燃情克利夫兰

Hot in Cleveland S05E16

Part 4 May 4, 2020, 1:37 p.m.

$10,000, and the date starts right now.
-我们去哪里 -不太远的地儿
- Where are we going? - Not far.
你比我想象的要重一些
You weigh a little more than I thought.
我讨厌那家伙但我有些希望巴兹在这里
I hate the guy, but I kind of wish Baz was here
告诉我该对你说些什么
to tell me what to say to you.
也许你不需要说话
Maybe you don't need to say anything.
好的但我要吻你
Okay. But I do need to kiss you.
你的嘴唇好柔软
Your lips are really soft.
你应该感受下我的手肘
You should feel my elbows.
-什么 -当我没说
- What? - Never mind.
你在这里啊希望你别介意
Oh, there you are. I hope you don't mind.
我在你的洗澡间找到了想保留的东西
I found something in your shower that I'd like to keep.
是吗
Really?
-你抓到了蟋蟀 -是的
- You caught the cricket. - Yes.
是非常稀有的白缘眉纹蟋蟀
It's a very rare teleogryllus mitratus.
我是昆虫学者
I'm an entomologist.
我的实验室有只雌性的等着交♥配♥呢
I have a live female in my lab ready to mate.
雌性没有性器官
The female has no sex organ,
所以雄性必须用它锋利带刺的阴♥茎♥
so the male must use his sharp, barbed penis
锯开雌性的壳
to saw through her carapace.
我们一起看吧
We'll watch it together.