me.
我要留在克利夫兰
I'm going to stay in Cleveland.
无论如何我要追回她
I'm going to do whatever it takes to win her back.
太浪漫了
Oh, how romantic.
那些锅子都烧开了
Those pots look like they're boiling over.
没错梅米·苏的确是
Oh, you're right, Mamie Sue, they are.
什么
What?
我不是只做了饼干吗
I thought I was just making cookies.
不我知道你们在做什么
Oh, no. I know what you're doing.
你们要我像《窈窕奶爸》里那样咪♥咪♥着火
You want me to set my boobs on fire like mrs. Doubtfire.
那是不可能的
Well, it's not gonna happen,
这对宝贝不是泡沫做的
'cause these babies are not made of foam.
这些是爆米花仁和鸟食的混合
They're a realistic mix of popcorn kernels and birdseed.
现在明白他为什么喜欢乔依了
Now, we know why he likes Joy.
他根本不知道真正咪♥咪♥的手感
He has no idea how a real breast feels.
有什么我能帮忙的吗
Anything I can do to help?
不一切尽在掌握之中
No, everything's under control.
好烫
Hot!
还好吗
Is everything all right?
只是我的咪♥咪♥有些小麻烦
Just a spot of bother with my rack.
这是爆米花的味道吗
Do I smell popcorn?
不我想不是的
No, I-I don't think so.
你衣服上就有
There's some on your blouse.
是的我的上衣玉米
Oh, yes, my blouse corn.
小宝贝们很喜欢
The kiddie-winks love it.
我刚想起来
Well, I just remembered,
我还有一个面试要去
there's another interview that I have to go to.
那么饼干就交给你了
So I'll leave you with my cookies,
我走了
and I'll, uh, pop off.
拜
Bye.
我的天鸟来啦
Oh, my god, birds!
市长只是对你轻微处罚吗
So you just got a slap on the wrist from the mayor?