燃情克利夫兰

Hot in Cleveland S05E03

Part 1 May 4, 2020, 1:35 p.m.

《燃情克利夫兰》于摄影棚观众前现场录制
Hot in Cleveland is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
西蒙随时会来
Simon is going to be here any minute.
这些枕头还是平的
These pillows are flat!
如果他对"平的"东西没兴趣...
Well, if he's turned off by flat things--
爱尔卡今天别这样她很紧张
Elka, not today. She's very nervous.
乔依亲爱的你必须冷静点
Joy, honey, you have got to calm down.
我做不到
I can't.
西蒙要来见我我就够紧张了
I'm nervous enough that Simon's coming to see me,
但他还要第一次见
but he's also meeting his son
他的儿子和孙子
and his grandson for the first time.
我知道我这样幻想很愚蠢
I know it's silly of me to hope,
但如果一切都顺利呢
but what if it all works out?
我们可以成为真正的家庭甚至是完美的
We could be a real family, maybe even a perfect family.
-没有家庭是完美的 -我们会是
- Well, no family is perfect. - We'll be.
穿着亲子毛衣在平安夜唱圣诞颂歌♥
Caroling on Christmas Eve in our matching sweaters.
人们会看着我们然后说
People will look at us and say,
为什么我们不能像他们一样幸福呢
"why can't we be happy like them?"
我们会面带笑容而他们心中的
And we'll smile as the spirit of Christmas
圣诞精神会被嫉妒取代
is replaced by envy in their hearts.
我还以为得脑瘤的是梅兰妮呢
And I thought Melanie was the one with the brain tumor.
说到这里
Speaking of which,
爱尔卡和我今天要去选医生
Elka and I are going doctor shopping today.
-祝你好运亲爱的 -好
- Good luck with that, honey. - Yeah.
话说威尔伯呢
Say, where's Wilbur?
他又和维多利亚出去了
He's out with Victoria again.
可怜的威尔伯
Poor Wilbur.
还没告诉他呢
Haven't told him yet,
但他上了普莱斯考特学院的候选名单
but he's been wait-listed at Prescott academy.
学院那就是个学前幼儿学校
Academy? It's a pre-school.
是啊克利夫兰最高档的学前幼儿学校
Yes, the most exclusive pre-school in Cleveland,
学生可以直接就读最棒的幼儿园
and it's a feeder school for all the best kindergartens.
他们只会涂颜色
They color.
但他会和最出色的同学一起涂颜色
But he'll be coloring with the best.
威尔伯住在克利夫兰没关系
It's all right that Wilbur lives in Cleveland,
我不希望他太有克利夫兰味儿了
I just don't want him to be too Cleveland.
我要宣布一件重大事情
I have a major announcement to make.
猜猜谁成为了
Guess who's a finalist
小白马王子选美的决赛选手
in the little prince charming pageant?
瞧瞧
Ta-da!
维多利亚这是怎么回事
Victoria, what's going on here?
威尔伯你戴着假睫毛吗
Wilbur, are you wearing false eyelashes?
它们是不是让我的眼睛显得很大
Don't they make my eyes pop?
这可算不上太克利夫兰味儿
Nothing too Cleveland about that.
维多利亚
Victoria,
你让我孙子参加选美比赛吗
you've been entering my grandson in beauty pageants?
乔依我的生活现在一团糟
Joy, my life is a mess right now.
我丈夫越狱了正在潜逃
My husband escaped from jail and is on the lam,
天知道在哪里
God knows where.
我看见小威尔伯在舞台上
But when I see little Wilbur up on that stage,
身上的闪粉闪闪发光演唱《莱茵石牛仔》
body glitter glowing, belting out rhinestone cowboy,
有那么几分种我能忘记我的烦恼
for just a few minutes I can actually forget my problems
做一个正常的人
and just be a normal person.
维多利亚你是不是把一只袜子塞进了他裤子里
Victoria, did you stuff a sock down his pants?
不是成年人的袜子是孩子的
Not an adult sock. A kid's sock.
他们都这样做
They all do it.
天啊是西蒙
Oh, my God, it's Simon.
大家放松别恐慌
Everyone relax! Don't panic!
我去开门
I'll get the door.
你好西蒙
Hello, Simon.
你看起来真漂亮
Wow. You look beautiful.
谢谢
Thank you.
这位小绅士是谁
Who's this wee gentleman?
这是威尔伯你的孙子
This is Wilbur, your grandson.
-我的孙子 -对
- My grandson? - Mm-hmm.
我有孙子了
I have a grandson.
瞧瞧你
Wow. Look at you.
-我没想到你会是如此的... -美丽吗
- I-I never thought you'd be so-- - Fabulous?
我给你带了礼物
I brought you a gift.
你可以踢它或者
Now, you kick it or, um,
你可以把小镜子粘在足球上
you can glue little mirrors on it
把它变成迪斯科球
and turn it into a disco ball.
都可以
It's all good.
鉴于你的情况梅兰妮
In your case, Melanie,
我会推荐一疗程的放射疗法来让肿瘤缩小
I'd recommend a course of radiation to shrink the tumor
然后再评估是否需要做手术
and then assess the need for surgery.
我去拿你的X射线检查结果然后再进一步讨论
Let me grab your x-rays and we can discuss further.
我走了可别偷东西哦
Oh, don't steal anything while I'm gone.
他可真英俊
That is one handsome man.
是啊太帅了
Yeah. Too handsome.
我可不想要这么帅的医生
I don't want a doctor that handsome.
我需要一个丑陋书呆的医生
I need an ugly, nerdy doctor who
在医学院没约过会
had no dates in med school
别无选择只能专注学业
and had no choice but to focus on studying.
但他很搞笑
But he was funny.
才不是
No, he wasn't.
他说了几个很烂的笑话
He said a couple of lame jokes
我们都像女学生一样咯咯笑
and we both giggled like schoolgirls
因为他太帅了
because he's so handsome.
帅哥美女总是有优势
Beautiful people get the benefit of the doubt all the time.
我还不知道吗
Oh, don't I know it.
我需要一个没有魅力的医生
I need an unattractive doctor.
也许你不该光凭外貌决定一切
Maybe you shouldn't base your entire decision on looks.
找到了你的X射线结果
Found your x-rays.
就在Y射线旁边
They were right next to your y-rays.
是啊我们必须离开这里
Yeah. We got to get out of here.
还是不敢相信威尔伯的事
Still can't believe Wilbur.
我有孙子了
I have a grandson!
他真是"闪闪发光"
And he's so...sparkly.
这是最近的事
That's new.
维多利亚在照顾他
Victoria's taken him under her wing.
他很可爱
Well, he's adorable,
但我什么时候能见到他的父亲
but when do I get to meet his father?
我儿子我孩子
My son. My boy.
我英俊的小伙子
My bonnie wee laddie.
他的航♥班♥今天下午抵达
His flight gets in this afternoon.
我也许该先告诉你
I should probably prepare you
欧文对见你这事感觉有些纠结
that Owen's feelings about meeting you are complicated.
他有些怨恨你离开了我
He's a little resentful about you leaving me
又不去找他
and not trying to find him.
我想这是可以理解的
That's understandable, I suppose,
但我们会克服的
but we'll work through it.
我为什么要离开你
What was I thinking leaving you?
你看上去就和那个我带去跳萨尔萨舞的
You don't look a day older than that beautiful teenage girl
年轻貌美女孩一模一样
I used to take salsa dancing.
你真是胡说八道但是谢谢
You're full of crap, but thank you.
天啊我好久没有跳萨尔萨舞了
Oh, God, it's been years since I salsa danced.
你真走运我有一部音乐手♥机♥
Well, luckily for you I have uno telefono con musica.
就这样我们回到了三十年前
Ah, and just like that it's 30 years ago
在伦敦西区烟雾缭绕的昏暗萨尔萨舞俱乐部
in a dark, smoky salsa club in the West End,
推开其他的人
pushing all the other guys out of the way.
想跳舞吗妞儿
Care to dance, chica?
你舞技还是很棒小姑娘
You still got it, kid.
西蒙我们应该慢慢来
Simon, we should take this slow.
我完全同意
I totally agree.
我们慢慢走到楼上我的卧室里去吧
Let's take it slow all the way upstairs to my bedroom.
我已经带着你往那个方向跳了
I'm already dancing you in that direction.
我们看过了十个医生选一个吧
We've been to ten doctors. Just pick one!
我们还没去找过克莱因医生
We haven't been to doctor Klein.
他很完美
He's perfect.
克莱因不接受新病人了
Klein's not taking any new patients.